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Here’s a drum driven song filled with avocado puns and jokes!
AVOCADO PUN SONG
Chorus
Avocado, you are the pun I know,
We go together like pit and stone,
With you, I never feel alone,
You’re the tickle to my punny bone.
Verse 1
What do you call an avocado in church?
Holy Guacamole!
What did one avocado half say to the other?
Without you, I’m empty inside!
What did the avocado say to the duck?
Guac. Guac…
What music do avocados like?
Guac And Roll!
Chorus
Avocado, you’re the pun I know,
We go together like pit and stone,
With you, I never feel alone,
You’re the tickle to my punny bone.
Verse 2
What do you call young avocados?
Avvo… Kiddos.
What do magician avocados say?
Avvo … Cadabra!
How did the avocado make bread?
With Avoca … Dough.
What do you find on avocado feet?
Avoca… Toes!
Chorus
Avocado, you’re the pun I know,
We go together like pit and stone,
With you, I never feel alone,
You’re the tickle to my punny bone.
Verse 3
Why do ducks like avocados?
They love quacka…mo…le.
How do avocados get what they want?
They spread it on thick.
What happened when the avocado fell?
It hit guac bottom!
How do you know guacamole has gone bad?
When it turns guaca-moldy.
Chorus
Avocado, you’re the pun I know,
We go together like pit and stone,
With you, I never feel alone,
You’re the tickle to my punny bone.
