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BEAVER PUN SONG
Chorus
We’re stackin’ up laughs with some beaver puns,
Chewin’ through troubles ’til the work gets done.
With a tail slap here and a chomp for fun,
Life’s better together with these beaver puns!
Verse 1
What did the beaver say when his home caught fire?
Hot Dam!
What did the beaver say to the tree?
It’s been nice gnawing you!
What did the beaver say to his honey?
What wood I do without you?
What do you call a hip hop beaver?
A beat-ver!!
Chorus
We’re stackin’ up laughs with some beaver puns,
Chewin’ through troubles ’til the work gets done.
With a tail slap here and a chomp for fun,
Life’s better together with these beaver puns!
Verse 2
What’s a beaver’s favorite subject in school?
Woodshop!
Where do celebrity beavers live?
Beaver-lee hills!
What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
Beaver or be square.
What’s a beaver’s favorite exercise?
Log rolling!
Chorus
We’re stackin’ up laughs with some beaver puns,
Chewin’ through troubles ’til the work gets done.
With a tail slap here and a chomp for fun,
Life’s better together with these beaver puns!
Verse 3]
Where do beavers sleep?
On a river bed!
What do you call a huge beaver?
Big-ver!!
What TV show do beavers like to watch?
Dam-cing With The Stars!
How does a beaver use the internet?
By logging in!
Chorus
We’re stackin’ up laughs with some beaver puns,
Chewin’ through troubles ’til the work gets done.
With a tail slap here and a chomp for fun,
Life’s better together with these beaver puns!
Repeat Chorus
Life’s better together with these beaver puns!
Life’s better together with these beaver puns!
