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Here’s an interesting fact about bras. In 1917, Word War 1 caused a shortage of metal. In the effort to find more metal to manufacture weapons and equipment, the U.S. War Industries Board asked American women to stop wearing corsets. At that time corsets frames were made mainly of metal. Around the same time, the modern-day bra emerged, freeing up wartime steel and women alike. (https://www.npr.org)

Bra puns are plentiful, but since this is a family-friendly website, we’ve kept our collection of bra puns, jokes and one liners as kid-friendly as possible. So if you’re feeling a little naughty, and you want to make Aunty Rosie blush, go on an shoot off a few of these bra puns, jokes and one liners! You might just be surprised and find that Aunt Rosie also has cups and cups full of bra puns jokes and one liners herself!

So here we go. Let the laughter overflow!

Bra Puns

Bra-vo – Applause for a good bra.
Bra-in – The correct place to wear a is bra-in not bra-out.
Bra-ss – Metallic bra.
Bra-ch – A famous bra that composed classical music.
Bra-hms – Another bra that composed more classical music.
Bra-ch Zarathustra – Every bikini’s favourite classical music piece by Richard Strauss.
Bra’ve Maria – Every underwear’s favourite Catholic hymn.
Bra-sh – Rude underwear.
Bra-nch – Bras that grow on trees.
Bra-nch – An underwear’s favourite condiment.
Bra-ft – A bra that can float you to safety on water.
Bra–rt – Art made from underwear.
Bra-rmy – An underwear army.
Bra-men – Lingerie’s favourite noodle dish.
Bra-chiosaurus – Dinosaur bras.
Bra-twurst – Sausage bras.
Bra-lmonds – Boob nuts.
Bra-tter (Butter) – Boob grease.
Bra-tternut Squash – Vegetable lingerie.
Bra-ccoli – Bushy vegetable lingerie.
Bra-vocado – Avocados on boobs.
Bra-mino Acids – Molecules that make protein and wear underwear.
Bra-rtery – A bra’s blood vessel.
Bra-sthma – A suffocated bra.
Bra-wn (Brown) – The colour of a really old bra.
Bra-vado – A bold bra.
Bra-nderstorm – It’s raining boob cups!
Bra-bbles – Bras for bubbles.
Bra-t – A bra that always gets what it wants.
Bra-ther – A bra’s sibling.
Bra-bados – Underwear’s favourite tropical vacation spot.
Bra-gentina – Lingerie’s favourite South American vacation spot.
Bra-rctic – A bra’s favourite cold place.
Bra-loha – How Hawaiian bras greet you.
Bra-rcade – Where underwear go to play games and win prizes.
Bra – A dyslexic confused about where to go to get a beer.
Bra-d Pitt – Every lingerie’s favourite actor.
Bra-zil – Country with the most bras.
Abracadabra – Magical bra.
A-bra-sive – Rough itchy bras.
Ar-bra-trary – Random bras.
Algebra – Mathematic study of bras.
Aurora Bra-realis – Coloured bras in the sky.
Aloe Ve-bra – Bras that soothe sunburnt boobs.
Cobra – Bra shared by sisters.
Candela-bra – Bra used to hold up a candle.
Car-bra-nara – Lingerie’s favourite pasta dish.
La-bra-dor – Bras for dogs!
Li-bra – Zodiac sign where the sign is a pair of bras used as scales.
Marina-bra – Lingerie’s favourite meatball sauce.
Orchest-bra – A lingerie symphony.
Pando-bra’s Box – A lingerie drawer that you do NOT want to open.
Pletho-bra – Many, many bras.
Sam-bra – Dancing around in your bra.
Su-bra-ru – Automobile underwear.
Tun-bra – Bra in the tundra.
Verte-bra – Bra that supports your backbone.
Ze-bra – The biggest bra you’ll ever see.
Nursing Bra – Bra worn by nurses.
Support Bra – A bra that’s always there for you.
Bra–lette – Little bras – y’know, just like piglets are little pigs and owlets are little owls.
Bra-dy hell!
There’s no place I’d bra-ther be.
Don’t leave me bra-lone.
Bra-gainst all odds…

Bra and Underwear Related Puns

You might think bra puns are a bit underwired, but once you get the hang of them, you’ll see they’re truly busting with potential. So, don’t get all knotted up if you’re feeling strapped for laughs – just relax and let the jokes hold their shape. These puns are as seamless as they are supportive, with something for everyone, no matter your cup of tea. So, whether you’re A or D-lighted by this play on words, you’ll be uplifted by the way these puns fit perfectly into any light-hearted conversation.

From now on, you’ll be fully supported in any pun battle. After all, when it comes to clever wordplay, bras and puns have something in common: they’re both designed to make you feel better, and give you a boost!

Aunt-derwear – Your uncle’s wife’s underwear.
Down-underwear – Undies worn in Australia.
Run-derwear – Athletic underwear.
Nun-derwear – Nun underwear.
Fun-derwear – Underwear that makes you laugh.
Underwear – Opposite of Overwear.
Bun-derwear – Underwear on your burger buns.
Sun-derwear – The sun’s hot lingerie.
Pun-derwear – Funny punny undies!
Punt-derwear – Underwear you kick.
Gunther-wear – A German man’s underwear.
Underwhere? – What you ask your wife when you can’t find your undies.
Grunt-derwear – The sound of fat people trying to get into their underwear.
Stunt-derwear – The acrobatic performance of getting into too-tight underwear.
Under-weary – Tired of the same brand of underwear.
Thunder-wear – Underwear for clouds.
Marathongs – Underwear worn by long distance runners.
Diph-thongs – Vowel compounds to help you pronounce names of underwear.
Thing Thong – Ping pong, but for your thongs.
Lawn-gerie – Underwear found on your yard.
Loan-gerie – Borrowed underwear.
Long-gerie – Weirdly long undies.
Oolong-gerie – Tea panties.
Strong-gerie – Underwear that can withstand the mightiest farts!
Undertaker – Underwear thief.
Underwater – When you accidentally pee in your undies.
Underaged – Very old undies.
Understand – Too much starch in your underwear.
Briefcase – Where lawyer’s keep their underwear.
G-string – Guitarist’s favorite type of underwear and string.
Planties – Vegetable farmers’ undies.
Pen-ties – Underwear you can write with!
Plenties – Plenty of panties!
Biki-knee – Undies for the joint on the middle of your legs.
Sawa D Cup – Special bra size in Thailand.
Sawa D Cup – How to greet someone who’s wearing a bra in Thailand.
Booby trap – Bra on the floor that trips you.
E Cup – Involuntary contractions of the diaphragm caused by a bra that’s too tight.
Measuring cup – Bra sizes.
Your mum is like a bra, close to your heart and always there for support.
Thanks for the mammaries.
When your bra is too small, you’ll see your cups runneth over.
When some ladies forget where they put their bras, they go for a run to jog their mammary.
Ladies master the fine art of putting on their bras by muscle mammary.
We get a-thong just fine.

Bra Jokes

Now that we’ve fully supported our way through the wonderful world of bra puns, let’s unhook and dive into the next layer of humor – bra jokes! They’re a great way to keep things light and uplifted, much like a well-fitted underwire. Whether you’re looking for a giggle or something to bust out at a party, bra jokes are sure to fit any occasion. And don’t worry-they’re all properly padded with good intentions, so nothing too risqué here!
For instance, have you heard the one about the bra that got a promotion? It was really good at supporting others! Or how about this classic: Why did the bra go to therapy? It had too many hang-ups. And, of course, there’s the one about the sports bra – it’s always there to give a little extra support when life gets too bouncy!

These jokes, much like bras, are designed to lift your spirits, offering a snug fit of humor that holds up under pressure. So, whether you’re a fan of dad jokes or just want to feel a bit more “wired,” bra jokes are here to provide the ultimate comedic support! Ready for more laughs? Let’s dive in!

Q: How do you say “bra” in German ?
A: Stopemfromfloppen

Q: What did the hat say to the bra?
A: You give these two a lift, I’ll go on a head.

Q: What’s the difference between a bra and a ambulance
A: An ambulance takes care of the wounded while the bra takes care of the fallen.

Q: How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
A: As soon as you open it, you realise it’s half empty.

Q: What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra?
A: Do you even lift?

Q: What’s the first ingredient in a push up bra?
A: Start with two cups of lies.

Q: Why couldn’t the octopus take off her bra?
A: It had suction cups.

Q: What did Fred Flintstone say when he say the biggest bra in the world?
A: Ya-bra-da-bra-doo!

Q: What’s the Invisible Woman’s bra size?
A: You-can’t-C-cup.

A pushup bra is like a bag of chips . You open it up and it’s half empty.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra…
Doesn’t matter if your cup is half full or half empty, the point is,, You need to buy a different size bra.
The bra is the most democratic piece of clothing It elevates the small ones, it supports the big ones and it keeps the masses together.
Did you hear about the big bra sale going on? Buy one cup, get a second cup free!
Did you hear about the failed bra business? There was a lack of good customer support
Go braless. It pulls the wrinkles from your face!
I tripped over my sister’s bra. She’s always setting booby traps!
My sister bought a push up bra today. It didn’t work, she can still only do 2.
There’s new bra they call the Sheepdog. It rounds them up and points them in the right direction.
The bra is the most democratic piece of clothing.
It elevates the small ones, it supports the big ones and it keeps the masses together.
Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?
Nuns never wear a bra because God supports everything.
I used to work at a bra factory but it went bust.
Bra sizes explained :
(A) Almost there.
(B) Barely there.
(C) Can’t Complain!
(D) Dang!
(DD) Double Dang!
(E) Enormous / Eeeeek!
(F) Fake.
(G) Get a Reduction.
(H) Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!!!From march to September said the man.

Bra humor may seem like it’s hanging by a thread, but when done right, it can offer the perfect amount of lift and laughter! These jokes bring a lot to the table without needing any extra padding. Whether it’s a quick quip or a subtle hook, bra jokes prove that humor can be both supportive and stylish. Think about it: where else can you find punchlines that snap back into place so quickly? So, when you’re feeling underwired or like life’s a bit too tight, a good bra joke will always have your back—no straps attached!