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Running is a great way to exercise. It’s also the best way to get somewhere fast, and it’s definitely a MUST if you happen to find yourself being chased by a bear! In our modern world, running has taken on a whole life of its own. It’s big money if you happen to be a world class athlete competing in competitions.

Just as there are all sort of reasons and all types of races from jogs to sprints to cross country steeplechases to marathons, there are all sort of funny puns, jokes and one liners dedicated wholly to running. Here, we’ve got a messy collection of running funnies. They’re sure to light up the mood during those painful tiring practice sessions, training or sports meets. Whether you’re a runner looking to break the ice with your fellow runners or cheering someone on from the sidelines, these running puns and jokes will surely ease the tension and maybe leave everyone breathless with laughter.

Get ready to sprint into a marathon of laughs because we’re about to lace up and dive headfirst into some running puns! We’re going to sprint past the finish line of seriousness and stride straight into some heel-arious territory. We’ll be sure to jog your memory with some cleverly crafted wordplay. No need to run away – stick around, and let’s race through these puns faster than Usain Bolt chasing an ice cream truck! Ready, set… pun!

Running Puns

Running joke – Comedian jogging.
Running yoke – German comedian jogging. (The German consonant ‘j’ is usually pronounced like the English ‘y’ sound )
Runny yolk – Egg yolk jogging.
Running gag – Runner choking during a race.
Running Stitch – Small blue alien Disney cartoon running.
Running water – Person in a hurry looking for a toilet to pee.
Runny nose – When your nose tries to escape from your face.
Runt – Past tense of run.
Runway – When a doggie runs away.
Running back – Footballer’s spine bone running away.
Hit and run – Two runners fighting during a race.
Short run – Midget jogging.
Gua-ran-tee – The warranty that comes with running shoes.
Runderstorm – The sound of hundreds of racers starting a marathon.

Running Related Puns

Ready to jog your funny bone? Let’s race through some running puns that will leave you grinning faster than a runner crossing the finish line! Whether you’re a sprinter, marathoner, or just an occasional treadmill trotter, these puns will keep you up to speed on the humor track. You don’t have to be a fitness fanatic to enjoy these puns – they’re guaranteed to be a step in the right direction. Some might even leave you laughing so hard you’ll be short of breath, but don’t worry, there’s no need to pace yourself. Running puns are all about making the most of the journey, and they come with a track record of hilarity. So, whether you’re racing ahead or catching your second wind, these puns will keep you going strong. No need to dash away – this pun marathon has only just begun!

Speed bump – pregnant lady jogging.
Jogger-naut – Astronaut out on a run in space.
Kilometers purr hour – The speed of a cat running.
Finnish line – Where a race ends in Finland.
Jogular – Where Dracula bites his victims who jog at night.
Agony of da-feet – Marathoner with blisters on his soles.
Fast food – Mouse being chased by a cat.
Piracy – When pirates race to find the treasure.
Piracy – When pirates were sexy underwear.
Piracy – Competition to be the quickest to bake a pie.
Home run – Baseball player jogging at home.
Track To The Future – Movie about a cross country runner who goes back in time and messes his future.
The married couple always ran together in the mornings because they were the running mates.
The student runner easily won the winding cross country race because he was good at jog-graphy.
The runner lost his lead in the 5000 meter race because of a lap-se in concentration.
In a marathon, a man finished 10 minutes before his dad and 20 minutes before his grandpa. It was a generational gap.
Barbers always get disqualified from marathons because they like to take short-cuts. (This is probably better as a barber pun…but heck)
Runners have a special camaraderie. It’s All For Run And Run For All.
Sprinters are only good in the short run.
Marathon runners have a hard time sprinting, but they do better in the long run.
When all the numbers had a race, the number 1 emerged victorious. This is because he one.
When a group of Mexican had a race, all of them emerged victorious. This is because they Juan.
A Kenyan won the marathon race again. Kenya believe their dominance in this event?
Runners build their stamina run day at a time.
Dentists are such good runners because he sticks to their drills.
Runners put their heart and sole into each race.
Races between lettuce and tomatoes are so predictable – lettuce is always ahead and tomato has to ketchup.
Runner deal with problems by taking everything in stride.

Running Jokes

Let’s hit the ground running with some jogging jokes that are guaranteed to leave you in stitches – no warm-up required! These jokes are faster than a runner trying to catch a bus and funnier than watching someone try to keep up with their Fitbit goals. Whether you’re sprinting, jogging, or just slowly inching toward the fridge, these gags will keep you in stride. Ever heard about the marathoner who couldn’t tell a joke? He kept losing his punchline at the halfway mark. And don’t even get me started on treadmill humor – those jokes are just going nowhere fast! These running jokes are a breath of fresh air, and they’ll make sure you’re always ahead of the pack in the humor race. So grab your running shoes, and let’s sprint into laughter!

Q: How do crazy runners run through a forest?
A: They take the psycho path.

Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight.

Q: What does a runner lose after a race?
A: His breath.

Q: Who was the first winner in a race?
A: Adam – he was the first in the human race.

Q: How do they start races in a Communist country?
A: On your Marx.

Q: How do marathon runners like their eggs?
A: Runny.

Q: Who wrote the book on high jumping?
A: Lee Ping

Q: How do you know you’re addicted to running?
A: Your treadmill has more miles on it than your car.

Q: Why didn’t the runner feel bad when he broke up with his girlfriend?
A; They had a good run.

Q: Why do Christians like to run during Lent?
A: That’s when they fast.

Q; What do runners do when they forget something?
A: They jog their memory.

Q: What do you call a tool beats Usain Bolt?
A: Boltcutter.

Q: Why did the runner lie face down on the track.
A: He had a runny nose.

Q: What do you find between Godzilla’s toes?
A: Slow runners.

Q: What animals always win races in the South Pole?
A: Peng-wins.

Q: If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
A: Ten after one.

Q: How do sprinters recharge their batteries?
A: They fall fast asleep.

Q: What happens if you run in front of a car?
A: You get tired.

Q: Why was the cross-county runner stopped and taken away to jail?
A: For resisting a rest.

Q: What do you call a dog who likes to run laps with its owner?
A: A lap dog.

Q: Why do cows run so fast?
A: They really know how to use thier calf muscles.

Q: Which country’s population doesn’t walk?
A: Iran.

Q: Why did the runner sprint from the Red Square to Finland?
A: He was Russian to the Finnish.

The marathon runners were disappointed the race had been canceled. Oh well, another run bites the dust.
I was going to tell you one of my running jokes, but it ran away.
The writing materials had a race. Nobody won. They were all stationary.
The heart was leading in the marathon. I guess he was the pacemaker.
I jogged for eight minutes and sweated for 10 hours.
The runner with flu won his race because he said the cold made him feel runny.
The devil lost the angelic race in heaven. It was a biblical fall from pace.
As soon as the baby was born, it started running. I guess it runs in the genes.
I run at night because the added fear of being murdered really does wonders for my cardio.
Cats and dogs are not allowed to run in marathons because they are not part of the human race.
My family has always run in marathons in our Levis. It’s just in our jeans.
A sprinter shared a secret with some of his opponents right before a race. It was a hint and run.
In one marathon in the middle east, Iran to Iraq.
Don’t give cash to charities organizing marathons. They’ll take your money and run.
The runner brought her clock along during the marathon because she knew it was a race against time.
Runners from Finland win their marathons as soon as they start because they’re already Finnish
I stopped running behind cars. I kept getting exhausted.
The police arrested the winner of the marathon because he beat everyone.
The marathon runner had a fear of speed bumps on the road. But he’s slowly getting over it.
Pigs don’t do so well in marathons because they always pull their hamstrings.
Oregano challenged thyme to a race. It was a race against thyme.
The gardener got lost in the cross-country race because he took the wrong root.
In the race between vegetable and fruit, fruit always lose because they run out of juice.
String and rope decided to race one another. It ended in a tie.
Sir Paul McCartney was not allowed to run the marathon once. He was banned on the run.
DJ’s are not allowed to run in races because they keep changing tracks.
At a special training session, the runners brought their pets along. It was training cats and dogs.
Vegetarian runners stay away from marathons because they don’t like the meets.
A fish took part in a marathon just for the halibut.
I’m so out of shape I can’t even keep up with my running shoes.
At the furniture marathon, the couch came in first place. Nobody thought it could run sofa.
Whenever I run in races, I seem to attract Paramedics.
Frosty the Snowman got injured while running because he didn’t warm up.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore from my long run, let’s take the elevator?

And with that, we’ve reached the finish line of running puns! Hopefully, you didn’t pull a muscle from laughing too hard. We’ve dashed through jokes faster than a sprinter with rocket shoes and covered more ground than a marathon in flip-flops. But don’t worry, this pun race doesn’t have to end – you can always lap back for more. Just remember, if anyone ever tries to out-jog your wit, you’ve got the perfect comeback waiting. So, cool down, stretch those legs, and keep running through life with a smile. Until next time, keep punning and stay on track!