Before we go any further… here’s a link to what a Durian is. It is the most loved and hated fruit in the world. Those that love it salivate at the smell and sight of it. Those that haven’t experienced it puke and run!
Ah, the durian – a fruit so divisive it might as well run for political office. Known as the “King of Fruits,” it smells like it just lost the kingdom. Some say it’s heaven, others claim it’s the result of a prank gone too far. But love it or hate it, durian is the perfect punchline for a whole lot of puns. Brace yourself, because this fruit’s humor is as sharp as its spikes.
Did you know? Durian is banned in many hotels, airports, and public transport systems across Southeast Asia due to its pungent odor. In other words, it’s the only fruit with a criminal record. But really, what’s the big stink about? It’s just a misunderstood delicacy!
If you find durian jokes a-peel-ing, you’re in for a pulp of laughter. Let’s split open the fun and see if you can keep a straight fruit face. And if these puns don’t make you laugh, well, that’s just how the fruit crumples. Whether you love durians or wish they were ex-spiked from existence, let’s dive in and have a ripe good time!
Durian Related Puns
- Why durian away from me?
- I had my lunch durian the break.
- I a-durian you so much!
- Sometimes you gotta en-durian the challenges that come your way.
- Love is en-durian.
Durian Related Puns
Durian puns are the low-hanging fruit of comedy – sharp, divisive, and sure to leave an impression (whether you wanted it or not). You might say they spike your curiosity or leave you peeled with laughter. Some folks find these jokes pungent-tastic, while others would rather roll their rind and walk away. But hey, that’s just how the durian pricks! This fruit’s reputation for smelling like a gym sock marinated in onions only makes the humor sweeter. If you can’t bear a whiff of it, perhaps you just need to face your fears and embrace the funk. After all, even a stinky joke can be ripe with potential. Whether you’re thorny about the odor or think it’s pun-ishingly good, durian puns are here to stay – and we’ve only scratched the surface. Who knows, by the end of this, you might even find them pungent-ly funny!
- Durians are odor-able.
- Out of odor.
- Durians are very odor-ly fruit because they always line up.
- Smell you later!
- Love smells.
- Durians have a dis-stink smell.
- Please don’t leaf me.
- Our friendship is unbe-leaf-able.
- Leaf me alone…
- Take a leaf of faith!
- My car broke down, can I get a leaf?
- What a re-leaf…
- I will seed you later.
- Durians give me a seed of hope.
- I took a seed on the durian… It was a bad idea.
- I’m rooting for you.
- Don’t be so root, learn some manners.
- You grow dude!
- I’m sexy and I grow it.
- Can you pick up the groceries? I haven’t botany.
- Let me plant one on ya!
- I wet my plants.
- Plant a kiss on me.
- Succulents are plant-tastic.
- You look sharp!
- Eating durians would make you think sharper.
- Durians look on point.
- Stop blowing your own thorn.
- I was thorn this way.
- Every durian has its thorn.
- Durians love mara-thorns.
- Someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
- Ok, bloomer.
Durian Jokes
Durian jokes are an acquired taste – much like the fruit itself. Some people find them creamy, heavenly, fruitful, while others just think they stink! But let’s be honest, there’s no de-spiking the humor when it’s this ripe. Telling a durian joke is like cracking open the fruit: it’s either a sweet success or a total odor-deal. The beauty of these jokes lies in their layered appeal – sharp on the outside, soft on the inside, and always leaving a lingering effect. If someone doesn’t laugh? Well, maybe they just need a little time to ripen. And sure, some say these jokes should be banned like durians on public transport, but where’s the fun in that? Whether they make you chuckle or wrinkle your nose, durian humor is a spiky business – perfect for those who like their comedy with a bit of bite. At the very least, they’ll leave an impression… just like the smell!
Q: What 80’s band was the smelliest.
A: Durian Durian.
Q: What’s a durian’s favorite dance?
A: Hokey pokey.
Q: What is a durian’s favorite candy?
A: Hokey pokey.
Q: What computer language do durian’s code in?
A: Py-thorn.
Q: What did the durian say to the puffer fish?
A: We’re twins!
Q: What mode do durians usually write music in?
A: The Dorian mode.
Q: Why was the durian sad?
A: No one wanted to hug him.
Q: Why are durians easy to identify?
A: They have dis-stink-tive smells.
Q: What do babies and durians have in common?
A: They’re cute, and stinky.
Q: What’s green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree could kill you?
A: A pool table!
Q: What did the durian say on to his date?
A: I may be a bit spiky, but I’m sweet on the inside.
Q: What did the porcupine say when he met a durian?
A: Brother!
And there you have it – durian puns and jokes, as irresistible (or unbearable) as the fruit itself! Whether you found these quips tear-ably funny or wish they’d been left to rot, we hope they’ve peeled back a new layer of appreciation for the king of fruits. Love them or loathe them, these jokes are here to stay – lingering like the unmistakable scent of durian on a hot day. So next time life gets thorny, just remember: a good durian pun might be hard to crack, but it’s worth it. Until then, stay ripe and keep laughing – just try not to stink up the room!
