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Here’s a spidery tune with spider puns and jokes. Enjoy!
SPIDER PUN SONG
Chorus
Arach n Rollin, spinnin’ all night,
Eight legs groovin’, everything’s tight!
Caught in the rhythm, no need to run
Wrapped up in silk and spider puns!
Verse 1
What did the spider say to the fly?
Pleased to eat you!
What do you get when you cross a spider and corn?
Cobwebs.
How do spiders communicate on the internet?
They use their webcam.
What does a spider do when he gets angry?
He goes up the wall.
Chorus
Arach n Rollin, spinnin’ all night,
Eight legs groovin’, everything’s tight!
Caught in the rhythm, no need to run
Wrapped up in silk and spider puns!
Verse 2
What does a spider inside your ear do?
Make your head spin!
What do you call two spiders who just got married?
Newlywebs.
Why did the fly. fly?
Because the spider spied. er.
What do spiders do when they have free time?
The surf the web.
Chorus
Arach n Rollin, spinnin’ all night,
Eight legs groovin’, everything’s tight!
Caught in the rhythm, no need to run
Wrapped up in silk and spider puns!
Verse 3
Where do spiders play soccer?
At Web-ley Stadium!
Why do spiders spin webs?
Because they can’t knit.
How tall is a spider?
8 feet!
What do spiders eat in Paris?
French flies.
Chorus
Arach n Rollin, spinnin’ all night,
Eight legs groovin’, everything’s tight!
Caught in the rhythm, no need to run
Wrapped up in silk and spider puns!
Repeat Chorus
