It’s been a puntastic 2022 for us a myPunnyBone.com. We hope we’ve spread a little cheer wherever you are. Our plans for 2023 is the do pretty much the same – make people smile with puns and jokes!

So as we bid Bone Voyage to 2022, myPunnyBone wishes you a Happy New Year!
Bring in 2023… it’s going tibia a humerus year for sure… Oh wow… a rhyme!!!

Our Favorite Puns For 2022

Our Favorite Bat Puns for 2022

Dingbat – cross between a doorbell and bat.
Bat-tub – where bats take a bath.
Alpha-bat – what bats learn in school so they can spell.
Bat-pack – what bats carry to school.
Baseball bat – A winged animal friend to play baseball with.
Megabite (Megabyte) – Bats bite don’t you know?
Fang-tastic – A bat’s favourite adjective!
Fang Shui – What superstitious bats practice.
Fangs-giving – bats’ favorite holiday just before Christmas!
Acro-bat – Nimble athletic bat.
I’m a huge fang of bat puns!
He’s really bat to the bone!
It’s okay, we’ll just wing it and do it on the fly.
Bat-a-cake, Bat-a-cake, Baker’s man…
Con-bat-tulations!

Our Favorite Mole Puns for 2022

Water-mole-on – a mole’s favourite melon.
Holy Moley – a religious mole.
Guacamole – what moles dip their chips into.
Marsh-mole-ows – what moles love to roast at a campfire.
Mole-ybdenum – element in the mole periodic table.
Mole-in-one – a mole golfer’s dream!
E-mole – how moles send messages via computer.
Mole-cule – A mole’s favourite particle.
Post Mole-one – The animal kingdom’s best rapper.
Mole-asses – What momma moles use to make cookies!
Mole-ars – The largest tooth in a mole’s mouth.
Mole-ar system – Little moles learn this in Science class about planets and the Sun.
You’re one in a mole-lion!
A mole’s favorite music is Rock n Mole!
Nothing is impossi-mole!

Our Favorite Alligator Puns for 2022

Investigator – an alligator detective!
Investigator – an alligator in a vest!
Insti-gator – An alligator who likes to start arguments.
Gator-ade – An alligator’s favourite sports drink.
Navigator – an alligator with a good sense of direction.
Alligators are jawsome creatures!
Snappy Birthday Alligator!
Oh Snap!
Hurry up! Make it snappy!
Don’t get snappy with me!
Little alligators like to listen to fairy tails before they sleep.
I love you tooth!
Bite-bite – how alligators say goodbye.
Haters gonna hate, gators gonna gate!
Alligator computer nerds always want more byte!

Our Favorite Math Puns for 2022

Mothamatics – Subject in insect school.
Madthematics – Obviously the subject meant to drive students bonkers.
Mathemagician – Someone who works magic with numbers aka Accountant.
Aftermath – What happens when you get an “F” for math.
Aromath – When a math question smells fishy.
Mathemachicken – Chicken that can count.
Trapezoid – The science of catching ezoids.
Algebros – Dudes who love maths.
Alge-bra – What Little Mermaid wore to math class.
Sphere – Sphno… SphnotSphthere… Sphcome Sphere.
Subtraction – How a submarine travels on the seabed.
Sine – Immoral mathematical act.
Humble Pi – 3.14159265358979323846 introducing himself simply as 3.14.
Polygon – When a parrot escapes.
Geometree– Math teacher’s favorite type of tree.

Our Favorite Physics Puns for 2022

Fizz-ics – The science of bubbly solutions..
Freez-ics – Cold physics.
Freak-sics – Ugly physics experiments.
Pee-sics – The science of the dynamics of peeing.
Pea-sics – The in-depth study of why peas roll.
Fission chips – Nuclear physicist’s favorite dish.
MC Squared – Einstein’s DJ name.
Prism – Where criminal light is sent to.
Quark Quark – Subatomic duck.
Ohms – Physicists meditating.
Tachyon – Subatomic particle with no class.
Theory of relativity – The study of physicists’ relatives are connected to one another..
Fig Newtons – Physicists favorite snack.
Hyperspace – Space running and jumping around in circles because it has too much energy.
Joule thief – Someone who steals energy from a museum.

Our Favorite Biology Puns for 2022

A-mean-o acid – What you call a nasty organic compound?
Homology – When a biologist has two homes that are the same?
Nucleus – Opposite of Oldcleus.
Nutrition – Opposite of Oldtrition.
Ambi-dextrose – Ability to eat sugar with two hands.
B positive – Blood type that always looks on the bright side of things
Hippocampus – Where hippos go to study for their degrees.
Femur – When bones get a high temperature.
Mitosis – What you shout to your sister when she steps on you toe.
Cellphone – What cells use to communicate with one another.
His eye puns are getting cornea and cornea.
Enzymes make great DJs. They always break it down.
Stamens and pistils like colorful petals because that’s they’re style?
The heart bragged to the brain : “I’m the most important organ – aorta know”.
There’s a vas deferens bethween male and female anatomy.

Our Favorite Sausage Puns for 2022

Sass-age – Sassy sausages.
Sus-sage – Sausages that are pretty suspicious.
Saus-aged – A hot dog that’s been through a lot.
Hot dawg – A cool looking pup in a bun outfit.
Thanks for the sau-sage advice.
To be frank, I don’t really like sausages that much.
Frankly, I love hot dogs.
Go out with a bang.
That sausage joke was a banger.
Brats are always the wurst type.
If wurst comes to wurst, we can always use sausages.
Salami get this straight, you think that puns are bad?
Hot diggity dog! It’s your birthday.
What’s up dog?
In the end, she was crowned the weiner of the sausage eating contest.

Our Favorite Cereal Puns for 2022

Synonym Toast Crunch – Thesaurus for cereals.
Cereal puns are cerealsly awesome.
Are you cereals?
Did you watch the movie about the cereal killer?
The opposite of parallel, is cereal.
Cheerios, mate!
Can I cash in these Chex?
The weather outside sure is frosties.
Your looks sure charmed me.
She looks so on flake.
His acting on the cereal commercial was really flake.
I just got a new television and the images look so krisp.
My sink was Kellogged since i pour my cereal down the drain.
Sometimes you just have to grain and bear it.
You corn count on me.

Our Favorite Bread Puns for 2022

French Toast – Toast that goes “Ouioui”.
Hot Cross Buns – Little angry buns.
Loaf – Quit loafing around!
Taekwon-dough – Bread martial arts.
No bun intended.
Are you bready for it?
Spread love.
Naan of your business.
Pure-bread cats.
Warm and toasty!
You’re a-dough-rable.
You’re my butter half.
You bake me happy!
North, south, yeast, west…
Loaf-ter is the best medicine.

Our Favorite Music Puns for 2022

Pop music – Music that balloons hate.
Hip hop – Bunny rabbits favorite type of music.
Bach – A dog singing classical music.
Mozart-ella – Mozart’s favorite cheese.
Strauss – When classical musician feel pressure.
Moosic – Cow music.
Mewsic – Cat music.
Bach! Bach! – What chicken fans scream at a Bach concert.
Treble maker – Guitarist who always gets into trouble.
Soap opera – Bubbly opera for soap bars.
Yam session – Sweet potatoes playing music spontaneously.
Guac and roll – Avocado’s favorite music.
Rap – The most important ingredient in tortillas.
Conductor – The first one in an orchestra likely to be struck by lightning.
Quarter-Bach – Classical composer who spends 75 percent of his time playing football.