This started out as part of our Geography Puns post, but we very quickly discovered there was such a wealth of puns we could mangle out of the names of countries. So we up and separated them into another post.

And Oman do we have some great country name puns. As your read them, either Uganda want more or you won’t be able to handle Japan of pun after ridiculous pun. We thinks our country puns will be a cure for those Bahrain-y days. Guaranteed there’s Norway you can control Djibouti from shakin with laughter. Kenya tell what this post is going to be like? But Bolivia or not, here we go! Yemen! Let’s go already.

Country Name Puns

• Aunt Artica – Wife of Uncle Artica
• Chile – A really cold country
• Chile – A really spicy country.
• Iran – Country where people run a lot
• Oman – Country where folks often exclaim in surprise.
• Greece – Pretty oily and slippery place.
• Japan – Ja kitchen utensil ja use to cook ja food.
• Japan – When folks stub their toe in this country and it hurts like hell, they scream Japan! Japan!
• Hungary – Folks here are always eating.
• Italy – Folks here just love to count stuff.
• Germany – Here, germs many.
• Luxenbourg – The middle of Deluxembourger.
• Yemen – In this country, people like to agree with one another.
• Uganda – I gotta what?
• Turkey – People here gobble a lot.
• Kenya – Folks here always start their sentences with Can Ya…
• Thailand – No calf, knees, ankles or feet.
• Norway – No way man.
• New Zealand – No more new countries because “Z” is the last letter.
• Djibouti – Shake it, shake it, shake djibouti.
• Bah-rain – Folks here complain when it rains.
• Cayman Islands – Eveythin’ ‘kay man, here in this islands.
• Cook Islands – Everybody’s a chef here.
• Czech Republic – People are very detailed here. They check everything.
• Haiti – People greet each other with “Hey” or “Hi” (depending on your accent)
• Iraq – Folks wreck stuff here.
• Iceland – People see very well here.
• Jamaica – Folks here make lots of stuff.
• Paraguay – Here, guays come in pairs.
• Poland – Lots of places to fly flags here.
• Spain – When people get injured here, they scream Spain!
• Tonga – Da parta ofa the moutha dat tasta da food.
• Togo – People don’t dine in here.
• Taiwan – Country with one-legged people.
• Slovenia – No rushing around here.
• Singapore – Oh la di da a Pore!
• Martinique – They take their cocktails shaken not stirred here.
• Ire-land – Loads of angry people here.
• Honduras – Drivers under pressure here honk.
• Hong Kong – Big Chinese gorrila.
• India – Opposite of Outdia
• Indonesia – Opposite of Outdonesia
• Grenada – Boom!
• Bolivia or not, country puns are healthy because they make you laugh!
• You know a good place to vacation in South America? I assumed Uruguay who’d know.
• A man needed to poop so badly he was Russian to the toilet.
• Ouch… when you gobble your food so fasta you’ll bite your Tonga!
• I have a good geography teacher. She makes sure lessons are not Bahrain.
• In the Geography quiz on the middle east, Iraq‘d my brain to think of the answers.
• Once when holidaying in the middle east, I needed to poop so badly, Iran to the toilet.
• Hey, you really gotta Czech out this great collection of country puns.
• There’s lots of crime in West Africa. If you’re not careful, you’re Ghana have a rough time.
• Kenya think of anything more fun than geography?
• Uganda be kidding! There is nothing more fun than geography.
• Are you guys China be funny? Get serious.
• Are you dining in or is this Togo?
• I was standing outside in Bahrain. I got soaking wet.
• Eating the wrong food in South East Asia can really make you feel Laos-y.
• I’m feeling a bit Chile. I better up on a New Jersey.
• I have no Guams about telling bad puns but there’s Norway I’ll stoop Oslo as geography jokes.
• There are lots of countries in Africa I holiday in , I’m just not Ghana.
• Hey guys! Can Jamaica more funny country puns?
• I really need a tropical vacation but I just don’t know Hawaii can go with all this work.

 

Country Related Puns

If you ever feel bored on a rainy Chile day, and you’re Hungary for some laughter to chase away the Bahrain, just think of country puns! Oman, Italy you there is just Norway to avoid the giggles! India middle of a rainy day, and you’re thinking it’s so Slovenia, there’s nothing to do and nowhere Togo. So Jamaica puns and jokes to keep the blues away. Yemen, make puns and jokes and your heart will fill with giggles and laughter and you just have to Singapore and shake Djibouti!

• My girlfriend doesn’t like hairy guys, so I shaved my Manchester for her.
• Don’t know if my girlfriend likes country puns. Alaska later.
• Went to the supermarket. Abbottabad fish. Now I’ve got a bad tummy.
• Someone beat me up with a map of Belgium. Now I’m,covered in Bruges.
• Idaho how many more country puns I can listen to.
• I wanna tell you a story about an European car… it’s a Saab story.
• I didn’t know there was an earthquake happening until I saw all Djibouti shaking.
• Don’t worry. A good country pun is coming. Kuwait a little longer?
• Only one city in France is Nice. All the other cities are not Nice.
  (Apologies to the French who do not live in Nice)
• I’m Havana great time in Cuba.
• These puns are such Japan in the neck! Kyrgyz! Kyrgyz! you all!
• Warned not to make more Irish jokes, O’Neil was Dublin down and making more!
• My best friends Sydney and Adelaide are from New Zealand.
• I have no Guams about sunshine, but man, Ta-hiti wave is really killing me.
• Hey Bill, I’d like to holiday in South America. I figure Uruguay who would know.
• Planning to holiday in Florida next week. Hopefully no one will Tampa with my plans.
• If you want to row to the mouth of the river by sunset, Danube better get started right away.
• My holiday in Switzerland was okay, but I must say their flag was a BIG PLUS!

Country Jokes

Some folk have Luxembourg about making fun of country names, but I have no Guams about turning up Tahiti, giggles and laughs! I know some puns may be Spain-ful, but Uganda Taiwan pun after another to see what works! I’m never Ghana stop trying to make people laugh! Sometimes, you think “Okay, I think Ireland on that joke or that pun”, but it bombs like a Grenada! If I-raq a joke here or there, it can really feel Laos-y. It’s okay. When you’re China make people happy, just Swiss things up a bit, and try Danube vibe! Kenya feel more country puns and jokes coming?

Q: What is the fastest country in the world?
A:  It’s a tie between Russia and Iran.

Q: What’s the capital of Alaska?
A: Juneau
Q: No I don’t, that’s why I asked!

Q: What country in Europe satisfies when you’re Hungary?
A: Turkey!

Q: Where do they dance in California?
A: San Fran-disco

Q: Why is it so easy to get into Florida?
A: It has so many keys.

Q: Which city has the most exam cheaters?
A: Peking.

Q: Why did Callie phone ya (California)?
A: She just wanted to say Haw-hi ya (Hawaii)

 

Q: What nationality are you on the way to the bathroom?
A: Russian

Q: What nationality are you while you are in the bathroom?
A: European

Q: What nationality are you while you when you leave the bathroom?
A: Finnish

Q: What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland?
A: Well, the flag’s a big plus!

Q: What city always keeps moving?
A: Rome

Q: Which country has the biggest cow?
A: Russia – Moscow.

Q: What’s large with four legs, covered in moss, lives in Russia and goes moo?
A: Moss-cow.

Q: Where do crayons go on vacation?
A: Color-ado!

Q: What is the happiest state in the US?
A: Merry-land.

Q: What birds are found in Portugal?
A: Portu-geese

Q: What country makes the biggest mark in the world?
A: Denmark.

Q: What’s the capital of Washington?
A: W.

Q: What is the smallest state in the U.S.?
A: Mini-Sota (Minnesota)

Q: What state in the U.S. serves the smallest fizzy drink?
A: Mini-Soda (Minnesota)

Q: Who did Mississippi get married too?
A: Mr Sippi

Q: What city in the US has lots of sand?
A: Sand-francisco.

Q: Which US state is blind?
A: Mississippi – It has four eyes but cannot see.

• Let’s make a pun for every city in the Lone Star State just to see how long it Texas.
• Billy : “Hey Jack if you’re Hungary, here’s a Turkey Sandwich Togo“
  Jack : “Oman that was a bad joke”
  Billy  : “Yemen I know”
  Jack : “You Syriasly need to stop with these jokes…”
  Billy  : “But Iraq at making jokes”
• Bob : Oman! Geography is so Bahrain.
  Joe : Yemen.
• If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! (This is brilliant!)
• Finland has the best rated education system in the world. That’s probably why their student Finnish before the rest of the world.
• I was studying Geography before dinner.I was China focus, but was too Hungary.
• It seems people in Athens really don’t like getting up early. You could say Dawn is tough on Greece.
• My wife got addicted to Indian food. She wanted Indian for breakfast, lunch, tea, dinner and supper, but I was having Naan of that.
• Let me exSpain how the pun game works. First I make a pun, then Jamaica pun, then all our France join in.
• Yukon never get bored of geography.
  Yeah! Norway!
  Oman, these puns are getting out of hand.
• One day I was Hungary, so Iran to the fridge but it was empty.
  I asked my friend Chad if he wanted to go to a restaurant to eat some Turkey.
  We were in a Russia to arrive because we didn’t want to miss our reservation. Thankfully we got there with a minute to spare.
  When the waiter got to our table, both Chad and I ordered roasted Turkey.
  The waiter said: “Sorry, we’re all out or Turkey.”
  I couldn’t believe it. “Norway,” I said.
  “That can’t be right. Kenya Czechia freezer?
  “If you can Jamaica more for us? I’ll pay you extra to Sweden the deal.”
  I kept insisting and eventually the waiter got visibly upset.
  Chad said, “Are you China make him mad? Because you’re Ghana!”
  “Ask about Turkey again and Albania both from the restaurant”.
  We ended up going to a different restaurant and ordering Iraq of ribs instead.
  Was a good meal. We were not Hungary after that.
• My dad went to Japan to learn its cuisine. He learnt a lot about Japanese cooking and picked up a lot of Japanese. He said, “This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.”
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Yukon Yukon who?
  Yukon never get bored of geography jokes.
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Hawaii
  Hawaii who?
  I’m fine, Hawaii you?
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Norway
  Norway who?
  Norway am I listening to any more knock knock jokes. 
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Nile
  Nile who?
  Nile down and I’ll tell you. 
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Oman
  Oman who?
  Oman, these puns and jokes are bad! 
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Kenya
  Kenya who?
  Kenya think of any more Geography puns?
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Alaska
  Alaska who?
  Alaska later, right now I’m busy.
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Medina
  Medina who?
  Medina’s getting cold on the table so I’ve got to go. 
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Marge and Tina
  Marge and Tina who?
  Don’t cry for me, Marge and Tina
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Canada
  Canada who?
  Can Ada come out and play Mrs. Brown?
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Francis
  Francis who?
  France is a popular country in Europe. 
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Jamaica
  Jamaica who?
  Jamaica me crazy with all these BAD country puns.