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Here’s a funky tune for when you gotta go poop!
NUMBER TWO GROOVE
Verse 1
I’m at the club, feelin’ the beat,
Got Shiny shoes on my dancing feet.
Then it hits me, a rumble below,
Oh no, it’s time, I’ve gotta go!
Slide to the left, shuffle to the door,
This ain’t a dance move, I can’t ignore.
Sweatin like I’m under the disco light,
The call of nature no way to fight!
Chorus
Get down, get low, do the Number Two Groove,
When duty calls, you gotta move.
Shake it, don’t shart it, find the loo,
A funky rhythm only you can do!
Verse 2
In the middle of a meeting, boss on a roll,
Trying to focus, but I’ve lost control.
Excuse me quick, I make my plea,
Gotta roll, can’t hold this urgency!
Shuffling fast, eyes on the prize,
A porcelain throne, my paradise.
Can’t let this groove mess with my day,
Nature’s callin’, gotta obey!
Chorus
Get down, get low, do the Number Two Groove,
When duty calls, you gotta move.
Shake it, don’t shart it, find the loo,
A funky rhythm only you can do!
Verse 3
On a road trip, with miles to go,
No rest stop signs, my panic grows.
Every bump’s a test of my control,
Praying real hard for a toilet bowl!!!
Wheels spinning fast, but my stomach’s tight,
Eyes scanning hard for a restroom light.
When nature knocks, you don’t ask why?
This is the groove you can’t deny!!!
Chorus
Get down, get low, do the Number Two Groove,
When duty calls, you gotta move.
Shake it, don’t shart it, find the loo,
A funky rhythm only you can do!
Repeat Chorus
So when life interrupts with a rumbly beat,
And you’re dancing to the bathroom on your feet,
Just own it, groove through the strife,
The Number Two Groove — it’s part of life!
The number two groove…
The number two groove…
