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Ahhh… Moms will relate to this song everytime you walk into your teen’s room!
SMELLS LIKE TEEN LAUNDRY
Verse 1
Load’s not done, it’s startin’ to smell,
Socks and shirts straight outta hell.
Dirty jeans, they stand on their own,
This laundry pile has overgrown.
Yeah, it’s ripe now—no escape,
Clothes are tryin’ to suffocate.
Febreeze can’t win, it’s all in vain,
I might never wash again.
Chorus
Smells like teen laundry,
A sock swamp and funk debris.
Can’t find my bed, lost in this stink,
My clothes have formed a sentient link.
Verse 2
T-shirts stuck to the floor, oh man,
Sweatpants smell like a garbage can.
Closet’s empty, but I don’t care,
Just grab a hoodie from that chair.
Yeah, it’s toxic—air is thick,
Laundry baskets? What’s that trick?
Every towel’s damp, doom is near,
I should’ve washed it last year.
Chorus
Smells like teen laundry,
A sock swamp and funk debris.
Can’t find my bed, lost in this stink,
My clothes have formed a sentient link.
Bridge
Hello, mildew—here to stay,
Laundry monsters block my way.
Mom’s outside yellin’, “Clean this place!”
But I just hide under a pillowcase.
Chorus
Smells like teen laundry,
A sock swamp and funk debris.
Can’t find my bed, lost in this stink,
My clothes have formed a sentient link.
Repeat Chorus
Smells like teen laundry,
A sock swamp and funk debris.
Can’t find my bed, lost in this stink,
My clothes have formed a sentient link.
