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Who doesn’t love butter? Here’s a buttery song with butter puns and jokes!
BUTTER PUN SONG
Chorus
Butter puns, yellow and bright,
Golden laughs in every bite,
Spreadin’ joy ’til the day is done,
Nothin’ better than butter puns!
Verse 1
Why did the guy throw butter out the window?
He wanted to see the butterfly.
Why was there bread and butter on the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Why did the butter cross the road?
To get to the other slice! (uh huh)
How do you make a pancake smile?
Butter it up! (yeah butter me up!)
Chorus
Butter puns, yellow and bright,
Golden laughs in every bite,
Spreadin’ joy ’til the day is done,
Nothin’ better than butter puns!
Verse 2
What did the bread say when he saw butter on the table?
I’m toast!
Why don’t people with butter fingers like jokes?
They can’t handle it.
What did the the fridge say to the butter?
Chill, dude! (yeah… chill)
Why did the butter join the band?
It wanted to get in a jam! (let’s jam man!!)
Chorus
Butter puns, yellow and bright,
Golden laughs in every bite,
Spreadin’ joy ’til the day is done,
Nothin’ better than butter puns!
Verse 3
Why did the comedian butter up his audience?
Because he was telling corny jokes.
How do you know butter’s having a good day?
It melts with happiness!
What did the religious butter say?
Yellow-llujah! (Amen!!!)
How does butter handle criticism?
It just melts under pressure! (awwwwww)
Chorus
Butter puns, yellow and bright,
Golden laughs in every bite,
Spreadin’ joy ’til the day is done,
Nothin’ better than butter puns!
Repeat Chorus
Nothin’ better than butter puns!
