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Are juice feeling a little stressy? A little depressy? Need something zesty? Good news! Juice puns are like a refreshing glass of orange juice on a hot summer day – they’re zesty, uplifting, and sometimes just a little too pulp-y! Did you know that juice was once considered a luxury item? In the 18th century, only the rich could afford fresh-squeezed juice because it required a lot of fruit and effort to make. Now, everyone can enjoy a splash of juice in their life, and with it comes a delightful assortment of puns that are sure to tickle your funny bone!

Imagine your favorite fruit suddenly gaining a sense of humor: “I’m grapeful for all the juice puns in the world!” It’s as if the fruits have decided to squeeze every drop of humor out of their existence. From the berry funny to the absolutely a-peeling, these puns will have you laughing faster than you can say “fruit punch”! So, grab a glass, sit back, and prepare to enjoy a juice-tastic blend of hilarity that will leave you juiced up with laughter! After all, laughter is the best juice of life, and these puns are the perfect way to get your daily dose of fun!

Juice Puns

Alaskan juice (moose) – Oranges with antlers from Alaska.
Ab-uice – When you treat an orange badly.
Br-uice (Bruise) – A purple mark on an orange that’s been treated bad.
Cab-uice (Caboose) – Wagons for apples and oranges.
Chartr-uice – French alcoholic juice.
Chartr-uice – A green-yellow coloured juice.
D-uice (Deuce) – The highest valued juice in German games.
Dr. Juice (Dr. Seuss) – Juice that’s good at goofy rhymes.
Juice (Zeus) – The Greek god of sky juice.
Juice trees (Spruce trees) – Christmas trees with tasty juices.
Juice Springsteen – Every juice’s favourite rock and roll musician.
Juice Lee – Every juice’s favourite martial arts actor.
Juice-tin Timberlake – Every fruit drink’s favourite pop artist.
Mother Juice (Goose) – Every little apple’s favourite nursery rhyme character.
Ob-juice (Obtuse) – Stupid juice.
Ob-juice angle – Juice that’s in between a 90 to 180 degree angle.
Recl-uice Spider (Recluse Spider) – Venomous juices with eight legs.
Sl-uice – To gate that controls a stream of fruit juice.
Super Sluice (Sleuths) – Juice detectives.
You’re juice in time.
Juice-tice will prevail!

Juice Related Puns

Juice puns are the zest of the pun world! You can’t beet the way they make you feel all berry good inside. When life gives you lemons, it’s time to make lemonade – and a pun or two! You might say that juice puns really squeeze the humor out of everyday life. Whether it’s a bunch of grapes cracking jokes or an orange saying, “I’m peel-ing good today,” there’s no shortage of fruity fun! Even the humble carrot gets in on the action, declaring, “I’m not just a vegetable; I’m a juice-a-ble!” And let’s not forget about the smoothies – “I’m blending in with all these puns!” So, next time you sip on your favorite juice, remember that the real refreshment comes from the laughter it brings. With juice puns, you can always count on a splash of joy to brighten your day!

Orange (Citrus) Puns

Emperor Pulpatine – Every orange’s favourite Star Wars character.
Pulp Fiction – Every apple’s favourite movie.
Pulpy – A small barking juice.
Pulpet – Juice puppet.
Pulpit – Where an orange priest stands to preach.
Pulpoise – Fruits with spouts on top of their head.
Pulpyrus – Paper made from fruit fibers.
Pulp-sible – Achievable for an orange.
Im-pulp-sible – Unachievable for an orange.
Pulp Francis – Catholic orange.
Im-pulp-tant – An orange’s top priority.
The tension in the room was pulpable.I’m gonna beat him to a pulp.
I’m pulp-ticularly fond of you.
I give this orange the peel of approval.
I’m head over peels in love.
It’s all about the peel good factor.
Oranges are super ap-peel-ling.
Ex-squeeze me sir!
Easy peasy orange squeezy.
Sailing on the high squeeze.
You’re my main squeeze.
You’re simply the zest, better than all the rest.
Work hard and you will succ-seed in life.
Ugh! Such thick skin!

Apple Puns

Have an apple-solutely wonderful day.
I apple-laud your efforts.
And they lived apple-y ever after.
I’d like to apple-ogize for the pun.
If you were a fruit, you’d be one fine-apple.
The core of the problem is your apple pun addiction!
I was cored in the moment.
I’ll see you in cored.
That note struck a cored in his heart.
Her friend will always stand be-cider.
I’ve de-cider-ed to pick up apple farming.
I’ve got all the in-cider information.
Always look on the bright cider life.
I couldn’t have picked better friends.

Vegetable Puns

Do all veggies major in STEM.
Celery-brate good times!
Celery puns are not nece-celery, but they do make life a lot more fun.
The celery’s problems stem from something much deeper.
Stem on your own two feet.
Leaf me alone…
I leaf (love) celery like no other!
Take a leaf of faith!
Keep calm and carrot on.
I carrot ’bout you.
Keep calm and carrot on.
You were kale-lateral damage.
Kale yeah! I love kale puns.
I’m so fat, I don’t need the extra kale-ories.
Nothing can foil my diaboli-kale plan!
Would you be my kale-ntine?
Those are some sick beets.
My heart skips a beet.
She was so happy to hear her baby’s heart-beet.
I feel so up-beet!
She was so beet-utiful.
Just beet-ween us, I really love beetroot puns.

Juice Jokes

Juice jokes are the fruity fuel that can brighten even the dullest of days! For instance, why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! And what did one grape say to the other during a game of hide and seek? “I’m grape at this!” Let’s not forget about the clever lemon who always brings a twist to every conversation: “When life hands you lemons, don’t take it too citrusly!” Ever heard about the tomato that was embarrassed to be seen with the orange? It was worried about being called a fruit salad! And how about that apple who tried to become a comedian? It bombed at the juicing bar! Juice jokes are the perfect blend of sweetness and silliness, guaranteed to leave you laughing and thirsting for more. So grab your favorite drink and get ready to squeeze out some giggles with these juicy laughs!

Q: Do you think oranges become juice willingly?
A: Nah, they’re always pressured into it.

Q: Why did the fruit jump into the paint bucket?
A: It wanted to blend in.

Q: How do you tell the difference between a walrus and an orange?
A: Put your arms around it and squeeze it. If you don’t get orange juice, it’s a walrus.

Q: Why aren’t bag boys allowed to work at the juice bar?
A: Because baggers can’t be juicers.

Q: How much juice could a Beetlejuice juice if a Beetlejuice could juice beetles?
A: A Beetlejuice would j…

Q: What do you call juice with no ice in it?
A: Ju.

Q: Why did Billy jump up and down before he drank his juice?
A: The carton said to shake well before drinking!

Q: Why did the little boy stare at the orange juice bottle for three hours?
A: Because it said ‘concentrate’.

Q: Why does Meghan Trainor like to pour the turkey juices over her Sunday roast?
A: She’s all about that baste.

Q: Why did the lemon have to stop halfway across the road?
A: He ran out of juice!

Q: Why is milk called “milk” when it was squeezed from a cow?
A: “Cow juice” is a little weird now, innit?

Q: Why did the bar stop serving prune juice on stand-up comedy nights?
A: Accidents were happening.

I got fired from the juice factory. I wasn’t concentrating on the job.
Why can’t someone make raisins with juice in them? Because it they could that would be grape!
If you like vodka and tomato juice so much, then why don’t you bloody marry it!
Most urologists tend to smell their apple juice before they drink it.
A British man reportedly lost 90 pounds in 30 days on the juice diet. He bought juice every day for 3 pounds.
My dog became so sad after getting drenched from eating her favourite fruit. Now he’s a watered melancholy watermelon collie.
My doctor recommended exercise to slim down as well as some orange juice for vitamins It’s the weight and C approach I guess.
I once had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of bubbly orange juice. Thankfully it was just a Fanta-sea.
My teacher penalized me for spilling my juice on my calculus homework. Apparently, I shouldn’t drink and derive.
So, I’m standing here waiting for fruit juice when my friend asks where we are. I told him we’re in the punchline.
If you drink three glasses of kale juice daily for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, it will destroy your belly fat! But also your desire to live.
I mixed holy water and prune juice to make a new drink. It gave me some religious movement.
Recently a man murdered his wife of 40 years by poisoning her a glass of orange juice. I guess it’s, not the first time OJ has killed a woman.
I accidentally got some pickle juice in my eyes. Now I’m brined.
In Russia a Screwdriver is not orange juice with vodka. It’s vodka with orange juice.
The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice, cranberry juice and some lemonade is going to get a punch.
I accidentally mixed my cocktail in a magic lamp. Now I’m sipping on jinn & juice.
As a private investigator, I like to dunk people in sparkling apple juice when I interrogate. That way, they give me insider information.
I have found that I have been happier since I switched from coffee to orange juice. My dietitian explained that it’s the vitamin C and antioxidants, but I really think it’s the vodka.
A man walks into a juice bar and orders an orange and apple juice smoothie. The Spaniard behind the counter says “Would you like to add some milk protein?”
The man responds, “No whey, Jose.”
Some orange juice complained to its therapist that no one wanted to drink him because he had too much pulp. He was so depressed that he wanted to throw himself off the highest shelf.
His therapist suggests, “Try restraining yourself.”
One day, a young weasel went to the bar. The bartender took one look at him and says, “You are under-aged. I can’t serve you any liquor, or alcoholic stuff.”
The weasel asks, “Well then hat can I have?” The bartender replies, “I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.”

“Pop!” goes the weasel.
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing money bet.
The bartender would squeeze a lemon until so that all the juice ran into a glass, then he’d hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze at least one more drop of juice out would win the money. The more drops that came out, the more money you could win. Many people had tried over time; strong muscular men and women.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice.

“I’d like to try the bet.” After the laughter had died down, the bartender agreed, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains to the little man.

But the crowd’s laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and ten drops fell into the glass! As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, a hundred for each drop. The bartender asked the little man.

“What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weightlifter, what?”

The man replied, “Oh, I just work for the IRS.”
A farmer is riding his horse and cart through his village while carrying a large metal flask. A policeman notices this and stops him. “What’s in the flask?” he asks suspiciously.
“Is it alcohol? You know it’s illegal to ride a horse and cart while you’re drunk.”
“It’s just Bananas juice”, replies the farmer innocently.
“I don’t believe you”, says the policeman, and grabs the flask from the farmer. He takes a huge swig, and his face wrinkles. “Ew! That’s disgusting!”
“It’s just Bananas juice”, repeats the farmer.

“Doesn’t taste like bananas to me”, says the policeman, “But it doesn’t taste of alcohol either. So I’ll let you go.” The policeman then corrected the farmer, “By the way, it’s banana juice – no S, not plural.”

“Thank you very much”, says the farmer with a smile, as his flask is returned to him. Then he gathers up the reins, gives them a flick, and says to his horse, “Giddy up, Banana!”

As we lick the last drop of juice from this glass of humor, juice puns and jokes are the ultimate way to add some zest to your day! They blend humor with fruity fun, ensuring you’re never left feeling sour. Whether you’re sipping on orange juice while chuckling at a clever quip or laughing at a grape’s witty one-liner, these juicy jests are a great way to brighten your spirits. So, the next time you find yourself in need of a little laughter, remember to squeeze in some juice humor! Let’s juice it up and juice keep the laughs flowing!