Ahhh… summer! Time for fun, sun, sand, sea, water, just enjoying each slow lazy day.
Our memories are filled with summer fun with family and friends, baking in the sun on a beach, jumping into cool lakes, camping with mosquitoes and bugs, hiking to nowhere. Summer is a season to be savored, like the many summer puns, jokes and one liners in our collection below.

Let’s jump into the land of sunshine, sunscreen, and summer puns! It’s the season of flip-flops, beach balls, and that glorious time when the sun turns you into a human raisin. And what better way to embrace the heat than with some sizzling puns that are sure to make you sweat – from laughter, of course!

Whether you’re lounging by the pool or melting like a popsicle on the sidewalk, these puns will bring some serious cool to your day. Picture this: a watermelon says to a pineapple, “You crack me up!” The pineapple replies, “Well, at least I’m not melon-choly.” See? Even fruits know how to keep it light when the temperatures rise!

We’ve got all your favorite summer classics – whether it’s a wave of beachy puns, some BBQ bonanza jokes, or poolside punchlines to dive into. Expect a few scorcher puns so hot they’ll rival the sun itself. Ever hear about the lazy summer tomato? It just couldn’t ketchup with the others.

And don’t forget to keep your eyes peeled for some refreshing lemonade humor – perfect for squeezing in on a hot day. If you like your jokes like you like your ice cream (chilled and sweet), you’re in the right place. So grab your sunglasses and get ready for some pun-believably hilarious fun in the pun!

There are literally too many summer puns, jokes and one liners to cram into a single post. They can be categorized into sea puns, beach puns, sun pun, fun puns, etc,. and that’s exactly what we did. (Click here for Summer 2 Puns Page)

Summer Sea Puns

• Sea-lly – Funny sea.
• Sea-lebrity – Starfish.
• Sea-real – Fish’s favorite breakfast.
• Sea-lebration – Happy occasion in the ocean.
• Seas and deseas – Legal jargon meaning many oceans.
• Seabed – Where fish go to sleep.
• Seasick – When the ocean doesn’t feel so well.
• Sea-ngle – Unmarried starfish.
• Sea-ssy – Scardy cat starfish.
• Sea-licone – Funny ocean ice cream in a cone.
• Sea-zzle – Little mermaid in a skimpy binini top.
• Sea-kbay – Area in the ocean where sick fish go.
• Vitamin Sea – What little fish and starfish need to grow strong and healthy.
• Sea-kening – Irritating fish behavious.
• Did you sea that?
• Can you keep a sea-cret.
• Hide and sea-k.
• He was the sea-nior.
• I’m feeling fan-sea.
• Is this life or is this fanta-sea?
• My sea-gnificant other.
• I’m prone to sea-zures.
• The police sea-zed the party.
• It’s summer! Time to seas the day!
• When the tide come back in, the beach says “Nice to sea you again!”
• Gotta get some vitamin sea.
• Summer on the beach 365 days a year… that’s my fanta-sea!
• It’s summer ! I can sea clearly now!
• Where there’s a whale, there’s a wave.
• Sea you at the beach.
• Happiness comes in waves.
• Ahh… the sun, sand and sea… life is fin-tastic!
• The sea makes me feel so many im-oceans.
• Waves… they really know how to make a splash!
• Namast’ay at the beach.
• Summer, sun, fun… life’s beachy!
• Yeah buoy… let’s sea-lebtrate! 
• Are you squidding me?
• Two girls grew up together beside the ocean. You could call them sea-sters.
• Summertime is fun time for buoys and gulls.
• It’s time to shell-ebrate!
• Travel the seas… find your porpoise!
• I wish summer would go by in slow m-ocean!
• The sun and the sea were mer-made for each other!
• Dolphins swim near the beach because they like the sea-nic route.
• Thank god we’re not tide down with homework this summer!
• Water you doing?
• Water time to be alive.
• Water we doing today?
• Could you please be more s-pacific?
• I have al-waves liked you.
• Good g-reef!

Summer Beach Puns

• Sand Witch – Witch that lives on the beach.
• Sand-day – Best day to be on the beach.
• Sand-sational – Summer days at the beach.
• Sand-sual – Sexy sand.
• Sandnitized – Virus-free sand.
• Sand-sitive – Emotional sand.
• Sand-natorium – Where sick sand go to for treatment.
• Sandflies – When you kick it.
• Sandta – Santa Claus dressed for the beach.
• Sandskrit – Ancient language of the sands.
• I’m pretty shore that we’re going to have the best summer ever!
• Don’t worry. Beach happy.
• It’s summer. Please excuse my resting beach face.
• Summer fun from sandrise to sanddown.
• When you wish upon a starfish.
• Life’s a beach.
• It’s summer… shell yeah!
• Beach yourself.
• To beach or not to beach.
• The ocean never says a word to the sand. It just waves.
• Asked how it felt being stepped on all summer, the sand said “I’m fine“.
• Two martial artist met on the beach for a sand to sand combat.
• Every time the tide goes out, the beach feels sandtimental.
• There were too many people on the beach that things got out of sand.
• Ever hear about a singer named Bendy King? He wrote “Sand By Me“.
• The sound of the waves has such a palming effect.
• The police are on the beach because something fishy is going on.
• There was a french guy in sandals. His name was Phillipe Phloppe.

Summer Sun Puns

• Sun-day – The best day to be on the beach.
• Sunglasses – Glasses that the sun wears.
• Sundae – The sun’s favorite sweet treat.
• Sunbathe – What the sun does when it’s feeling dirty.
• Sunsational – Chillin and having fun in the sun.
• Sunsitive – Emotional star.
• I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
• Tis the sea-sun to be jolly!
• Sun’s out, puns out!
• Girls just wanna have sun.
• Reading whilst sunbathing makes you must well-red!
• A sunny thing happened to me on the way to the beach…
• Rays and shine! It’s Sun day!
• Beach goers don’t want the sun tan gold medal. They want the bronze.
• Been there. Sun that.
• When all is said and sun, I still prefer the summer.
• Two grapes sat out in the sun one day. Pretty soon they were raisin kids.
• Summer sunset. Another sun bites the dust.
• Weather reports say there won’t be any rain this summer, but I drought it.
• Summer was terrible for Humpty Dumpty, but he certainly had a great fall

Summer Fun Puns

• Hot Dog – Canine on the beach in the summer.
• Bacon – Pig on the beach in the summer.
• Cramping – Too many people, tents too small.
• Cramping – Painful muscle pains because you try to fit in an undersized tent.
• Gramping – Senior citizens living outdoors in tents.
• Whatever floats your boat. Avoid pier pressure.
• Water you doing, pal?
• Summer’s going swimmingly this year.
• Just hanging out with my grill friends.
• Summer! Anything is popsicle!
• Sun, sand, sea, fish and ships.
• Summer’s here… it’s aboat time!
• Summer camping trips are really in-tents.
• Barbecues are the best. You’ve really got to relish every moment.
• Summer barbeques are a great way to ketchup with family and friends.
• Life is always better in sandals. On that opinion, that I will never flip-flop on.
• Every summer, I turn into an aquaholic.
• I love summer pignics – ham, bacon, sausages, pork chops…
• The mountains are the funniest place to go on summer vacation because they’re hill-airious!
• Nothing better than a midsummer ice cream.
• The best thing to enjoy during the summer must be the game of cones.
• The latest movie this summer is about pirates. It’s rated ARRRRRR!
• A gymnast was so happy about summer break she was doing summer-saults.
• Keep palm and carry on.

Summer Jokes

Get ready to turn up the heat because we’re diving headfirst into a pool of summer jokes hotter than a sidewalk at high noon! Whether you’re sipping on lemonade or hiding in the shade, these jokes are guaranteed to make your summer days sizzle with laughter.

You know it’s summer when even the sun is telling you to take it easy! But while you’re slathering on sunscreen and fighting off mosquitoes, why not add some humor to the mix? We’ve got jokes that are crisper than a freshly grilled burger and juicier than the watermelon you’re going to spill all over your shirt.

Did you hear about the beach that opened up a comedy club? It’s got sand-up shows! And let’s not forget about the classic summer experience of sitting around a campfire roasting marshmallows – because nothing says “relaxation” like trying to make the perfect s’more without turning it into a charred, sticky disaster.

Summer jokes come in all flavors, from BBQ banter to sunscreen silliness. Ever hear about the sunburned tomato? It turned red from all the hot gossip! Or what about the ice cream that tried to tell a joke? It totally melted under pressure.

Whether you’re lounging on a tropical beach or doing a cannonball into the nearest kiddie pool, these jokes will keep your spirits high – much like the temperature! So kick off your flip-flops, grab a cold drink, and let’s keep things as bright as a sunny afternoon. Because, let’s face it, there’s no better time than summer to just sit back and grill the funniest moments.

Prepare to laugh till you’re sunburned – these jokes are bringing the heat!

Q: What do cows love to do during the summer?
A: Go to the moo-vies.

Q: Why did the boy bring two elephants and a fish to the swimming pool?
A: He needed swimming trunks.

Q: Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?
A: They kept dropping their trunks. 

Q: Why do bananas use sun screen?
A: Because they peel.

Q: Why do ice cream and ice cubes always get invited to summer parties?
A: They’re cool.

Q: What do mermaids use to call their friends?
A: A shell phone

Q: Why did the teacher bring a pop quiz to the swimming pool?
A: He wanted to test the water.

Q: What did one tidepool say to another tidepool?
A: Come on! Show me your mussels!

Q: Why did the seal cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide!

Q: Where do eggs like to go during summer vacation?
A: New Yolk City.

Q: What does a bee take off in the summer?
A: It’s summer jacket.

Q: Why did the robot go on a summer vacation?
A: To recharge his batteries!

Q: Where do sharks go for their summer holiday?
A: Finland.

Q: Where do sheep go on vacation in the summer?
A: Baaaa-hamas.

Q: What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
A: Hopsicles!

Q: Why do fish never go on vacation?
A: They’re always in school.

Q: Why was the fish in New York?
A: It dropped out of school.

Q: Which letter is the most popular and coolest during the summer?
A: Iced T.

Q: What type of music do whales like to listen to?
A: Orcas-tra.

Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A zebra with a sunburn!

Q: How does ocean life stay informed?
A: The follow current events.

Q: What does bread do during the summer?
A: It loafs around.

Q: What did the ice cream cone say to the sun?
A: I’ll melt for you anytime.

Q: What crashes onto the shore on tiny beaches?
A: Micro-waves.

Q: What do pigs love to do during summer?
A: Go on pignics.

Q: What did the sand say to the ocean?
A: Hi Tide!

Q: What do ghosts eat in the summer to cool down?
A: I Scream.

Q: What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?
A: Summer!

Q: How do you know you’re experiencing a summer heatwave?
A: Every fat guy is sweating and smells like Bacon!

Q: Where do ghosts like to go on summer holiday?
A: The dead sea.

Q: Where do ghouls like to go camping during summer?
A: Lake Eerie.

Q: What happened when the shark bit Olaf the snowman?
A: He got frostbite.

Q: Which bus actually crossed the ocean?
A: Columbus.

Q: What do frogs drink on a hot summer day?
A: Croak-o-cola.

Q: Why are gulls called seagulls?
A: If they were by the bay, they’d be called bagels!

Q: What type of dessert do you serve at a summer party by the sea?
A: A beach pie.

Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: Puddle.

Q: How do weather reporters greet each other?
A: With heat waves

Q: What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A: A coconut on vacation. 

Q: Why was the shark arrested?
A: He looked gill-ty.

Q: What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
A: Glass flippers!

Q: How do teddy bears keep cool in the summer?
A: They turn on the bear conditioner.

Q: How do men exercise at the beach?
A: By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini.

• Dear Winter – I’m breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
• Summer should be issued a speeding ticket for going too fast.
• A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it.
• Contrary to popular believe, duck don’t know where to fly. They just wing it.
• Wave 1 : Hey let’s land there.
  Wave 2 : Where…
  Wave 1 : Over there.
  Wave 2 : Can you be more Pacific?
• During the summer break, James Bond is Licensed to Krill.
• If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
• One ice cream cone to another : “So what’s the scoop?”
• Great news! I can start blaming my normal lack of productivity on it being summer. 
• I need summer to be longer so I have more time to do nothing.
• Oysters don’t like to share their pearls because they’re shellfish.
• Summer’s here. I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
• Aren’t you glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is? 
• It was so hot this summer I was a fire hydrant chasing a pack of dogs.
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Hawaii
  Hawaii who?
  I’m fine, Hawaii you?
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Ya
  Ya who?
  Yahoo! Summer’s here!
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Alpaca
  Alpaca who?
  Alpaca the suitcase, you loada the car!
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Swarm
  Swarm who?
  ‘Swarm outside!
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Fire
  Fire who?
  Fire you I’d put on more sun screen!
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Don!
  Don who?
  Don you want to go to the beach and check out the waves?
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Water!
  Water who?
  Water you going to wear to the beach?
• For her summer job, an 18-year-old went for interviews at several day-care centers.
  At one meeting, she sat down on one of the kiddie seats, no simple task for most people.
  The interview went well, and at the end, the day-care center director asked the standard question,
  “Can you give me one good reason we should hire you?”
  “Because I fit in the chairs.”
  She got the job.
• Weather forecast : Today: Sunny, 76. Tonight: Not so sunny, 55.
• On a hot summer’s day, I saw a line of guys outside a hairdressers.
  I thought, “What a lovely day to have a barber queue.”
• I asked my friend what the weather was like where he was.
  He said, “It’s obtuse.”
  I said, “What?”
  He said, “It’s greater than 90 degrees.”
• Is it just me or do you find sunburnt people appealing?
• I always thought the sun was yellow until I looked at it for a while to make sure. Now I know the sun is black.

As the sun sets on this first batch of summer puns and jokes, we hope they’ve kept you laughing hotter than a sunny day on the beach! From fruity puns to sizzling BBQ humor, we’ve covered all the essentials to make your summer a whole lot funnier. Whether you’ve been chuckling at sand-up comedy or getting a kick out of sunscreen gags, one thing’s for sure: these jokes were as refreshing as an ice-cold lemonade.

So as you pack away the pool toys and say goodbye to those long, lazy days, just remember – you can always carry a bit of that summer spirit with you through humor. Who needs sunshine when you’ve got jokes that light up the room, right?

And while we can’t stop summer from winding down, we can keep the laughter going year-round. After all, there’s no expiration date on a good pun or joke. So the next time you’re caught in a heatwave of boredom, just reach back into this joke stash and cool off with a laugh.

Thanks for joining us for this pun-tastic journey to summer puns and jokes! May your memories be as warm as the sun and your jokes always stay fresh, even when the ice cream’s melting. Stay punny, and remember: when life hands you lemons, make some lemonade… and then tell a joke about it! Remember… there’s more Summer Puns and Jokes on Summer 2 Puns Page. See ya there!