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Hiya, sweetie! Are you ready for a positively nutty list of puns and jokes? Because today’s collection of funnies is all about nougat! Crunchy, chewy, soft, chocolate covered, or nutty – we’ve got puns for ’em all.

Most people have heard the word “nougat”, it’s in some of the most popular candy bars, but most are often shocked when they find out that nougat is made from mostly eggs and sugar! It’s basically in the same sweet family of marshmallows and meringues.

The word “nougat” comes from two languages. In Latin, “panis nucatus” which means “nut bread” is where it began. It then became “pan nogat” in an old European dialect called Occitan. From that, we’ve got nougat!

Before let’s dive into some nougaty puns and jokes. As we unbox the puns, get ready for a sweet time. Whether you’re looking to crack someone up with a nutty joke or leave them wrapped in laughter, this sticky situation is bound to be a treat. You could even say we’re on a nougat roll! Let’s not sugarcoat it – these puns are going to be deliciously entertaining!

Nougat Puns

Nou-gato – Spanish feline candy.
Nou-cat – Just plain feline candy.
Mew-gat – Still feline candy.
New-gat – Brand new candy!
Nou-gat – Candy pistols (A ‘gat’ is a type of revolver/pistol).
Newt-gat – If you cross a salamander with some candy and nuts.
Nude-gat – A naked nougat bar.
N-EW-gat – Disgusting candy.
N-ewe-gat – A female sheep’s favourite candy.
News-gat – Candy that tells you about world events.
Nug-gat – If a chicken nugget and candy had a baby.
Gnu-gat – An African antelope’s favourite candy.
Moo-gat – A cow’s favourite candy bar filling.
Boo-gat – Spooky nougat.
Poo-gat – Nougat from your butt.
Nou-gate – A type of door for candy houses.
Nou-gateaux – Two sweet treats in one, woohoo!
Nou-gait – A happy, walking candy bar.
Nou-gas – Farty candy.
Got Nougat (to get) You Into My Life by The Beatles.
I Can Gat Nou Satisfaction by The Rolling Stones.

Nougat Related Puns

Nougat is the treat that keeps on giving – just like puns! Did you hear about the nougat who opened a bakery? It was a chewy success! People couldn’t resist its nutty flavors and fluffy charm. Whenever someone asked if they wanted dessert, it would reply, “I’m always up for a little nou-gathering!”

In the world of candy, nougat is truly the softie heart of the bunch, always willing to lend a sticky hand. It’s the perfect partner for those sticky moments, just like that one friend who brings candy to every chews-day.

And when it comes to celebrations, nothing says “let’s party” like a nougat-filled piñata! Just beware of the sweet surprises that may come raining down. So, whether you’re enjoying a nougat bar or cracking jokes, remember to keep it light and nutty – because life is just too chewy” to take seriously!

Nut Puns

Pea-nut – Crazy pea.
Pee-nut – A peanut having a tinkle.
Affectio-nut – A cuddly peanut.
Astro-nut – A cashew floating in space.
Bee-nut – A busy, buzzy, peanut.
Coco-nut – An almond on a tropical vacation.
Do-nut – Nuts with a hole in the middle.
Fortu-nut – Lucky nut.
Cashoo! – When nuts sneeze.
Cash-EW – A disgusted nut.
Pik-cashew – Every nut’s favourite Pokémon.
Pecan-chu – Another nutty Pokémon.
Pe-Kant – A philosophical nut.
Pain Nut – Pine nut feeling hurt.
Pine-nut – Pinenut missing his gal.
Pine-o Palladino – Every nut’s favourite bassist.
Be kind and compassio-nut.
You attract me like a mag-nut.

Chocolate Puns

Hot croc-olate – A reptiles favourite pick-me-up treat on a cold day.
Choco-late – Chocolate not on time.
Choco-lotl – If chocolate and an axolotl had a baby.
Choco-a-lotl – If chocolate and axolotl had a LOT of babies.
Choco-little– A little chocolate.
Choc-o-lot– A lot of chocolate.
Choco-late– Chronically late candy.
Ferrero Roach-hair– It’s not hazelnuts that add the crunch to this candy.
Snickers – Nutty candy bars that laugh mischievously.
S-knickers – Chocolate underwear.
That room is choc full of fun!
Wake me up before you cocoa.
You look hot, chocolate!

Candy Puns

Aww, you’re such a sweet tart.
I love warm comfy sweet-ters. (sweaters)
I’ve got a few twix up my sleeve.
Magic twix.
Eminem (M&M).
I’m a sucker for you…
You wanna piece of me?! (Reese’s Pieces)
Meteor sours. (shower)
Smarties pants.
They’ll mallow out as they get older.
Don’t be so mallowdramatic.
All the candy canes were in mint condition.
The periodic table of ele-mints.
Oh fudge.
Gummy a big hug!
You’re an absolute life saver!

Nougat Jokes

Why did the nougat get invited to every party? Because it always knew how to keep things sweet! People say nougat is the life of the candy aisle, and you can always count on it to stick around for a good time. Did you hear about the nougat that went to therapy? It was struggling with some chewy emotions that just cannot get unstuck, but the counselor said, “Don’t worry; you’ll get through this one bite at a time!”

And what do you call a nougat that tells jokes? A pun-gat! It’s always cracking people up with its nutty sense of humor. When asked about its secret to happiness, nougat simply replied, “I just keep it fluffy and sweet!” So the next time you’re feeling down, remember that a little nougat humor can go a long way – it might just make your day a bit chewier and a lot more fun! So chews nougat puns and jokes to make your day sweeter and more fun!

Q: What’s DJ Khalid’s favorite kind of nougat?
A: A nutter one.

Q: If you have 13 nougat bars and John eats 9, what does John have?
A: Probably type 2 diabetes.

Q: Where do chocolate, peanuts and nougat like to meet?
A: The Candy Bar!

Q: What happens when you eat a train made of nougat?
A: Chew chew.

The sum of 1 caramel, 1 peanut, 1 almond nougat, and 1 white fudge is Zero candy bars.
My pet snake requests hiss little chocolate-nougat treats by name. Snick-snacks.
I got told a joke about nougat in some chocolate. It wasn’t that funny so I just snickered.
I remember when you could walk into a store with a quarter and walk out with a can of coke and small bag of fancy nougat. Nowadays they have cameras everywhere.
Nougat, caramel, and chocolate came together in a big bang! That’s how a Milky Way was formed.
Early one morning a fat kid was sitting in an airport terminal eating a giant size candy bar. An older man strolled by and saw the boy.
He stopped abruptly and asked “Hey kid, do you think it’s a good idea to be eating a giant bar of nougat for breakfast?”

The boy replied “I don’t know, but my grandpappy lived to be 102 years old.”
The old man said “I’m sure he did, but he didn’t eat that much candy for breakfast, did he?”

The boy shook his head “Nope. he just minded his own business.”

As we wrap up our journey through the whimsical world of nougat puns and jokes, remember this sweet nugget of wisdom: life is like nougat – full of surprises and a little sticky at times! Whether it’s a chocolate-coated bar or a soft, nutty delight, nougat knows how to stick to your heart. So, the next time someone asks for a sweet treat, you can say, “Nou-gah, you can’t go wrong with this!” Keep spreading the laughter, and remember, the best things in life are always a little chewy and filled with good vibes. Now nougat-ta go out there and enjoy some nougat fun!