Ferret is not a word with loads of punny puns… but hey… that’s okay… relax… don’t ferret! Remember… puns are often about inflection – a ferret is not always pronounced “Fehh Rurtt”.
Ferret Related Puns
- Don’t get mad… just grin and ferret! (bear it)
- Don’t ferret! Relax! (fret)
- Be positive… stop ferreting about it! (fretting)
- That’s not ferret all!
- Ferret guitars have furry ferretboards!
- Ferretwork (fretwork) – Intricate ornamental ferret designs.
- Ferretsaw – What ferrets use to cut wood.
- Will you watch the 4th of July ferretworks with me?
- Ferrets Wheel – Amusement ride that takes ferrets around in circles!
- I’m ferretver yours!
- Freddie and Fillie Ferret got married and lived happily ferretver and ever!
- This is the last lap… Go Ferret!! (Go for it)
- Are you fur real?
- Ferrets are great fur-riendsl!!
- When you have a ferret, don’t leave your stuff fur one moment – they’ll steal it!
- I suppose it’s paws-si-ble that ferrets can read human minds!!
- It’s im-paws-sible for a ferret to resist taking your stuff!
- The only thing to fear, is ferret’s elf.
Ferret Quotes & One Liners
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Ferrets are God’s way of saying sorry for creating relatives.
- The more people I meet, the more I love my ferret!
- Silence is golden. Unless you have ferrets… then it becomes suspicious.
- Keep Calm And Love Ferrets!
- Be yourself. Unless you can be a ferret, then be the best ferret you can be!
- Ferrets make me happy… you, not so much!
Ferret Jokes
Q: What do you call a mismatched pair of socks in the wash?
A: Evidence.
Q: How do you drive a ferret crazy?
A: Give him a round litter pan.
Q: What is a ferret’s favorite song?
A: Dook, dook, dook, dook of Earl…
Q: What do you call a movie about an animal skipping school?
A: Ferret Bueller’s Day Off.
Q: What do you call an ferret with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can’t hear you!
Q: What did the grape say when the ferret stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Q: Why did the ferret cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Q: When does a ferret go “moo”?
A: When it is learning a new language!
Q: Why did the blonde give her ferret a coke?
A: Because when she was young her parents told her “Pop goes to the Weasel”.
Q: What do you call a ferret that can pick up an elephant ?
A: Sir!
Q: What do animals like to ride at an amusement park?
A: The Ferrets Wheel.
Q: Ferrets favor fashions by which designer?
A: Alberta Ferretti.
Q: Who is a ferret’s favorite composer?
A: Ferretric Chopin.
Q: Who is a ferret’s favorite band?
A: The Ferretones.
Q: Which high-kicking ferret won the Gold in Tae Kwon Do at the ’92 Olympic Games?
A: Herb Ferretz.
Q: Who is the ferret Zionist prime minister?
A: Shimon Ferretz.
Q: What’s brown and sounds like a parrot?
A: A ferret.
