The moon has always been a source of fascination, romance, and mystery. It’s pulled at the tides, inspired poems, and even caused some werewolf transformations (so they say!). But aside from all that wonder, there’s one more thing the moon does really well – it’s a great subject for puns and jokes. So, let’s launch into orbit and explore the lighter side of the moon. After all, with the moon hanging around for billions of years, it’s about time we got serious about being silly with it!

Before we get lost in the lunar lunacy, here’s an amusing fact about our favorite celestial body: Did you know that the moon is actually drifting away from Earth at a rate of about 1.5 inches per year? That’s right, the moon is slowly moonwalking away from us, which is both scientifically fascinating and a pun lover’s dream come true. It’s safe to say the moon has got its groove on! Now, hold onto your space helmets – let’s take-off out into the world of moon puns.

Moon Puns

• I love you to the moon and back.
• Once in a blue moon.
• I’m over the moon for you!
• See you moon.
• You moon (mean) a lot to me.
• Wait a moon-ite (minute)
• That was a tre-moon-dous effort.
• Space puns are a-moon-sing.
• Don’t try to moon-ipulate people.
• Use your i-moon-gination.
• Don’t be so moon-dy.
• The cow jumped over the mooo-n.
• Grow up and be a moon (man).
• What are your com-moon interests.
• When life gives you le-moons…
• Moon-opoly – The best game to play in space.

Moon Related Puns

When it comes to puns, the moon is truly out of this world. Its celestial beauty might leave us starry-eyed, but its pun potential is astronomical! Let’s kick things off with some classic moon puns: Why did the cow go to outer space? Because it wanted to see the moon-agerie! And if you’re looking for something inspiring, you could say the moon is the original light bulb moment – except it’s more of a night light! Here’s another – sometimes, people feel moody, but the moon? It’s full of phases.

The moon’s ability to wax and wane makes it the ideal metaphor for many life events. Got a friend who’s indecisive? You could say they’re like the moon, always changing. Or, if you’ve got big plans, just tell everyone you’re shooting for the moon!

The moon also brings out the fun in celestial romance. Tell your special someone you love them to the moon and back – it’s sweet, and scientifically speaking, that’s quite the distance! Whether it’s moonlighting as a pun magnet or beaming with its glow, the moon has earned its place as the punster’s celestial muse. Okay.. let’s get on with more moon related puns.

• That person was a real lunar-tic.
• Those puns are straight lune-y.
• You rock my world!
• Dust the way to go.
• Dust (just) do it.
• It’s my dust-iny to be the greatest player.
• Don’t be so mo-dust.
• It’s just a phase.
• He wasn’t phased by the challenge.

• The barber eclipse people’s hair.
• My world revolves around you.
• Do you know the gravity of the situation?
• I’m feeling blue.
• The moon is really blue-tiful.
• Know your w-earth (worth).
• That meal was so w-earth (worth) every penny.
• Happy b-earth-day!
• H-earth – blue planet in front of the fireplace.
  Actually, if you don’t know what a “hearth” is – click here.
• Lend you a listening ear-th.
• You brighten my day.
• Look on the bright side.
• You light up my world.
• You make my world go round.
• I’d be in the dark without you.
• I like planet puns, it’s a nice change of s-pace.
• You’re space-cial.
• You’re outta this world.
• You should apollo-gize for your mistakes.
• The duck side of the moon.

Moon Jokes

Now it’s time to take a giant leap into the realm of moon jokes. Moon jokes, like the moon itself, come in phases. Sometimes they’re dry, sometimes they’re shining bright, and sometimes they just leave you with a dark side (of the humor, that is!).

Why did the astronaut break up with the moon? Because it needed space. Or how does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it! Here’s another – What do you call a moon out of orbit? A lunartic. Just for good measure – What does the moon do when it gets bored? It phases out.

These moon jokes are sure to keep you laughing until the next full moon. Plus, they’re so easy to remember, you’ll have a “backup” punchline ready whenever someone starts talking about space. The moon offers endless inspiration for comedic gold. One thing’s for sure: jokes about the moon never fall flat. They’re always rising to the occasion. The next time you gaze up at the night sky, try cracking a moon joke and see if the stars twinkle in response!

Q: How do you organize a moon party?
A: You planet.

Q: Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
A: Because it’s a little meteor.

Q: What kind of books does the moon like to read?
A: Comet-books!

Q: Why is the moon so grumpy?
A: It’s just going through a phase!

Q: What is the moon’s favourite type of music?
A: Rocket and roll!

Q: What holds the moon up?
A: Moon beams!

Q: Why did the moon get a parking ticket?
A: They forgot to pay the parking meteor!

Q: How often is it that you get to see a lunar eclipse?
A: Only once in a blue moon!

Q: What is the first day of the week called in outer space?
A: Moon-day!

Q: Where does the moon go to get their qualifications?
A: Moon-iversity!

Q: What’s the best drink they make in space?
A: Le-moon-ade!

Q: What is the moon’s favorite cartoon?
A: Lunar-toons.

Q: What does the moon like to have on it’s toast?
A: Space Jam!

Q: How would the moon get their baby moon to sleep?
A: They rocket!

Q: Why couldn’t the moon eat anymore?
A: It was a full moon.

Q: How does a moon cut his hair?
A: Eclipse it.

Q: Why don’t people like going to the moon?
A: It has no atmosphere.

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
A: To find Pluto.

Q: Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
A: The space bar.

Q: Why did the astronaut break up with her boyfriend?
A: Because she needed some space.

Q: What was the first animal in space?
A: The cow that jumped over the moon.

Q: What do you call a tick on the moon?
A: A luna-tick.

Q: What do you call a moon out of orbit?
A: A lunar-tic.

Q: What do you call a lazy man in space?
A: A procrastronaut.

Q: What dance do all astronauts know?
A: The moonwalk.

Q: How does the moon cut it’s hair?
A: Eclipse it.

Q: Did you see the full moon last night?
A: It was totally lit!

Q: What do you call a crazy moon?
A: Lunacy.

Q: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
A: It has lots of space.

Q: Why is he moon always hungry?
A: It is almost never full.

Q: What is as old as the Earth, but new every month?
A: The moon.

Q: What do you use to hold things on the moon?
A: Crate-rs.

Q: What did the grouchy moon say?
A: Just get outer my space!

Q: How did the moon take the news?
A: It wasn’t phased.

Q: How does the moon keep it’s legs so smooth?
A: It waxes!

Q: How do you know when the moon is going broke?
A: When it’s down to its last quarter.

Q: Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
A: Because it was full!

• I was outside, laying down, at night, admiring the stars and the moon. Then it dawned on me.

As we float back down from our lunar journey through puns and jokes, it’s clear that the moon is more than just a glowing rock in the sky – it’s a beacon of humor, lighting the way for pun-lovers and joke-tellers alike. Its beauty might take your breath away, but its pun potential will leave you gasping for air – because you’ll be laughing so hard. And who knows, maybe someday we’ll even come up with a joke so good, it’ll make the moon itself crack a smile (or at least a crater).

So next time you’re feeling down, just remember: the moon is always up there, waiting to lift your spirits with a clever pun or a silly joke. After all, if the moon can handle the weight of the tides, it can certainly carry the weight of a little humor. Keep aiming for the stars, but don’t forget to make a pit stop at the moon for a good laugh!