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You don’t need laughing spell to make everyone think you’re funny. All you need is a collection of funny magical puns and jokes up your sleeve to do the trick!

But before that, we’ve got a little bit of magic fun facts for you! Did you know, the cup and ball trick is said to be at least 2000 years old? Based on records, the trick where balls are hidden under cups to be switched around and magically appear somewhere else has been performed as a stage magic trick since the first century AD!

In the whimsical realm of humor, magic puns are the real sorcerers, casting spells of laughter that can enchant any audience. Like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat, these puns appear unexpectedly, leaving us giggling and scratching our heads. Whether it’s a card trick gone awry or a wand that just won’t behave, the world of magic is filled with opportunities for puns that can make anyone chuckle. So, grab your top hat and wand, and let’s disappear into this a journey through the magical side of humor!

Magic Puns

Meh-gic – Average magic. Just meh.
Meow-gic – Fluffy kitty magic.
Moo-gic – Magic for cows.
Ma-gic – Magic for moms.
Mare-gic– Horse magic.
Mutt-gic – When dogs perform illusions.
Mag-ić – Slavic magic.
Man-gic – Masculine magic.
Mag-ick – Gross magic.
Magi-c – Magic of the three wise men.
Ma-jig – A happy dance Irish magicians do.
Ma-jigsaw – A puzzle where the pieces magically disappear.
Ma-jig Saw – A magician’s favourite power tool.
Automa-gic – Magic that happens spontaneously.
I-magic-nation – Magic that’s just in your head.
Tragic – Magic that ends disastrously.
Magic carp-et – A flying fish!
Magic car-pet – A flying car on a leash. A car pet…
Magic spells – M-A-G-I-C.
Magic spelts – Every magician’s favourite type of wheat.
Magic smells – Weird stink that suddenly appears.
Magic lamp – Lights that turn on and off when you rub them.
Magi-kistan – Every magician’s favourite country in Central Asia.
Magic Twix – Every magician’s favourite candy bar.
Magic Twigs – An alternative to wooden wands.
Magic Trigs – Trigonometry with something a little magical.
Magic Trix – Every magician’s favourite fruity cereal.
Meow-gic Tricks – When cats make mice disappear.
Moo-gic Tricks – When a cow makes itself disappear in the blink of an eye.
Mutt-gic Tricks– When dogs make squirrels disappear.
Magic! At The Disco – If Brendon Urie pulled a bunny out of his hat at a Panic! At The Disco show.

Magic Related Puns

One of the most delightful aspects of magic-related puns is their ability to play on words that are synonymous with the art of illusion. For example, when a magician boasts about his skills, he might say, “I’m not just a magician; I’m a card-carrying member of the abracadabra club!” Then there’s the classic pun about the magician’s assistant: “Why did the magician break up with his girlfriend? Because she was a real dis-illusion!” And who could forget the legendary magician who made ladies underwear appear by saying those magic word “A-bra-ca-da-bra“! These puns swirl like a cloud of colorful smoke, delightfully transforming mundane phrases into enchanting wordplay that tickles the funny bone.

Abra-cat-dabra – Magic cat!
Avocadobra– How a fruit casts spells.
Hare-bracadabra – A magic wild rabbit.
Labracadabrador – A magic dog!
Hair-bracadabra – Magic that gets a little…hairy.
Lab-racadabra – Where magic scientists do research.
Abracada-bro – A cool magician who’s always got your back.
Abracada-bra – Underwear go poof!
Abra-cadet-bra – A young magician in training.
Jeanie – A magical spirit in blue cotton pants.
Gene-ie – DNA from magic lamps.
Ginny – Harry Potter’s favourite magical spirit.
Fairy cake – A light and airy snack, but with wings.
Fairy lights – Lamps made by small magical flying creatures.
Fairy kales– Stories little veggies love to hear before going to bed.
Harry Hoo-dini – Every owl’s favourite escape artist.
Harry Moo-dini – Every cow’s favourite escape artist.
Harry Boo-dini – Harry Houdini’s ghost.
Harry Poo-dini – Poop that escapes from your toilet bowl.
Hare-y Houdini – A bunny escape artist.
Hairy Houdini – A very fuzzy man in a straitjacket.
Berry Houdini – A fruity escape artist.
Weezer-d – A magic pop punk band.
Wee-zard – A small Scottish wizard.
Wee-zard – A wizard in the loo.
Whiz-ard – A magician with a mechanical hum.
Fizz-ard – A magician of sodas.
Lizard – A green magician reptile.
Quiz-ard – Magicians who test your knowledge.
Sauce-erer – A tasty magician.
Saw-cerer – A very sharp magician.
Saw-cerer – When you’ve seen a sorcerer a while ago.
Sore-cerer – A magician in pain.
Store-cerer – A wizard who shopkeeps.
Shore-cerer – Magician at the beach.
Snore-cerer – Noisy, sleeping, magicians.
S’more-cerer – A toasted magician sandwiched in between graham crackers.
War-lock – Sorcerer who lost his keys.
War-luck – A lucky sorcerer.
War-log – A magic conjuring tree.
Sand-witch – A tropical witch you can eat on the beach.
S-witch – A magic woman that can complete an electrical circuit.
Friedriech W-ietzsche – A witch’s favourite philosopher.
Witch-ever choice you make, make it from your heart.
Witch side are you on?
Eat the witch.
I’ll bewitcha wherever you go.
Have some fun, why sorcerius?
I love you so fairy much.
Fairies just spell trouble.
Stay pocused on your craft.
You’re all I wand.
I think you’re wand-erful!
Find magic in the little things to satisfy your wand-erlust.
Don’t test me, I know taek-wand-o.

Magic Jokes

Now, let’s explore some truly magical jokes that can bring a sparkle to your day. Consider this classic: “Why did the magician get kicked out of the party? Because he kept disappearing and reappearing!” Or the witty quip, “What do you call a magician who lost his magic? Ian!” This is followed by a punny twist: “What’s a magician’s favorite dessert? ‘Abra-cake-dabra!’” Did you hear about the magician who went crazy? He became a mad-gician! The art of magic lends itself beautifully to jokes that surprise and delight, revealing the cleverness behind the humor. Each punchline acts like a well-timed magic trick, catching the audience off guard and leaving them in stitches.

Q: What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
A: Ian.

Q: What does Snoop Dogg say after performing a magic trick?
A: Ta da dadada!

Q: How many magicians does it take to do magic?
A: Just one will do the trick.

Q: What are the magic words you say to get what you want?
A: I’m offended!

Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor?
A: Hewent down the road and turned into a field.

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Forrest Gump finds a magic lamp. He rubs it, and out pops “A Jennay.”
My father is a magician and his latest magic trick was amazing!He disappeared.
I asked my magic 8-ball which email client to use. It told me: Outlook not so good.
Aladdin has been banned from the magic carpet race. Apparently he’s been using performance enhancing rugs.
There’s a sign outside the witch’s house on my street. “Witches parking only! All others will be toad.”
A good magician’s assistant is hard to find. They’re highly sawed after.
I went to witch school when I was a kid. I didn’t love it. All we did was spell.
I inherited a magic device that floats in the sky and weaves magic carpets.Guess you could call it a “Family air loom.”
A Mexican magician was doing a magic show. He said “Uno, dos…”And he disappeared without a tres.
“Son, remember these two magic words. They will open up the doors in your life.” Push and Pull.
The magician was sad he’d failed at his trick. He became a wand erring soul.
I showed a mime a magic trick. He was speechless.
Did you know if you drink the fluid from a magic 8 ball you can see the future. Trust me. My friend Keith did it once and he said he was going to die and then he did.
My son asked me to make him a paper airplane. I tried all the magic I know but he’s still just a boy.
Harry Houdini used to use lots of trap doors in his magic act. He’s stopped now, he was just going through a stage.
I was fired from my job today as a children’s magician. Apparently, when I make the kids disappear out of thin air, I also have to make them reappear.
The magician was worried about his garden after the summer. He’d been going through a dry spell.
I was working a job on a boat transporting people and cars when a magical godmother with gossamer wings surprised me with a really good party for me with rides. Then I found out I still had to pay admission. It was only a couple bucks, though. A Very Fair Fairy Ferry Faire Fare.
Genie: What will your first wish be?
Tom: I want to be rich.
Genie: Of course, your wish is granted. What will your second wish be?
Rich: I want a lot of money…
Genie: What will your first wish be?
Teen Girl: I want a unicorn who loves me!
Genie: Umm…that’s a bit difficult to find. Something else maybe?
Teen Girl: How about a boyfriend who loves me?
Genie: What colour do you want your unicorn?
Magician: I can make anything disappear!
Tom: *raises his mug* Okay! Get rid of my tea?
Magician: Abracadabra alakazam!
om: That didn’t work…
I met a magical genie, he gave me a single wish.
I said; “I wish I could be you.”
The genuesaud; “weurdwush, but okay, U wull grant ut.”
A man walks into a magic forest to cut down a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!”
The man grinned and said, “And you will dialogue!”
Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it, and a genie appears. “I have three wishes, so I’ll give one to each of you,” the genie announces.

The first dinosaur thinks hard. “Alright,” he says, “I’ll have a big, juicy, piece of meat.” Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he’d ever seen appears in front of him. Not to be outdone, the second dinosaur thinks even harder.

“I know! I’ll have a shower of meat!” Immediately, huge pieces of meat rain down around him. The third dinosaur, certainly not to be outdone, thinks harder than the previous dinosaurs.

“I’ve got it!” he cries, “I want a MEATIER shower!”
Three kids one day found a magic slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “Whatever you wish for comes true once you slide down.”

One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money.

The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”! Then landed in a pile of…
Jeff walks into a magic shop. He walks up to the man at the counter and asks “What magic can you do?”
The man at the counter replies “Voodoo, magic reversal, time travel, and…”
Jeff interrupts him and says “Wait, go back.”
Jeff walks into a magic shop, and the man at the counter says to him “That’ll be $30.75.”
An Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bakery. The Englishman steals 3 buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves.He says to the Irishman, “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.”

The Irishman replied, “That’s just simple thievery. I’ll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results.”

The Irishman then proceeded to call the owner of the bakery and says, “Sir, I want to show you a magic trick.”The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magic trick. The Irishman asked him for a bun and then he proceeded to eat it.

He asked 2 more times and after eating them again, the owner says, “Okay my friend, where’s the magic trick?”.

The Irishman then said, “Look in the Englishman’s pockets.”
At a bar, my friend made a remarkable shot in pool, and I asked how he did it.He said, “When I am about to take a shot, it’s like magic, I can just see the line where I need to shoot.”

Then he threw a dart and got a bullseye on the first throw and I asked how he could aim the dart so well.He said, “When I am about to throw a dart, it’s like magic, I can just see the line where I need to throw it.”

Later, he got in a fight with another guy at the bar. He threw a punch and missed badly. I asked how he could throw such a poorly aimed punch.He said, “There is no punch line.”
An Englishman, A Frenchman, A Spaniard and A German go to a magic show.They arrive late so all the seats were taken. The 4 gentlemen decide to stand in the narrow walkway at the back, one behind the other.

The Magician on stage notices them standing there, and asks the gentlemen, “Can you all see me from there?”

So the gentlemen reply in order:”Yes.” “Oui.” “Si.” “Ja.”

As we draw our magic show to a close, it’s time to appreciate the enchanting effect of magic puns and jokes. These witty wordplays are not just about eliciting laughter; they create a sense of camaraderie among those who appreciate a good chuckle. Whether you’re sharing a magic pun at a party or cracking a joke with friends, the joy of laughter is like a spell that binds people together. So, the next time you find yourself in a situation where humor is needed, remember that a well-placed magic pun can be your secret weapon. After all, life is a stage, and we’re all just trying to pull off a few tricks to make the audience smile!