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Welcome to the planet of puns, where the humor is out of this world! If you’re ready to orbit around some stellar wordplay, you’re in the right galaxy. We’ve got puns that are Mercurial, jokes that will leave you Venusly in stitches, and punchlines that are simply Saturn-tastic!

But first, here’s a cosmic nugget: Did you know that Jupiter is so large it could fit all the other planets inside it – and still have room for more puns? It’s like the dad joke of planets – huge, unavoidable, and always around at the dinner table. So, whether you’re feeling down-to-Earth or you’re aiming for the stars, we’re here to launch you into a pun-stronomical voyage.

From Uranus-believable quips to Neptune-you-heard-it-before jokes, we promise you won’t space out. Now, hold onto your helmets, because things are about to get planetary! Get ready to rock-et with laughter as we take a spin around the sun – because in the world of planet puns, every orbit has a punchline waiting to land!

Planet Puns

I’ve got planet-y of puns up my sleeve.
Do you have a plan-et for this weekend?
I plan-et everything ahead of time.
I just got an intra-venus injection.
You’re an absolute venus. (genius)
Know your w-earth (worth).
That meal was so w-earth (worth) every penny.
Happy b-earth-day!
H-earth – blue planet in front of the fireplace.
Actually, if you don’t know what a “hearth” is – click here.
Lend you a listening ear-th.
You Mars be joking.
Mars-upials are my favorite animals.
I love mars-ipan on cake.
I just bought a Mars-zda.
Ketchup and Mars-tard.
What is the Mars-ty smell coming from your closet?
Jack of all trades, Mars-ter of none.
You have to mars-ter all of your courage, little one…
Jupiter (you better) be nice to the others!
Jew-piter – A planet that celebrates Hanukkah.
The little girl Saturn (sat on) the stool.
Saturn-day is my favorite day of the week.
Time to Sa-turn things around.
Sa-turn that frown, upside down.
Uranus – The pun that all 12 year olds love to use.
Uranus – where poop comes out.
We have a pluto-nic relationship.
From head to plu-toe

Planet Related Puns

Planet puns are out of this world – literally! They’re so far-out, even Pluto feels included (don’t worry, little guy, you’ll always be a planet in our hearts). Whether you’re Mercury-ing around for a quick joke or trying to stay grounded with something more Earth-y, planet puns will have you orbiting in laughter. Need a chuckle? Just Saturn your attention to these quips! And if you’re ever feeling like you’re on the dark side of the moon, let these puns be your shining light. After all, it’s all about having a blast – so buckle up and prepare to rocket through some space-tacular humor. Just be careful, these jokes can be Jupiterly huge and hard to miss!

Like father, like Sun.
Sun-dae funday!
You’re my sol-mate.
You brighten my day.
You light up my world.
You make my world go round.
Burn, baby burn.
You look so hot!
Hot stuff.
She has an old sol-ar (soul).
I love sol-ar (soul) music.
You’re the star of the show.
He was really star-castic.
She was really sun-sitive.
She was sun-thing special.
Summer is the sea-sun of Sun.
I’d be in the dark without you.

I love you to the moon and back.
Once in a blue moon.
It’s just a phase.
You’re my world.
Put a ring on it.
She d-asteroid my faith in humanity.
Comet me, bro…
I like planet puns, it’s a nice change of s-pace.
You’re space-cial.
You’re outta this world.

Planet Jokes

Planet jokes are truly out of this atmosphere! They’ll leave you laughing so hard, you’ll be seeing stars. Whether it’s a joke about Saturn’s rings (“she’s always engaged“) or a zinger about Neptune being too cool for school (it’s literally the coldest planet!), there’s no shortage of cosmic comedy. And let’s not go near Uranus (see what I did there?) – that planet has been the butt of jokes for centuries! It’s practically a comedy legend. If you’re looking for laughs, planet jokes have all the space you need to have a good time. Feeling down-to-Earth? We’ve got jokes for that too. Need something more far out? No problem, we’ll take you light-years away with some interstellar humor. Just be warned – these jokes are astronomical, and once you start, there’s no meteor-ing how hard you’ll laugh!

Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet.

Q: Why did they name the planet Saturn so?
A: It had a nice ring to it.

Q: What planet is next to Uranus?
A: Poopiter.

Q: Where can you read about planets exploding?
A: In the orbituaries.

Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books.

Q: Do you know what’s smaller than a planet?
A: The planet’s sun.

Q: What type of songs do planets sing?
A: Nep-Tunes.

Q: What is an alien’s favourite chocolate?
A: A Mars bar.

Q: Why does the Sun go to school?
A: To get brighter!

Q: Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
A: Because it’s a little meteor.

Q: Where would an astronaut park his spaceship?
A: Beside a parking meteor.

Q: What is a planet’s favorite day of the week?
A: Saturn-day.

Q: Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
A: It has a ring!

Q: How did the Earth call his offspring?
A: Hey Sun.

Q: What is a star’s favorite day?
A: Sunday.

Q: Why couldn’t the moon eat anymore?
A: It was a full moon.

Q: How does a moon cut his hair?
A: Eclipse it.

Q: Why don’t people like going to the moon?
A: It has no atmosphere.

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
A: To find Pluto.

Q: Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
A: The space bar.

Q: Why did the astronaut break up with her boyfriend?
A: Because she needed some space.

Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
A: Because it already had a million degrees!

Q: What was the first animal in space?
A: The cow that jumped over the moon.

Q: What do you call a tick on the moon?
A: A luna-tick.

Q: How does our solar system hold up its pants?
A: With an asteroid belt.

Q: What do you call a lazy man in space?
A: A procrastonaut.

Q: What dance do all astronauts know?
A: The moonwalk.

Q: How do you know when the moon is going broke?
A: When it’s down to its last quarter.

Q: How did the alien break its phone?
A: He Saturn it.

Q: Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
A: Because it was full!

Q: Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing championship?
A: He was taking asteroids.

The Earth rotating makes my day.

As we end our orbiting pun-filled journey, we hope these planet jokes didn’t leave you feeling too spaced out! From Mercury-quick quips to Saturn your mood around with laughter, we’ve had a cosmic blast. Whether you’re over the moon or just looking for a few laughs to keep your day grounded, remember – there’s always space for more puns in this universe. So, until next time, keep your humor in orbit, your jokes on point, and never let your laughter eclipse! It’s been a truly stellar ride!