Let’s face it, baboons might not be the first animal that comes to mind when you think of a stand-up comedian, but after reading this post, you’ll be convinced they should have their own Netflix special. Baboons are known for their sharp wit, funky hairdos, and the ability to strike fear into the hearts of innocent safari-goers, but did you know they’re also the kings (and queens) of pun-tastic humor? That’s right! Whether you’re swinging from the trees or just monkeying around on the internet, baboon puns are here to make your day a little brighter – and a whole lot funnier.

Baboons may not have opposable thumbs, but these cheeky primates sure know how to give you a hand… in the laughter department. From baboon butt jokes (we had to) to clever word gymnastics, these hairy comedians have mastered the art of the pun. And honestly, if you think you can out-pun a baboon, you’re just kidding yourself – because they’re always ape-solutely crushing it. So sit back, grab a banana, and prepare for a wild ride through the jungle of baboon puns and jokes because we’re about to dive into some baboon puns that will make you go absolutely bananas!

Baboon Puns

• Hot air baboon – How environmentally conscious baboon travel.
• Hot air baboon – A baboon that talks and brags a lot.
• Hot air baboon – A baboon that farts a lot.
• Bada-baboon – What the drummer plays after a baboon joke.
• Babe-boon – Hot looking baboon
• Babe-boon – Baby baboon.
• Baboob – Stupid baboon
• Babfoon – Silly baboon
• Baaaa-boon – A Baboon sounding like a sheep.
• Ba-boom – Ape in a mine field.
• Baboonicorn – Mystical monkey with horn on its head
• Bad-boon – Naughty baboon
• Boba-boon – Pearl bubble milk drink that monkeys love to drink
• Butt-boon – Monkey with a big behind.
• Blab-boon – Baboon who cannot stop talking
• Blah-boon – Some more baboons who cannot stop talking.
• Blub-boon – Underwater ape.
• Blub-boom! – Underwater ape farting.
• Bab-bloon – Ape balloon.
• Bob-boon – Ape named Robert.
• Blob-boon – Overweight ape.
• Blur-boon – Baboon who forgot to wear his glasses.
• Brrr-boon – Shivering baboon.
• Burp-boon – Baboon after eating 50 bananas.
• Barf-boon – Baboon after eating 51 bananas.
• Bra-boon – Ape wearing a bra.
• Brat-boon – Spoilt ape.
• Bray-boon – Loud ape sounding like a donkey.
• Bab-booo-nnn – Ghost baboon.
• Bab-book – What a smart baboon reads.
• Bab-boob – Stupid ape.
• Baaa-boon – Baboon who speaks sheep.
• Bark-boon – Baboon who speaks dog.
• Bahh-boon – Disgusted ape.
• Baaam-boon – Ape banging his head on a table.
• Barb-boon – Irritable ape.
• Bard-boon – Shakepeare-quoting ape.
• Bat-boon – Ape hanging upside down in a cave.
• Bach-boon – Classical music loving ape.
• Back-boon – Not a front-boon.

Baboon Related Puns

Now that we’ve swung into the world of baboon humor, it’s time to get serious – seriously funny, that is. While they may not be the most elegant creatures in the jungle, you’ve got to admit they have a certain cheeky charm. Baboons don’t monkey around when it comes to cracking wise – unless, of course, there’s a banana involved, because then it’s just a-peel-ing.
And if one baboon tells another a really bad joke, don’t worry – they’ve got thick skin. And remember, if you ever see a baboon in a tree, don’t be alarmed, it’s probably just branching out into stand-up comedy.

Honestly, these guys have more puns up their sleeves than fur (if they wore sleeves, that is). So, whether they’re swinging through the jungle or just sitting around pundering the meaning of life, one thing’s for sure: baboons know how to keep things light and pun-derful. They may look like they’re babble-ooning to themselves, but they’re actually practicing their next great baboon pun or joke. Let’s keep the laughs rolling – because we’re only halfway through the jungle of giggles!

• Mon-key – What an ape uses to unlock doors.
• Monk-ey – Bald ape in a temple.
• Mono-key – Opposite of stereo-key.
• Money-key – Rich monkey.
• Chim-pants-zee – A stylish monkey that wears shorts.
• Shrimp-panzee – Could this be the sea monkey?
• Shrink-panzee – What happens after monkey spins in the dryer.
• Chill-panzee – Cool monkey.
• Capuchin-o – Monkeys favorite coffee.
• Ape-x – The top of an ape’s head.
• Ape-ril – The 4th month in a monkey’s calendar.
• Ape-robics – Monkey’s favorite cardio.
• Ape-roplane – How monkey’s like to travel.
• Ape-ple – Monkey’s favorite fruit.
• Ape-vocado – Monkey’s favorite fruit.
• Ape-ricots – Another monkey’s favorite fruit.
• Ape-pathy – Monkey who doesn’t feel.
• Ape-pology – Monkey saying sorry.
• Phone apes – Little software programs in a monkey’s cellphone.
• Monkey see, monkey do – Ape copycats.
• Grease monkey – A slippery monkey.
• Fish and chimps – Favorite food of English apes.
  
• Chimp-ion – Winning monkey.
• Chimp-pansy – Scardy cat monkey.
• Chimp-skate – Monkey who doesn’t spend money.
• Chimp off the old block – Monkey that looks like his dad.
• Baboons are ape-solutely cool!
• Don’t gibbon me that sass.
• Mr. Monkey always wanted to ride a hot air baboon.
• Make sure to wear an ape-ron when you’re cooking.
• Monkeys are c-ape-able of some really stupid stuff.
• Monkeys really love fairy tails.
• A tell-tail sign.
• After breaking up with his girlfriend, the monkey joined the fureign legion.
• Monkeys really go bananas for puns!

Baboon Jokes

You know, baboons aren’t just pun masters – they’ve also got a knack for telling some seriously wild jokes. I mean, why did the baboon bring a ladder to the jungle? Because it heard the bananas were highly recommended! And don’t even get me started on their itchy fingers – and thumbs! What did the baboon say after stealing a banana? “I couldn’t resist—it was just too a-peel-ing!”

Let’s not forget baboons are family-oriented, which explains why their jokes are always relative – literally. “How do baboons locate their spouses from across the jungle?” you ask. Easy! With micro-chimps! Sure, sometimes they go a bit bananas, but hey, who doesn’t?

And if you ever challenge a baboon to a joke-off, beware. They may look harmless, but these guys are pros. Their punchlines hit harder than a coconut falling from a tree. So next time you’re feeling down, just remember: somewhere out there, when you hear a Ba-Boom!, it’s a baboon cracking up its friends, all while swinging from vine to vine.

Q: What do you call a monkey who can’t keep a secret?
A: A blab-boon.

Q: Where do monkeys go to get new tails?
A: The retail store.

Q: What’s furry and dangerous and lives in a tree?
A: A monkey with a machine gun.

Q: What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear ?
A: Anything, it can’t hear you.

Q: What do you call monkeys who share an Amazon account?
A: Prime mates.

Q: Why did the ape like the banana?
A: Because it had appeal!

Q: What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
A: A babooooom!

Q: Where does a baby monkey sleep?
A: In an apricot.

Q: Why did the monkey put a net over its head?
A: It wanted to catch its breath.

Q: What does a banana do when it sees a monkey?
A: The banana splits.

Q: What do you call a monkey that loves chips?
A: A chipmunk.

Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite type of music?
A: Swing!

Q: What do you call a monkey who loves Doritos?
A: Nacho average ape!

Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
A: A mon-key.

Q: What do you call a monkey caught in a knot?
A: An orangutangle.

Q: How do you catch a monkey?
A: Climb a tree and act like a banana.

Q: Where do monkeys go to get a drink?
A: The monkey bars.

Q: What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
A: A chipmunk.

Q: When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A: During ape-ril showers.

Q: What do you call a bald monkey in a temple?
A: Monk-ey

Q: How do u get a one-armed monkey down from a coconut tree?
A: You wave at him.

Q: What did the banana say to the monkey?
A: Nothing, bananas don’t talk.

Q: Why the monkey put a steak on his head?
A: He thought he was a grilla.

Q: Why did the thieves kidnap the monkey?
A: Because they believed in gibbon take.

Q: What is an orangutan’s favorite cookie?
A: Chocolate chimp!

Q : What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
A : Anything you want, he can’t hear you.

Q: What’s white and swings through the trees?
A: A meranguetan!

Q: What underwear to monkeys wear?
A: Chimpanties.

Q: What do you call a monkey who can’t keep a secret?
A: A blab-boon.

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers!

Q: What sort of monkeys feel unwell?
A: Gor-ill-as!

Q: Why shouldn’t you get into a fight with a monkey?
A: They use gorilla warfare.

Q: What’s invisible and smells like bananas?
A: Monkey farts.

Q: What kind of monkey is the best to hang out with?
A: A funkey!

Q: What happens when monkeys lie out in the sun?
A: They get an orangu-tan!

Q: Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs around.

Q: What’s a monkey’s favourite game?
A: Hangman.

Q: What is an monkey’s favorite cookie?
A: Chocolate chimp cookies !

Q: What is a monkey’s favourite dance move?
A: The banana split.

Q: What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school?
A: The ape b c’s.

Q: What did the banana say to the monkey?
A: Nothing, bananas don’t talk.

Q: How do monkeys loosen their bolts?
A: With a monkey wrench.

Q: What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A: Baboom!

Q: What does a monkey wear while cooking?
A: An ape-ron.

Q: What was the monkey wizard’s name?
A: Hairy Potter

Q: Why did the monkey take its banana to the doctors?
A: It wasn’t peeling good.

Q: What do english monkeys like to drink?
A: Chimpan-tea.

Q: What do you call a failed monkey country?
A: A banana republic.

Q: What happens when you double cross a monkey?
A: They go bananas.

Q: Where do monkeys hear their gossip?
A: Through the ape-vine.

Q: What do you call a crowd of monkeys?
A: An Orangatangle.

Q: How do monkeys get down the stairs?
A: They slide down the banana-ster.

Q: Why did the monkey see the doctor?
A: He had a belly ape.

Q: What do you call a sunburnt monkey?
A: An orange-utan.

Q: What do you call a large sick ape?
A: Gor-ILL-a

Q: What do monkeys do to have a good time?
A: The tell human jokes.

Q: What kind of music do monkeys like?
A: Fun-key music.

Q: How do you catch a monkey?
A: Climb a tree and act like a banana.

Q: What is a monkey’s favorite flower?
A: A chimpansy.

Q: What do you call a monkey flying in the sky?
A: A hot air baboon!

Q: What do you call a monkey at the south pole?
A: Lost!

Q: Where do large monkeys go for fast food?
A: Burger Kong.

Q: What type of monkey is best to hang out with?
A: Funkey.

• Today I learnt that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

In the end, baboon humor is like swinging through the jungle – it’s wild, unpredictable, and guaranteed to leave you in stitches. Whether it’s their love for cheeky wordplay, their goofy antics, or their knack for making anything bananas-related hair-larious, these furry comedians know how to keep the laughs rolling. Baboons may not be stand-up comics, but they sure know how to monkey around with our funny bones. So next time you need a giggle, just remember: somewhere, a baboon is probably out there, cracking up his baboon bros, one ape-solutely golden punchline at a time!