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Don’t be a jerky and we don’t got beef, cepisce? Just kidding! But if you couldn’t already tell, today’s funnies are all about the salty, smoky, chewy, dried meat we so lovingly call “jerky”!

Fun fact, humans aren’t the only species of living things that make “jerky”. Apparently, animals have their very own version of it too! Some fire ants like to leave their favourite meats to dry, and squirrels like to leave mushrooms out too. Dried meat must be tasty to all palates. Who would’ve thought it, huh? Also, jerky makes great space food! It’s common sense when you think about it – plenty of flavourful protein and salts packed in a treat that takes up less space and lasts long. If only we could know whether aliens have their own kind of jerky. But whatever jerky it is they eat, let’s hope they don’t like human jerky, right?

In the meaty world of jerky puns, every bite is packed with flavor and humor! Jerky is the perfect blend of protein and puns. It’s a snack that takes itself seriously, but we don’t have to! Whether you’re at a barbecue, hiking, or binge-watching your favorite show, jerky is the ultimate companion, keeping your energy high and your laughter even higher. So grab a bag, sit back, and prepare for some rib-tickling, meat-based humor that will have you chuckling in no time. After all, who can resist a good pun when it’s served up with a side of jerky? Get ready to chew on these jokes, because they’re sure to leave you laughing – and maybe craving a snack! Let’s dive into the jerky fun!

Jerky Puns

Jerk-y – Mean meats.
Jer-key – Dried meat that can open locks.
Jer-keys – Dried meat on a piano.
Jerk-E – What comes after jerk-d, before jerk-f.
Jer-kea (Kea)– Jerky made from New Zealand mountain parrots.
Jer-qui – French jerky.
Germ-ky – Dirty dried meats.
Jer’okee – An indigenous American dried meat snack.
New Jerky – A cow’s least favourite place in America.
Thanksgiving Jerky – Dried, chewy, Thanksgiving turkey.
Bee-f Jerky – A honeybee’s favourite dried meat snack.
Keef Jerky – Weed jerky.
Leaf Jerky – A caterpillar’s favourite kind of jerky.
Reef Jerky – A mermaid’s favourite kind of jerky.
Jerky-sh Delight – A savoury version of Turkish Delight, with dried salty meats.
Don’t beef a jerk-y!
A jerky (journey) of a thousand miles begins with one step.
Jerky keeps me feelin’ perky!
I have dried everyday waiting for you.
If at first you don’t succeed, dry again.

Jerky Related Puns

Jerky puns are the ultimate snack for your funny bone! Why did the beef jerky break up with the potato chip? Both of them could get too salty! Or how about this: What did the jerky say to the road trip? “I’m ready to meat some new friends!” And let’s not forget the classic: Why don’t jerky and cheese hang out together? Because they just can’t beef it out! Whether you’re munching on teriyaki or spicy, jerky has a way of tenderizing the mood. Next time you’re at a party, just remember to share the “beef” and not the drama. With jerky, you can always count on a chewlicious time! So, grab a bag and get ready to laugh – after all, who wouldn’t want to beef up their humor while snacking? Enjoy the ride; it’s going to be a bacon good time!

Cured Meat Puns

Salami-nder – Cured meat amphibian.
Salami Dunk – When you dunk salami into a basketball net.
Pepper-oni – Tony Stark’s beloved cured meat.
Paper-oni – Pepperoni made from trees!
Peppe-roni – If peppers and macaroni had babies.
Bae-con – Beloved meats.
Bay-con – Bay leaves on bacon.
Ba-cone – Three dimensional shaped meats.
Pen-cetta – Cured meat you can write with.
Fang-cetta – A vampire’s favourite cured meat.
Baloney – Cured meats that AREN’T made above knee.
Past-rami – Cured meat from the past.
Pasta-mi – Pasta and cured meat!
Ham-ster – Cured rodent meat.
Ham-mer – What a butcher uses to hit nails.
Ham-ony – Musical ham.
Spam Mail – Letters from a can of spam!
Spam Beesly – Every meat’s favourite The Office Character.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
You’re a bacon of hope in troubling times.
Cussing is quite un-bacon-ing of you.
That’s baloney!
Nduja want me, baby?
I ham-ven’t found what I’m looking for.
Whatever ham-ppens, happens.

Cow Puns

Cow-lamity – Disaster involving cows.
Cow-culator – What you use to count cows.
Cow-culus – Math subject cows study in high school.
Moo-ltiplication – Cows favorite math topic.
Cow-lendar – How cows keeps track of the days of the year.
Cow-lories – What you get when you eat too much steak and burgers.
Cownfuse – Cow who is deeply perplexed or bewildered.
Dis-cownt – Reduced price at cow sales.
Psy-cowlogist – One who deals with cow mental issues.
Deja Moo – French cow expression describing a familiar feeling or experience.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never herd me!
Cows have hooves instead of feet because they lack toes!
Don’t get moo-shy on me.
Happy Moo Year!
I was udderly terrified!
It’s a brand moo day!

Jerky Jokes

When it comes to jerky jokes, things can get a bit chewy! Why did the jerky start a band? Because it wanted to go on a beef-tastic tour! Or how about this one: What do you call a cow that tells jokes? A moo-rific comedian! And let’s not forget the age-old classic: Why did the jerky apply for a job? It wanted to bring home the bacon! But beware of the jerky that takes itself too seriously – those jokes can be a bit too dry! Speaking of dry, why did the piece of jerky break up with the pretzel? It found their relationship a little too twisted! So the next time you’re snacking, don’t forget to sprinkle in some jerky jokes. They’re the perfect seasoning for any gathering, leaving everyone in stitches and craving more of that delicious, meaty humor! It’s a tender way to share a laugh!

Q: What happened to the lost beef jerky shipment?
A: Nobody’s herd.

Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A: Beef jerky.

Q: Did you hear about the beef jerky manufacturer who was convicted of fraud?
A: It was a cut and dry case.

Q: What do you call an obese, average-looking ogre eating jerky flavoured yogurt?
A: A mediocre meaty ogre eating meaty yogurt.

Q: Did you know they make venison jerky?
A: For real, doe.

You can’t argue with people who like beef jerky. They are still chewing.
Keep cows well hydrated. Otherwise, they turn into real jerkies.
My decision to buy vegan jerky was a missed steak.
Deformed cows aren’t the best for yielding nice-looking steaks, but they udderwise great for jerky.
McDonald’s tried to create a dried beef jerky version of the McRib, but failed. Hopefully, they learned from their McSteaks.
I saw Han Solo crying while eating some jerky. Later I asked why. He said it was chewy.
Remember the good old days when you can walk into a gas station with $1 and walk out with two bags of chips, beef jerky, and a drink? Nowadays, there’s cameras everywhere.
I was in desperate need for some beef, but I only had jerky. I figured that I could maybe rehydrate it back again. So, I went to the store for some beef broth, but to my dismay…they were all out of stock.
My friend was visiting America for a week, and we got him to try some dried meat jerky.
My Friend: Is this a commonly homemade?
Me: Oh yeah, my friend used to always make this with his dad.
My Friend: How much of his dad is left?!

In conclusion, jerky puns and jokes are the ultimate way to spice up your snack time! Whether you’re cracking up over a meaty one-liner or sharing a chuckle with friends, there’s no denying that these jokes have the power to bring everyone together – just like a good piece of jerky! So next time you reach for that bag, remember: it’s not just a snack; it’s an opportunity for some beef-tastic humor! Keep those laughs coming and let your sense of humor marinate as you munch. So chews to keep your day flavorful – with jerky and jerky puns and jokes!