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Welcome to the whimsical world of underwear puns, where things get a little cheeky and our humor is always on the “brief” side – the realm where the waistband meets the punchline, and things might get a little “breezy”. From the moment you slip into these jokes, you’ll find that life’s problems can be a lot more bearable when you’ve got a good pair of puns up your sleeve – or rather, in your drawer.

Let’s face it, underwear is a crucial part of our daily attire, but who says it can’t also be a source of giggles? Ever wondered why underwear is such a popular subject for puns? Maybe it’s because they’re always in the “spotlight” and never shy away from a “little exposure”. And let’s not forget the undeniable truth: when it comes to humor, sometimes you just have to “lift” your spirits and “support” your jokes with a bit of “elasticity”.

Now, stretch to the punny part : Did you hear about the underwear that went to school? It wanted to improve its “support” system! And let’s not overlook the story of the boxer shorts who couldn’t keep a secret – they were always getting caught in the “act”. Not to be outdone, the briefs were known for their tight-knit community, proving that even in the world of puns, we can all get a little “drawn” together.

When talking about underwear, in the words of Fred – one of the characters in the cartoon movie Big Hero 6 – he says “I wear em front, I wear em back, I go inside out, then I go front and back”. That’s like underwear puns – so many ways to enjoy them. This is a family-friendly website, so you can rest easy that our collection of undie puns, jokes and one liners are like fresh underwear – clean.

So the next time you feel a little naughty, and you want to make Aunty Rosie blush, go on an shoot off a few of these underwear puns, jokes and one liners! You might just be surprised and find that Aunt Rosie also has a drawer full of undie puns herself!

So, buckle up, or, “button” up for a ride through the land of lingerie laughter. Remember, in the end, every good pun deserves a “cuddle” from your funny bone. And don’t worry, we promise to keep things “under wraps” as we take a brief break to enjoy our collection of kid-friendly underwear puns, jokes and one liners.

Underwear Puns

Bunderwear – Baker’s underwear.
Thunderwear – Thor’s underwear.
Down-underwear – Undies worn in Australia.
Runderwear – Athletic underwear.
Nunderwear – Nun underwear.
Funderwear – Underwear that makes you laugh.
Auntderwear – Your uncle’s wife’s underwear.
Underwear – Opposite of Derwear.
Underwhere – What you ask your wife when you can’t find your undies.
Huntderwear – Looking for your lost underwear.
Ahhh-nderwear – When you remember where you put your underwear
Gruntderwear – The sound of fat people trying to get into their underwear.
Stuntderwear – The acrobatic performance of getting into too-tight underwear.
Underweary – Tired of the same brand of underwear.
Underwar – When your undies keep moving around and to try to look like nothing’s happening.
Udderwear – Undies for cows.
Blunderwear – Wearing someone else’s underwear by mistake.
Plunderwear – Breaking into your sister’s drawers to take her underwear.
Launderwear – Washing your undies.
Founderwear – What the founding fathers wore under their pants.

Underwear Related Puns

Get ready to unravel a new layer of comedy as we delve into the delightful world of underwear puns! It’s a place where the humor is always “pant”astic and just a tad “risqué”. Picture this: a pair of socks and underwear walk into a bar. The socks say, “I’m feeling a bit “hole-y” today,” and the underwear chimes in, “Well, I’m just here for a little “support”!” It seems that in the world of undergarments, every joke is a bit of a “stretch”, but that’s what makes them so “enchanting”.

Here’s another understated joke – Why did the underwear go to the party alone? Because it didn’t want to be caught “in a bind”! And let’s not forget the classic debate between boxers and briefs – talk about a “tight” competition! Whether you’re into cheeky quips or more “conservative” humor, underwear puns have a way of slipping into every conversation, making you laugh with their “sheer” brilliance. So, grab your favorite pair of jokes and get ready to “tighten” up your sense of humor – things are about to get wonderfully “undergarmented”!

Hope this brings a smile to your face!

Abracadabra – Magical bra.
Bravo – Applause for a good bra.
Algebra – Mathematic study of bras.
Maternity Bra – Mother’s bra that she wears for eternity.
Support Bra – Bra that understands you.
Booby trap – Forced to wear a bra.
S-nickers – Sweet, chewy underwear.
Marathongs – Underwear worn by long distance runners.
Lawn-gerie – Underwear found on your yard.
Loan-gerie – Borrowed underwear.
Undertaker – Underwear thief.
Underwater – When you accidentally pee in your undies.
Underaged – Very old undies.
Undergone – Missing undies.
Understand – Too much starch in your underwear.
Briefcase – Where lawyer’s keep their underwear.
G-string – Guitarist’s favorite type of underwear and string.
Planties – Vegetable farmers’ undies.
Biki-knee – Undies for the middle of your legs.
I couldn’t decide what underwear to buy. It was a moment of brief indecision.
The best underwear jokes are brief.
It seems that golfers like to bring spare underwear in case they get a hole in one.
Priests like old underwear because they insist they must be holey.
I lost my brand new underwear. I only wore them briefly.

Underwear Jokes

As we dive into the hilarious world of underwear jokes, every punchline is a little cheeky and just a bit “snug”. It’s a place where humor is always on the “down-low”, and you can expect some side-splitting giggles. Ever wondered why underwear is so great at keeping secrets? Because it’s always “under wraps”! And did you hear about the pair of boxers who started a band? They were known for their “tight” harmonies and “brief” performances. Meanwhile, the briefs were busy attending a “counseling session”—they were having trouble “keeping it together”.

But wanna know the real star of the show? The “suspenders”! They’re always “hanging around” and ready to lend a hand – well, technically, they’re more of a “supportive” friend. And don’t even get me started on the pajama pants – they’re known for their “laid-back” attitude and “comfy” jokes. So next time you need a laugh, just think of your favorite pair of underwear. They might be “understated”, but their humor is always “up to par”. Now let’s slip into some laughter and let these underwear jokes give you a little “cushion” for your funny bone!

Q: Why does a pirate wear underwear?
A: To hide his booty!

Q: Why didn’t the underwear cross the road ?
A: Because it was stuck in the crack!

Q: What brand of underwear does Lara Croft wear?
A: Fruit of the Tomb.

Q: What underwear do scientists prefer?
A: Kelvin Klein.

Q: What do you call a collection of old underwear?
A: A brief history.

Q: What does Thor call his underwear?
A: Thunder wear.

Q: What did the hat say to the underwear?
A: I’ll go on a head, you stay behind.

Q: What do you call salad served on an underwear?
A: Wedgie.

Q: Why don’t racehorses wear underwear?
A: Because it rides up on them!

Q: Why is Superman stupid?
A: Because he wears his underwear over his pants.

Q: Why is Batman more stupid?
A: Because he wears his underwear over his pants and puts on a belt over his underwear.

Q: Why is Robin even more stupid?
A: Because he followed what batman did.

Q: Why is Wonder Woman stupid?
A: Because she wears a belt on her head.

Q: Why is Spiderman the most stupid superhero of them all?
A: Because he wears his underwear over his head.

Q: What is the most popular underwear in Mexico?
A: Fruit of Tulum.

Q: Where do dinosaurs keep their underwear?
A: In the DRAWR!

When the explorer put on new underwear, he was in unsharted territory.
When I was in college, I used to drink beer in my underwear. Now I use a glass. (oh ewwwww!)
Dad: Why are you wearing your underwear on the outside of your pants?
Son: To keep them clean.
A duck wore underwear that was too loose. Every time he bent down you could see his butt quack.
Did you hear about Santa’s little know brother who didn’t wear underwear? He was Saint Knickerless.
I stole a lawyer’s underwear the night before his case. There’s no way he’ll win without his legal briefs.
A runner wasn’t sure he could win in a competition.
His wife encouraged him by putting her smallest undies in his right shoe.
She said “Honey… that’s for luck”
The runner won the race and every since, he’s been undie-feeted.
My friend did not believe in the existence of underwear for apes.
To prove my point, I look it up and showed her on the internet.
I said, “Ha! Chimp pants, see?”
Superman and Chuck Norris made a bet.
Whoever loses the fight has to wear their underwear on the outside.
I’d like to tell you an underwear joke, but none of them are clean.
A man makes a bet with his boss.
He bets $500 that he can lick his eyeball.
Laughing the boss agrees.
The man takes off a fake eyeball and licks it.
The boss angrily gives him the $500.
The man then bets $500 he can bite his own ears.
The boss pulls his ears to check if the man is wearing any fake ones, then agrees.
The man takes out a set of fake teeth from his mouth and bites his ear with them.
Angry, the boss gives him $500 and tells him to go away.
The next day, the man comes back.
Boss: What now? Didn’t you take enough money from me?
Man: Trust me. This one should be easy. I bet you all your money back that you are wearing purple underwear.
Boss: Haha! My underwear is black!
Man: May I see some proof?
The boss goes to the washroom and brings back his underwear in his hands.
The man cheerfully hands $1,000 to the boss.
Boss: Why are you so happy?
Man: Look around you. All around the office’s glass walls your 43 employees are watching.
Boss: And?
Man: I bet each of them $500 that I can make you take off your underwear.
Mom: Does your underwear have holes in it?
Kid: Of course not!
Mom: Then how do you get your legs in them?
The MC said over the microphone “I’m not wearing underwear”. It was a brief announcement.
They say that knowledge is like underwear – you need to have it but you don’t need to show it.
The problem is, people always want to be the Superman
Have you read the book about Underwear Problems written by Lou C. Lastic?
Thor created a line of underwear. He called it As-guard.
There was a pirate who had small splinters in his thermal underwear. People called him Long John Sliver.
After years of the wife complaining about me wearing the same boring underwear I decided she was right.
So I bought a second pair.
Yo mama so fat the army stole her underwear to use as parachutes. (sorry mamas…. but this IS funny)
Rednecks apparently have a color coded way to wear their underwear… It’s yellow in the front, brown in the back!
Four friends came up with a stupid bet.
They bet that the one with the dirtiest underwear after one year would win $1000 from each of the other three.
So a year later, they met to see who had the dirtiest underwear.
The smell was UNBELIEVABLE!
They decided that they would each throw their underwear against the wall and the one that stuck to the wall the longest would be the winner.
Friend 1 twirled his underwear on this finger, and let it go. It went “splat!” on the wall, stuck there for a minute, then slid down to the floor.
Friend 2 was up. He flung his underwear like a baseball pitcher to the wall. Again, it went “SPLAT”… stayed there for 5 minutes, and then slowly slid to the floor!
He was sure no one would be able to beat that!
But Friend 3 smiled…took out a pair of gloves from his bag, put the gloves on and gingerly took off his undies. He let his undies go flying to the wall. “Squalp!”. His undies stayed there for a good 7 minutes, and then started to crawl up the wall!!! Surely he was the winner?!!!
Then Friend 4 said “Hold on, hold on! My turn…”
The others looked unconvinced. Surely no one could beat Friend 3’s totally gross undies with a life of its own!!!
So Friend 4 took off his undies, and nonchalantly flung them to the wall. It stayed there for 7 minutes, equalling Friend 3’s time…. started to crawl up slowly and cracked a joke!!!
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. Cashier asked ” How long would you like them?”
From march to September said the man.

As we pull the final “stitch” on our journey through underwear puns, it’s clear that these jokes are always good for a laugh, no matter how you “briefly” look at them. Whether you’re laughing at the boxer’s “tight” sense of humor or the briefs’ knack for keeping things “short and sweet”, one thing’s for sure: underwear puns never fail to make us smile. So remember, while your favorite pair might offer “support” and comfort, these jokes offer a little extra “cheek” to brighten your day. As we tuck this humor away, just remember: when life gets “knotted”, don’t forget to laugh it off – because a good pun is always worth a “waist”!