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Step into the corny world of corn puns! Whether you find them corny or ear-resistible, these jokes are sure to pop a smile on your face. Let’s be honest – corny humor kernels its way into the heart with little effort. If you think you’re above these puns, I must warn you: there’s no shucking them off once we get started.

But here’s an amusing corn fact to get you in the mood: did you know that an average ear of corn has about 800 kernels arranged in exactly 16 rows? And get this, every ear has an even number of rows! Yep, even Mother Nature knew odd corn would just be too off the cob.

So sit back, relax, and get ready for a husky laugh or two. These jokes are butter than you think, and you’ll find that they never get stale. If you’re life’s been a little grain-y and serious lately, let’s get this pun party popping!

Corn Puns

I love corny puns.
Corn you feel the love in the air?
Corn’t we just get along?
You corn count on me.
She was really corned (kind) hearted.
He was all corns (kinds) of crazy.
A corn-ucopia of corn puns.
Unicorn – A single, lonely corn.
Corn-ea – The reason why corns have such good vision.
I’ll be waiting at the corn-er of the street.
Time to corn-er the market.
I love the corn-tryside.
I’m from the other corn-ty. (county)
If only every corn-try had peace.
Corn-duct yourself in a proper way.
I’m a little corn-fused.
Let the corn-age begin!
Lets go to the corn-ival.
Corn-ivore – People who eat only corn.
Corn-gratulations on your win in the competition.
I feel a little corn-stipated.
All corn information is corn-fidential.
The teacher corn-fistcated her cell-phone.
I can’t corn-tain my excitement.
Why is maths so corn-plicated.
I’m really corn-cerned about his health.
We should try to avoid corn-flict.
Good luck on the corn-test.
Capri-corn – A corn’s favorite constellation.
Corn with the wind.

Here today, corn tomorrow.
Be corn-fident in yourself!
He was a really famous corn (con) artist.
She was left heartbro-corn (heartbroken).
In the corn world, corn-puters are important.
Sili-corn Valley – Where most corn technology comes from.

Corn Related Puns

Get ready to enter the stalk market of laughter, because these corn puns are about to creme your corn! Some people might say they’re a bit grainy, but hey, humor doesn’t always need to be refined! Corn jokes have a way of sticking with you, even if they seem a little seedy at first. In fact, they’re guaranteed to make you feel butter no matter what’s going on – life’s just funni-ear with some laughs! And while puns might not pop with everyone, we can all agree that they’re starch defenders of good fun. You can call them corny, but they’re still a-maize-ing aren’t they?! So don’t let anyone shuck your joy today – just go with the flow(er) and let the silliness sprout. Happiness is best when it’s served fresh off the cob!

Corn puns are a-maize-ing.
I’m all ears.
Music to my ears.
Ear (here) we go!
I have many ears of corn.
Light-ears away, the corn empire wages war.
There is an ear-ie (eerie) vibe about this forest.
The wife of the corn gave him and ear-ful.
Let me give you a kernel of truth.
Husk and you shall receive.
Husk me anything.
The corn stalker was finally arrested.
He stalked his friend’s crush on social media to get some information.
Call the cobs! There was a robbery.
The little bear cob was scared.
Popcorn – The father of a corn.
Pop the question.
Pop, goes the weasel.
Corn puns are pretty pop-ular where I come from.
There is not a grain of truth in his statements.
Rice is the grain course.
No pain no grain.
My audio sounds so grainy.
Rice fell on the picture and made it grainy.
See you a-grain some time soon.
Sometimes you just have to grain and bear it.
Please get me some medicine for my mi-grain.
Go against the grain.
I’m dancing in the grain.
I will seed you later.
Sweet dreams dear!
You’re so sweet.
Sweet heart.
Sweet victory~
Aww, shucks…
He’s a real shuck (suck) up.
Corn puns really shuck.
The news might come as a shuck (shock).
The rice farmer was outstanding in his field.
You grow dude!
I’m sexy and I grow it.
Let me plant one on ya!
I wet my plants.
Plant a kiss on me.
Corn puns are plant-tastic.
Someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

Corn Jokes

Brace yourself, because these corn jokes are going to have you rolling in the husks! They may be a little ear-regular and poppin with kernel knowledge, but that’s what makes them so a-maize-ing. Some folks might say they’re too corn-trived, but those people just don’t know how to appreciate the crop! Corn jokes grow on you – much like a field in July – and if you don’t find them funny right away, just give it s’more time. Whether you’re feeling stalk-y or just need a little corn-solation today, these jokes are bound to make your spirits rise faster than popcorn in the microwave. And remember, telling corn jokes isn’t just a skill – it’s a harvested talent. So go ahead, crack a few corny jokes and get your friends to field them. You might be corny to some ,but definitely the most pop-ular!

Q: What does a rebellious corn always do?
A: Goes against the grain.

Q: What do you call a corn from the USA?
A: Ameri-corn.

Q: How do corns say goodbye?
A: See you a-grain soon!

Q: What did the corn farmer say as he was working hard in the fields?
A: No pain, no grain!

Q: Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
A: He went into a different field!

Q: How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
A: He corn-ered the market!

Q: What do you call a lonely corn?
A: A unicorn!

Q: What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
A: You get corn-stipated!

Q: Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
A: Their jokes are corny!

Q: What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A: A corn-ivore!

Q: How do you make sweet corn?
A: You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!

Q: Should you eat corn that has fallen off the stalk?
A: Maize well!

Q: What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
A: Aww, shucks!

Q: What did the baby corn call his dad?
A: Pop corn!

Q: What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
A: That’s music to my ears!

Q: What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
A: Ear buds!

Q: Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
A: Your ears will pop!

Q: When is a vegetable also a nut?
A: When it’s a corn!

Q: What is corn’s favorite holiday?
A: New Ear’s Day.

Q: What did the baby corn say to the mamma corn?
A: Where’s popcorn?

Q: Why did the ear of corn call the cops?
A: She was getting stalked.

Q: What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A: A bucc-an-eer.

Q: Why do corns make good friends?
A: They’re all ears.

Q: Who is the leader of the corn army?
A: The kernal.

Q: Why did the manager fire the corn?
A: Cause he was sleeping on the cob!

Q: Who is the master of corn religion ?
A: The pope corn.

Q: What does corn use to get on the internet?
A: The cobweb.

Q: Where do you throw corn?
A: In the corner.

Corn jokes are a little hard to digest.
I complemented some corn the other day. It smiled from ear to ear.

Well, folks, that’s the end of the row – time to call it a crop! If these corn puns and jokes didn’t stalk up to your expectations, don’t worry; they’ll eventually grow on you. So remember to sprinkle in a little corny humor whenever you can. Whether you’re buttering up a friend or just need a laugh to keep things popping, corn jokes never fail to yield smiles. So next time someone says to you “Wanna ear a corny joke?” Answer “I’m all ears!” Now go forth and keep things shucking hilarious!