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Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly never had bacon – though when you combine the two, you’ve got a recipe for something sizzling! Welcome to the deliciously crispy world of bacon puns, where everything is a little greasier, meatier, and, dare I say, more flavourful than ever. Bacon puns are savory wordplays bound to bring on the giggles and laughs.

Whether you like your puns crispy, smoky, or with a bit of bite, there’s a little something for everyone here. Who knew that the food that makes everything better could also make your jokes fry-nomenal? Whether you’re cracking a joke over breakfast or simply trying to bacon someone’s day, these puns are sure to leave your audience craving more.

So, if you’re ready to take your humor to the next level, you’ve come to the right place. From sizzling play on words to savory one-liners, this post is about to take you on a pun-filled journey through the land of crispy, crunchy, and utterly irresistible bacon humor . Warning: side effects may include uncontrollable laughter and an intense craving for bacon. Let’s get cracking (eggs optional) because it’s time to bring home the puns! So sit back, relax, and prepare to have your funny bone fried to perfection – you won’t regret it!

Bacon Puns

Bae-con – Hot bacon.
Ba-corn – Little crispy bacon bits on a cob.
Bacon-siderate – Share your bacon.
Babe-con – Baby bacon.
Babe-con – Sexy bacon.
Bake-con – Bacon in the oven.
Ba-con – Deceitful bacon.
Bad-con – Not good bacon!
Bach-con – Classical musician’s favorite breakfast treat.
Ba-cone – Bacon flavored ice cream cone.
Bac-on – Opposite of back-off.
Bac-con – Bacon bacteria.
Back-con – Bacon’s butt.
Bah-con – Disgusted bacon.
Bake-con – Bacon in the oven.
Ba-conk – Hit on the head with a slice of bacon.
Ba-kong – Favorite breakfast treat of King Kong.
Baaaa-con – Sheep bacon.
Bra-con – Bacon wearing girl underwear.
Break-con – Not a whole bacon.
Brake-con – How bacon stops.
Brrr-con – Bacon left out in the cold.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
You can’t do that! You’re bacon all the rules!
Your’re bacon me crazy!
I’m bac-on the road again.

Bacon Pun Songs

Bacon Related Puns

Now that we’ve bacon our journey into pun territory, let’s keep the humor sizzling! Bacon puns are like that perfect bacon strip of crispy goodness – just when you think you’ve had enough, you realize you could totally go for more. I mean, how could you resist? Smoked, thick-cut, or maple-glazed, bacon never disappoints, and neither do the puns! In fact, they’re pig-ture perfect. You might say they really bring home the hog!

Let’s not get too salty, though – there’s no need to go hog-wild just yet. We’ve only scratched the surface of this crispy cure comedy buffet, and the jokes are just heating up. Whether you’re here to meat your match in wordplay or just frying to make your day a little brighter, bacon puns are the way to go. After all, what do you call a pig who tells jokes? A comediham! (Yep, we’re already going there.)

If you’re feeling a little low, it can easily cured with a couple of bacon strips fried in puns, seasoned with jokes and served hot and giggly. So grab your frying pan, because things are about to get sizzling with even more punny goodness. Let’s keep the bacon rolling – you don’t want to miss a single slice of this deliciously pun-tastic fun!

B.L.T Sub-marine – Bacon sandwich that dives underwater.
Pork Chop – Pig doing karate.
Ham-bidextrous – Pigs that can write with both hands.
Ham-bidextrous – The ability to hold ham in both hands.
Hamnesia – When you forget where you put the bacon.
Hamburgler – A ham and bacon thief.
Hamstring – What pigs use to tie things together.
Hamlet – Pigs in a Shakespeare play.
Ham-ster – Little ham.
Ham-ster – Cute furry ham.
Hamble – Not a proud pig.
Ham-some – Good looking pig.
Ham-ok – Pig running around crazy.
Ham-en – Phrase said at the end of a piggy prayer.
Ham-bush – Pigs ganging up on another pig by surprise.
Ham-bush – Pig hiding in a bush.
Ham-munition – Pigs fired out of a cannon.
Instaham – Piggy social media.
Ham-oeba – Single cell pig.
Sass-age – Sassy sausages.
Sauce-sage – Sausage swimming in sauce.

No pig deal.
I miss you pig time!
I think, therefore I ham.
I ham what I ham!
I wanna hold your ham.
If at first you don’t succeed, fry and fry again.
Don’t go bacon my heart… I couldn’t if I fried!
All of the vans carrying bacon had a reserved porking lot.
Don’t buy imitation when there is genuswine.
You’ve got to be kidding, these pork puns are the wurst!
Let’s pork-get about our problems and enjoy some bacon!
I don’t mean to boar you, but this joke is hog-tastic!
That idea sounds like a pig deal!
No need to be pig-headed!
I’ve been hamming it up all day, now I’m feeling a bit pork-lorn.
Don’t be such a boar, join in the fun!
You’re bacon me proud with these pork puns!
That’s a pork-fect solution!
I’m feeling a little pig-headed today!
I’m absolutely pork-ticular about my food.
We should pork-ticipate in more pun-making contests.
This party is about to go hog wild!
That joke was a real ham-dinger!
Don’t be such a boar!
Stop hogging all the bacon chips!
You’re sow special to me.
Ham it up, it’s your time to shine!
This party is off the hoof!
Stop that nonsense and pull youself together.
That’s a whole lotta hogwash!
Pork-give me, I didn’t mean to offend you.
We make a pork-fect pair!

Bacon Quotes & One Liners

Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip?
Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Bacon pancakes, makin’ bacon pancakes… ~Jake the Dog
I’m not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it’s incredibly delicious. ~Gwyneth Paltrow
It’s a proven fact that all plans involving bacon have a 90 percent better chance of working out. ~Jeff Gunhus
Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. ~Jasper Fforde
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. ~Doug Larson
The world is split into two halves: the bacon, and the bacon eaters. ~Nick Offerman
Bacon’s the best. Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause. ~Jim Gaffigan
Bacon is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~Benjamin Franklin

Bacon Jokes

Now, why did the bacon break up with the eggs? Because their relationship left him feeling scrambled! And what do you call a bacon-wrapped dinosaur? A Jurassic Pork! Yep, bacon can take you back in time and still keep things crispy. Here’s another one: Why did the bacon go to therapy? It was feeling a little too fried out! But don’t worry, bacon always bounces back – after all, it’s the food that’s always bringing home the grease. And if you think you’re bacon your way through life without a little humor, you’re totally missing out! Because nothing gets people laughing faster than some sizzling bacon puns and jokes.

And finally, what did the bacon say when it won an award? “I’m really on a roll!” So if you ever feel like things are getting too serious, just throw some bacon into the mix – both the food and the jokes – and everything will start looking a little crispier and a whole lot funnier. Not to mention yummier!

Q: Why did the pig sizzle?
A: He felt like bacon.

Q: Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu?
A: Kevin Bacon.

Q: What’s bacon’s favorite movie?
A: Grease.

Q: Why did the bacon break up with the frying pan?
A: It was tired of getting burned!

Q: What do pigs say when they fall in love?
A: “Don’t go bacon my heart!”

Q: Why did the bacon laugh?
A: It found something really a-pork-able!

Q: How do pigs write love letters?
A: With lots of bacon kisses and ham-drawn hearts!

Q: What’s bacon’s favorite type of movie?
A: A sizzler!

Q: Why was the bacon so bad at telling stories?
A: It always left people fried and confused!

Q: What did the bacon say to the egg at breakfast?
A: “You crack me up!”

Q: What did bacon say to tomato?
A: Lettuce get together.

Q: Why didn’t the drunk Mexican drug-lord find the Bacon Tree?
A: Because he walked into a Ham Bush!

Q: Why do pigs go to New York City?
A: To see the Big Apple.

Q: What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors?
A: History in the bacon.

Q: How do pigs get around?
A: In pig-up trucks.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
A: Bacon and Legs.

Q: What do you call bacon and eggs that run away?
A: Bacon and Legs.

Q: Why is it called Canadian bacon?
A: Because they’re really sorry it’s not real bacon.

Q: Anyone ever try Canadian Bacon?
A: I hear it’s the nicest bacon around.

Q: What would happen if pigs could fly?
A: The price of bacon would go skyrocket.

Q: The difference between France’s bacon and Frances Bacon?
A: One comes from belly pork, the other from the belle epoque.

Q: What do you call a Scottish piece of bacon?
A: Ham-ish.

Q: What do you get if you play tug-of-war with bacon?
A: Pulled Pork.

Q: What tree does bacon grow on?
A: Pork-u-pine

Q: What did the boy bacon say to the girl bacon?
A: Girl, you’re bacon my heart melt.

Q: What are they warned to watch out for?
A: Pigpockets.

Q: What do you call a pig thats wrong?
A: Mistaken bacon.

Q: What did yogurt say to bacon?
A: You uncultured swine.

Q: Why was the meat packer arrested?
A: For bringing home the bacon.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?
A: The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.

Q: Why did the pig kill the farmer?
A: To save his own bacon.

Q: What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur?
A: Jurrasic Pork.

Q: What’s the name of the movie about Bacon?
A: Hamlet.

Q: What’s the name of the movie about Bacon?
A: Frankenswine.

Q: Did you hear about the bacon tree attacking us?
A: It was a hambush.

Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?
A: I’m bacon!

Q: Why didn’t anyone want to play ball with the pig?
A: Because he always hogs the ball!

Q: Why don’t pigs ever play hide and seek?
A: Because good luck hiding when you’re bacon!

Q: What’s a pig’s favorite way to meditate?
A: Ham-mmmm!

Q: Why did the farmer have a pig follow him home?
A: He wanted to bring home the bacon!

Q: How do pigs throw a party?
A: They go hog wild!

Q: What’s a bacon lover’s favorite holiday?
A: Pork-toberfest!

Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!

Q: What do you call a pig that has no legs?
A: A groundhog.

Q: What is a pig’s favorite song?
A: Don’t Go Bacon My Heart.

Q: What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
A: They love Hoggin Daz.

Q: What kind of stories do pigs tell their children?
A: Pig Tales from the Farm.

Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: He’s a pork chop.

Q: Why in the world did the girl pig break up with the boy pig?
A: Because he turned out to be a real boar.

Q: What do you call a pig thief?
A: A hamburgler.

Q: Why was the piglet consistently whining?
A: He was boared out of his mind.

Q: What do you call a finished puzzle of bacon and pancakes?
A: A complete breakfast.

Q: What is a pig’s most used body part?
A: The hamstring.

Q: What did you name your pig?
A: Chris P. Bacon.

Q: Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth ?
A: It’s meteor.

Q: What do you call bacon with salt on it?
A: Salt and Peppa.

Q: What did bacon say to tomato?
A: Lettuce get together.

Q: What is a pig’s favorite singer?
A: BA’kon.

Q: Did you you hear about the naked pig?
A: He was streaky bacon.

In conclusion, bacon puns are the crisp little nuggets of humor that satisfy just like a well-cooked slice of bacon. Whether they’re silly, cheesy, or a bit hammy, these puns always hit the spot, delivering a tasty combination of wordplay and laughter. And then once you start, you just can’t stop! They’re greasily addictive and leave you wanting more, just like yummy bacon.
From “classy ham” to jokes that’ll make you squeal, they prove that bacon truly makes everything better – even comedy. “Why don’t pigs ever tell secrets? Because bacon will squeal,” these tasty funnies never disappoint. The next time you’re in need of a smile, just remember: bacon puns are always the right choice for a greasy, hearty laugh. They’ll leave your funny bone sizzling and your spirits fried to perfection!