Hey there! You’ve hopped into the world of frog puns, where the ribbiting humor leaps out at you! Did you know that frogs can absorb water through their skin? That’s right! They don’t need to drink like we do, making them the ultimate hydration champions. They’re also ready to quench you thirst for for puns!
Frog puns are the perfect way to hop into laughter. Whether you’re feeling toad-ally overwhelmed or just looking for a “lily” bit of joy, these puns will have you croaking with delight. What better way to do that than with some froggy wordplay?
Get ready to ribbit about your favorite amphibians, as we explore a pond full of puns that are sure to make you chuckle. From “frog-et about it” to “I’m in de-Nile” when it comes to bad jokes, these playful quips will keep you smiling. So, let’s leap right in and enjoy the froggiest humor you’ve ever encountered!
Frog Related Puns
- Don’t froget to be happy!
- I’ve frogotten the lyrics to the song!
- My wife’s not hoppy… she says I’ve got to do something about my frogetfulness.
- Well, I had a frogetable day!
- My momma always said “Frogive and Froget“!
Frog Related Puns
Frog puns are truly un-frog-gettable! Just think about it: a frog walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “What’ll it be?” The frog replies, “Anything, as long as it’s not a tad-pole!” Frogs are always ready to ribbit out some jokes, making them the life of the lily pad party. Did you hear about the frog who’s an expert in self-help? He’s always telling his friends to “leap into action” and “jump to conclusions.” And when it comes to love, frogs are hopless romantics, hoping to find their perfect frog mate. The best part? Their humor is always hopping with excitement! So, don’t say we never toad you – frog puns are absolutely croak-tastic!
- Fillie Frog frogave Frank Frog for making her unhoppy!
- That painting of Mona Lisa was clearly a frogery.
- A frogment (fragment) in time…
- “Hoppy Birthday!”
- Don’t Worry. Be Hoppy!
- When frogs feel sad, you could say they’re unhoppy…
- I hop (hope) to one day be able to fly!
- Croaket – Favorite frog game of hitting balls with mallets through hoops.
- Rubbit – When frog students use their erasers.
- Ribbet – What frogs use to hold thing together in construction.
- Hip-Hop – All the cool frogs listen and dance to this music.
- Hopera – What more sophisticated frogs like to listen to.
- That documentary about frogs was just ribetting!
- Momma frog always reminded her kids to be frogal and save money.
- Croak – What frogs wear on a rainy day to keep from getting wet.
- Mr. Frog turned on his frog lights so he could see better.
- He could not remember anything that happened – his memory was froggy.
- Croca-Cola – Frogs’ favorite fizzy drink.
- Mr.Frog went to the spawn shop to spawn his watch.
- Okie-Croakey – Frog’s cheerful way of agreeing.
- Frogs are always hoptimistic. That’s why they’re always hoppy!
- Hoptician / Hoptalmologist – Who frogs go to see to get prescription eye glasses!
- Waiter!… Can I have a Croke and an order of french flies?
- Frogs are toadally awesome!
- Frogrance – Smells according to frogs.
- Toadlers – Mini frogs.
- Am-fib-ian – Frogs that don’t tell the exact truth.
- Freddy was sus-pond-ed from frog school due to bad behaviour.
- I can’t de-pond on you to do anything…
- Love requires kermitment.
Frog Quotes & One Liners
- We think too small, like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view. ~ Mao Zedong
- A frog in a well cannot conceive of the ocean. ~ Zhuangzi
- Don’t be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground.~ Kim Young-ha
- If you’re going to have to swallow a frog, you don’t want to have to look at the sucker too long.~ Zig Ziglar
- I’m not a diva. I’m a tadpole trying to be a frog ~ Toni Braxton.
- There’s no frog that can’t be a prince. ~ Jaime Lerner
- Frogs have it made… they get to eat what bugs them!
- A frog in the mud is happier than man, because it has no ambition to reach the stars. ~Mehmet Murat Ildan
- Many women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince.~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Sometimes you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince. ~
- Never try to catch two frogs with one hand ~ Chinese Proverb
- Where there are no swamps, there are no frogs ~ German Proverb
- Frog : An amphibian with edible legs ~ Ambrose Bierce
Frog Jokes
Frog jokes are a ribbiting way to add a splash of humor to any day. Consider this classic: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? Unhoppy! And why did the frog take the bus to work? Because his car got toad away! Frogs have a way of leaping into every conversation with a punchline that leaves everyone in stitches. Ever heard about the frog that got a job at the computer store? He was great at debugging! So, the next time you’re feeling a bit down, just remember the wise words of a frog: “If you can’t leap over the hurdle, just make a splash!” With frog jokes, you’re bound to croak up with laughter!
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They get to eat whatever bugs them!
Q: What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
A: Lily.
Q: Whats a frogs favorite game?
A: It’s croak-et!
Q: What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
A: Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A: A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks all the time!
Q: Why are frogs so good at basketball?
A: Because they always make jump shots.
Q: How do frogs die?
A: They kermit suicide!
Q: What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A: Open toad!
Q: What do you call a talking frog?
A: A quantum leap.
Q: What’s a frogs favorite flower?
A: A croakus!
Q: What do you call a frog hanging from a ceiling?
A: Mistletoad.
Q: How do you make frog legs?
A: In a croak-pot.
Q: What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A: A croaker spaniel!
Q: What do you get when you cross a gator and a poison frog?
A: A croakadile.
Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A: Toad.
Q: What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A: A hoppercraft!
Q: Why didn’t the frog park on the side of the road?
A: He was afraid of getting toad!
Q: Where do frogs keep there money?
A: In the riverbanks!
Q: What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
A: Star Warts!
Q: What kind of shoes to frogs like?
A: Open toad sandals!
Q: Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
A: Because he was newt to the area!
Q: Where do frogs keep their treasure?
A: In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
Q: Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A: A hot frog!
Q: What is a frogs favorite year?
A: Leap Year!
Q: What did the bus driver say to the frog?
A: Hop on!
Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs?
A: Unhoppy!
Q: What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
A: Morse toad!
Q: Whats the world weakest animal?
A: A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Q: What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A: A tadpole!
Q: What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A: A bunny ribbit.
Q: What happens when two frogs collide?
A: They get tongue tied!
Q: What do drunk toads play?
A: Hop-scotch
Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A: A jump rope!
Q: Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
A: He had his own frog horn!
Q: What does a frog in McDonald’s eat?
A: French Flies.
Q: Where do you get frogs eggs?
A: At the spawn shop!
Q: What do stylish frogs wear?
A: Jumpsuits!
Q: What did the frog say when he landed on a book?
A: Reddit! reddit! reddit!
Q: What is a frog’s favorite website?
A: Reddit! reddit! reddit!
Q: How does a frog win a gold medal?
A: In the long jump.
Q: What’s a toads favorite candy?
A: Lollihops!
Q: How did the toad die?
A: He simply croaked!
Q: What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a frog?
A: An outfielder who catches flies and then eats them.
Q: What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
A: French flies and a diet Croak
Q: Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
A: In the croakroom!
Q: What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
A: Hop in!
Q: What do you call 144 frogs in a box?
A: Gross!
Q: Did you hear about the frog who drowned?
A: She jumped off the deep end.
Q: What do you get when you plant a frog?
A: A cr-oak tree.
Q: What kind of music do frogs listen to?
A: Hip Hop
Q: What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
A: Hopera.
Q: Did you hear about the frog with glasses?
A: He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
Q: What did the sick frog need?
A: a Hoperation.
Q: What does a frog wear on St. Patrick’s day?
A: Nothing!
Q: What did the frog dress up for on Halloween?
A: A prince.
Q: How many frogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One frog and 37 light bulbs, slippery hands, ya know.
Q: What’s green and jumps?
A: A frog!! (groan!)
Q: What’s green and red?
A: A very mad frog.
Q: What’s green with red spots?
A: A frog with the chicken pox!
Q: What’s green with bumps?
A: A frog with the measles!
Q: What’s black and white and green?
A: A frog sitting on a newspaper.
Q: What’s green and dangerous?
A: A frog with a hand-grenade.
Q: What’s white on the outside, and green on the inside?
A: A frog sandwich! (ewwww)
Q: What do frogs do with paper?
A: Rip-it!
Q: What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A: A rubbit!
Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
A: He liked a good croak and dagger.
Q: What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired?
A: It got toad!!
Q: What’s green green green green green?
A: a frog rolling down a hill
Q: Why did the frog go to the mall?
A: Because he wanted to go hopping.
Q: How can you tell if a frog doesn’t have ears?
A: You yell “Free Flies” and he doesn’t come.
Q: How do you apologize to a witch?
A: Ribbit!
Q: What did the frog say to the fly?
A: You are really starting to bug me!
Q: What does a frog say when it sees somethin’ great?
A: Toad-ly awesome!
Q: What do you call a frog with legs?
A: Dinner.
Q: What did one frog say to another?
A: You’re such a WART!
Q: Why did the frog croak?
A: Because he ate a poisonous fly!
Q: What does a Romulan frog use for camoflage?
A: A croaking device!
Q: Why did the frog say meow?
A: He was learning a foreign language.
Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital?
A: He needed a “hopperation” !
Q: What’s red and green and goes 175 miles an hour?
A: A frog in a blender.
Q: What do you get if you add milk?
A: Frog nog!
Q: What happens if you drink frog nog?
A: You Croak!
Q: What’s a frog’s favorite soda?
A: Croaka-Cola!
Q: How deep can a frog go?
A: Knee-deep Knee-deep!
Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
A: “Baroke, baroke, baroke.”
Q: Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
A: He wanted to robbit.
Q: Why are frogs such liars?
A: Because they are am-fib-ians.
Q: What did the frog do after it heard a funny joke?
A: It started to croak up!
Q: Why did the gag-writer turn green?
A: Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
Q: What’s a frog’s favorite restaurant?
A: iHop
Q: What’s a frog’s favorite car?
A: A Beetle!
Q: What do you call a 100-year-old toad?
A: An old croak.
Q: What do you call 144 frogs in a box?
A: Gross!
Q: What do window-cleaning frogs say?
A: Rub-it, rub-it!
Q: What do frogs drink in winter?
A: Hot croak-co.
Q: Where do frog musicians get recognition?
A: The Grammy A-warts!
Q: What do frogs sit on?
A: Toad-stools.
Q: What is a frog’s favorite McDonald’s burger?
A: McRib-bit.
Q: What is a frog’s favorite Thai dinner?
A: Pad Thai.
As we hop to a close, it’s clear that frog puns and jokes are truly a leap above the rest! Whether you’re ribbiting with laughter or croaking at the toad-ally funny puns, there’s no denying that these amphibian antics add a splash of joy to our day. Remember, the next time life gets a little bogged down, just channel your inner frog – embrace the lily pad life, jump into the fun, and croak out a joke! It’s a hop-tastic way to brighten anyone’s day!
