Whale, whale, whale…what have we here…. why a page of whale-ly funny whale puns!!!

Whale Related Puns

• Whale, whale, whale, what have we here?!
• Are you feeling whale?
• Don’t call us, whale call you!
• I have to swim now… whale catch up soon.
  
• Whale you be my Valentine?
• Where there’s a whale, there’s a way..
• I whale-ly think whale puns are whale-ly funny… don’t you?
• Whales are whale-ly big!
  
• Whale-come to the punny world so whale puns!
• You’re whale-come!
• Whales that come from Whales (Wales) have a Whale-sh (Welsh) accent!
  
• We should be concerned about the whale-fare of ocean life.
• The ocean is a whale-spring (welspring) of joy and happiness!
• “Been a whale (while) since we swam over to the Atlantic” said Mr. Whale…
• That cunning whale has a really whaley (wiley) nature!
• He was whale-ing with sadness!
• Whales thrive in the whale-derness.
• The sight of so many whales was just over-whale-ming!
• Sometimes, life is over-whale-ming!
  
• Anu-whale (Annual)
• Gradu-whale (Gradual)
• Du-whale (Dual)
• Usu-whale (Usual)
• Virtu-whale (Virtual)
• Sexu-whale (Sexual)
• Fue-whale (Fuel)
• Due-whale (Duel)
• Crue-whale (Cruel)
• Whales singing their songs are like music from an Orca-stra!
• Whales with toothy problems go to an Orca-dontist. (Orthodontist)
  
• Fish cry, Whales blubber!
• The shark asked the whale what he was blubbering about!
  
• The saddest creature in the ocean must be the blue whale.
• Mommy whale kept telling Wally to stop chewing blubber gum.
  
• The whale was arrested because his alibi seemed a little fishy.
• Whales whale-ly love to tell fishy stories!
  
• Don’t krill my vibe!
• You’re krillin me!
  
• The only whales that don’t swim are pilot whales!
• Barbers united in a charity event recently to help shave the whales.

 

 

Whale Quotes & Punny One Liners

• However big and strong the whale may be, a tiny harpoon can still rob it of its life.
• Whales don’t sing because they have an answer, they sing because they have a song!
• Advice from a whale : Make a splash. Move with grace and beauty. Keep a song in your heart. Remember to come up for air. And NO blubbering!

 

Whale Jokes

Q: What do you do with a blue whale?
A: Cheer it up.

Q: What’s a whale’s favorite movie?
A: The Humpback of Notre Dame.

Q: How do did the octupus make the whale laugh?
A: With ten-tickles.

Q: Where do women whales keep their money?
A: In an octo-purse.

Q: What do you call a whale from Notre Dame?
A: A hunchback whale.

Q: What was Orca’s favorite game show?
A: Whale of Fortune.

Q: Who operates on injured whales?
A: Sturgeons.

Q: What time is it when a whale jumps into your boat?
A: Time to get a new boat.

Q: Where do whales sleep at night?
A: In water beds.

Q: What do you call a whale in kindergarten?
A: A little squirt.

Q: What do whales need to stay healthy?
A: Vitamin Sea.

Q: Why was the whale so sad?
A: It was a Blue whale.

Q: What kind of candy do whales like?
A: Blubber gum.

Q: Which type of whale can fly?
A: Pilot whales.

Q: If whales lived on land, which country would they live in?
A: Finland.

Q: Why did the two whales get married?
A: They were head over fins in love.

Q: Do whales ever do things by accident?
A: No, they do everything on porpoise.

Q: Why do whales sing?
A: Because they can’t talk.

Q: Why don’t whales do well on their report cards?
A: Because they work below C-Level.

Q: How do you make a whale float?
A: Combine root beer, ice cream and a whale.

Q: What did the mommy whale do when her son stayed out too late?
A: She flipped.

Q: What birthday party game do whales like to play?
A: Salmon Says.

Q: How did the whale get to the hospital?
A: In a big clam-bulance.

Q: Why did the whale cross the ocean?
A: To get to the other tide.

Q: How do you make a fish laugh?
A: Tell it a whale of a tale.

Q: How does a pod of whales make a decision?
A: They Flipper coin.

 

 

Q: What’s the biggest sea animal from Scotland?
A: Wales.

Q: Why aren’t whales afraid of pirates?
A: They like being made to walk the plankton.

Q: Why did the whale call a detective?
A: He saw something that looked fishy…

Q: What is the Orcas favorite music to listen too and watch!?
A: ORCA-STRAS!

Q: Knock knock – Whos there!? Whale! Whale Who?!
A: Whale you please open the door?

Q: Why did the whale cross the street?!
A: Because the Dolphins and minnows were on THAT side!

Q: why do whales and Dolphins like salt water!?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Q: How many whales does it take to screw in a light bulb!?
A: I don’t know, but if you find out let minnow!

Q: What is black and white and red all over!?
A: A sunburned killer whale!

Q: What do you call a whale in a phone booth!?
A: STUCK!

Q: What do whales like to eat!?
A: Fish and SHIPS !

Q: what do you call a whale wearing earphones!?
A: Whatever you want, he cant hear you!