Contents

Hey there, how’s it hangin’? Has your day been swingin’? Today’s puns and jokes are about the tree-dwelling Orangutans of Southeast Asia!

Orangutans share about 97% of the same DNA as us, they’re one of our closest relatives. It’s no surprise, though – “orangutan” comes from Austronesian languages like Malay and Indonesian, and it literally means “People (or Person) of the Jungle”. “Orang”, means person or people and “Hutan”, means jungle.

There are three species of Orangutans – Bornean, Sumatran, and Tapanuli. They are all critically endangered, though, because of massive deforestation. There are as little as 800 Tapanuli Orangutans left in the wild, in the entire world!

In the wild world of orangutan puns, the jokes swing from tree to tree and land with a bang-utan! These gentle giants are not just nature’s acrobats, but also the source of some seriously ape-pealing humor. Our orangutan pals are experts at taking it easy. So grab a vine, get comfortable, and get ready for a whole bunch of orangutan wordplay that’ll make you want to swing back for more. Get your thinking caps on, but don’t let your arms hang too low – we’ve got a long way to go, and these jokes are going to have you hooting with laughter! But hey, no need to go bananas!

Orangutan Puns

O’rangutan – Irish orangutans.
Orangu-tan – An orangutan on a beach vacation.
Orangu-tan – Orangu-sin divided by Orangu-cos.
Orangu-tang – A sour orangutan.
Orangu-tank – Orangutans used for military transportation.
Orangu-tango – Dancing orangutans.
Orangu-ten – An orangutan’s favourite number.
Orangu-tongue – The thing in an orangutan’s mouth!
Oran-goo-tan – Sticky orange apes!
Oran-glue-tan – Monkey adhesive.
Orangu-tent – Shelter for orangutans on a cmaping trip.
Orangu-pan – An orangutan’s favourite cooking vessel.
Orangu-fan – Orangutan that cools you down.
Orangu-fan – Orangutans who admire you.
Orangu-can – The opposite of orangu-can’t.
Orangut-ant – If an ape and an ant had a baby.
Orangut-aunt – You mother’s ape sister is your orangut-aunt.
Orangut-Aang – The last airbending ape from the animated series, Avatar.
Orange-utan – Tangerine apes.
O-ran-gutan – Past tense of o-run-gutan.
O-rant-gutan – Orangutans that can’t shut up.
O-rank-gutan – Disgusting apes.
Oar-angutan – Apes that help you paddle your boat.
Ore-angutan – Metal apes.
Beau-rangutan – An orangutan’s significant other.
Boar-angutan – If a wild pig and an ape had a baby.
Bore-rangutan – Orangutans that aren’t entertaining.
Doe-rangutan – If a female deer and an ape had a baby.
Dough-rangutan – A primate you can bake!
Dough-rangutan – Ape money.
Crow-rangutan – Black, feathered, orangutans that squawk.
Glow-rangutan – Apes that light up!
Sew-rangutan – Ape tailors.
Sore-angutan – A ape with a muscle ache.
Snore-angutan – Orangutans you don’t want to share a room with.
Spore-angutan – Mushroom-ape hybrid.
Slow-rangutan – Orangutans that love taking their own sweet time.
Snow-rangutan – An ape’s version of a snowman.
Your-angutan – An orangutan that belongs to you.
Meringue-utans – An ape’s favourite dessert.

Orangutan Related Puns

Get ready to go ape over more orangutan puns! When it comes to monkeying around with wordplay, no one does it better than our orange-haired friends. They’re the kings (and queens) of hanging around – literally! In fact, they’re so good at it, you’d think they’re always in prime-ate condition. Got a problem? Don’t worry, orangutans will branch out and offer a hand… or a foot! Just remember, if you ever need advice, they’ll give it to you, but don’t be surprised if it’s a little hairy!

Orangutans are all about keeping it cool – after all, they’ve mastered the art of swinging through life one vine at a time. So next time you’re in a jungle of stress, just remember: orangutans have your back… even if it’s from 30 feet up in the trees!

Primate Puns

Chocolate Chimp – An ape’s favourite cookie.
Chimp-pansy – A chimp’s favourite flower.
Chimp-pansy – A timid, scaredy, chimp.
Ape B Cs – Elementary knowledge for little apes.
Ape-ril – An ape’s favourite month.
Ape-ril Showers – Apes falling from the sky in April.
Ape-rons – What primate chefs wear.
Ape-ricots – AN ape’s favourite dried fruit.
Duct-ape – Sticky primates.
Duct-ape – Apes that liv ein your ventilation system.
Gr-apes – A bunch of sweet purple or green apes.
Ba-boom – Monkey explosion!
Baboon-erang – A monkey that comes back to you when you throw it.
Napolean Baboon-aparte – Old French baboon conqueror.
Hot Air Baboon – Flying primates powered by hot air.
Pro-bonobo – Voluntary advocation for bonobos.
Mon-key – What you need to open a primate.
The Monkees – Every primate’s favourite rockband.
Gorillaz – Every primate’s favourite alternative band.
Hairy Potter – A monkey wizard.

Tree, Forest, Jungle Puns

Jungle Bells – A monkey’s favourite Christmas carol.
Don’t jungle (juggle) too many things at once.
Tree times the charm.
Meeting you was a real tree-t.
I propose a tree-ty.
The tree needed medical tree-tment.
Thank you for the tree-mendous effort.
Sweet vic-tree!
It’s elemen-tree my friend.
We have really good chemis-tree.
If you love something, set it tree.
I’m on a winning s-tree-k.
Wood you like a hug?
What wood I do without you.
Slam trunk.
The branch manager.
Let’s meet together for branch.
Pull the twig-ger.
Trees love to study twig-onometry.
Noah’s bark.
Bark to basics.
Never look bark.
Forest impressions are the most important.
Dont’ worry be sappy.
Don’t go sappy on me.
Take a leaf of faith!
It was a leaf or die situation.
I’m rooting for you.
You grow dude!
I’m sexy and I grow it.

Orangutan Jokes

Ready to laugh with some orangutan jokes? These playful primates are the true stand-up comedians of the jungle! Why did the orangutan bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house! And what’s an orangutan’s favorite fruit? Why, ape-ricots of course!

Orangutans also have a way with words – what do you call an orangutan who loves to play the piano? A grand primate! Or what do you get when an orangutan crashes onto a grand piano? You get a Grand Primate-o! They might not be the fastest animals in the jungle, but they definitely know how to swing into a good punchline. Next time you’re feeling down, just remember: if life gets tough, you can always hang out with some orangutans; they know how to take it easy and keep the jokes flowing like a river through the rainforest!

Q: What did the first orangutans say when you asked them a question?
A: Homie, no idea. (Hominoidea)

Q: What did the banana say to the orangutan?
A: Nothing, bananas don’t talk!

Q: Why are orangutans bad storytellers?
A: They’ve no tales.

Q: What do you say to calm angry orangutans?
A: Nothing, RUN!

Q: What is as big as an orangutan but weighs nothing?
A: Its shadow!

Q: Why do waiters prefer orangutans?
A: Nobody ever calls to complain that there’s an orangutan in their soup.

Q: Wy do orangutans have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.

Q: How do you make a Orangutan float?
A: Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Orangutan!

Q: Why did the orangutan fall out of the tree?
A: It was dead.

Q: What do you call an orangutan holding a banjo?
A: I don’t know I was asking you.

Q: What do you call an orangutan that explodes, but comes back?
A: A Boomorangutan.

Q: How many orangutans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes a whole lotta of light bulbs.

When orangutans first began walking upright. It was a huge step forward.
Did you know that Germans eat more bananas than orangutans? They ate 100 billion bananas last year, but they didn’t eat a single orangutan.
How do you fit six orangutans into a microwave?
You ppen the door to let them in, and hold them in place with one hand.

But now, how do you close the door of a microwave with six orangutans inside?
With your other hand, duh!

An athletic orangutan walks over to an another orangutan and brags, saying, ” I’m the best at climbing and swinging!”
His friend looks at him and says “Well, that’s a gibbon.”

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a orangutan sitting next to him. “Are you a orangutan?” asked the man, surprised.
“Yes,” the orangutan replied.
“What are you doing at the movies?”
“Well, I liked the book.”

A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with the chimp.
“I just bought this ape as a pet. We have no children; so he’s going to live with us just like one of the family. He’ll eat at the same table with us. He’ll even sleep in the same bed with me and my wife.”
“But what about the smell?” the friend asked.
“Oh, he’ll just have to get used to it, the same way I did.”

Due to an electrical failure, a fire broke out in the primate exhibit. The orangutans there were completely frightened, they began throwing feces at zookeepers in the midst of the fire as the zookepers were trying to fight the fire.
Thankfully, the fire has been extinguished. Unfortunately, the zookeepers at the frontlines have been hospitalized with turd degree burns.

A man and his pet orangutan walk into a bar. It’s about 6 pm, but they’re ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating bar snacks. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says, “Last call!”

So, the man says, “One more for me… and one more for my orangutan.” The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back.

Suddenly, the orangutan falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells, “Hey buddy, you can’t just leave that lyin’ there.”

The man answers, confused, “That’s not a lion, that’s a orangutan!”

As we wrap up our orangutan fun, let’s not forget how much these clever creatures make us laugh! Why did the orangutan sit on the computer? Because he wanted to keep an eye on the web! And if you ever ask them for advice, they’ll just say, “Life is just a game of hang and seek!” With their goofy grins and playful antics, they’re the true masters of pun-derful humor. So next time you feel down, just think of an orangutan swinging through the trees, reminding you that laughter is the ape-solutely best way to branch out and enjoy life!