Hedgehogs are the prickly little comedians of the animal kingdom, and it’s high time we poke some fun at them! Did you know that these adorable creatures can roll into a ball to protect themselves? Talk about a spiky defense mechanism! With their tiny legs and adorable little noses, hedgehogs have a way of making everyone smile, and their quirky antics have inspired a whole universe of puns. Whether they’re rolling through the grass or snuffling about in search of tasty insects, these charming critters remind us that life is better with a little laughter – and a lot of hedgehog humor!
Now, let’s get ready to have a hedge-tastic time as we dive into a world where wordplay meets these fascinating creatures. From hedgehogging the best seats to quill-arious one-liners, we’ll explore the lighter side of these spiky friends. After all, in the world of puns, the best things often come with a side of quirkiness, and hedgehogs are the perfect companions for a pun-filled adventure. So grab your favorite hedgehog plushie, sit back, and get ready to giggle as we uncover the most amusing hedgehog puns out there!
Hedgehog Puns
- C’mon… gimme a hedge-hug then!!!
- You expect me to believe all that hedgehogwash???
- Hedgehogwash – Where a hedgehog goes to get a bath.
- Hedge-Hogwarts – School of hedgehog wizards.
- Hedgehogweed (Hogweed is a coarse weedy plant) – What hippie hedgehogs used to smoke to be happy in the sixties.
- Hedgehoggish – Dirty, Self-indulgent, Gluttonous hedgehog.
- Hedgehogget (A hogget is a sheep younger than a year old that has not had its wool sheared) – When a hedgehog hogs something.
- Hammy hedgehogget the road.
- Hedge-Hogmanay (Hogmanay is what the Scottish call New Year’s Eve) – Scottish hedgehog New Year’s Eve.
- Hedgenog – Hedgehog’s favorite Christmas beverage.
- Hermie the hedghog lives his life on the hedge!
- Hermie seemed on hedge.
Hedgehog Related Puns
Hedgehogs may be small, but their pun potential is absolutely spine-tingling! These little critters are not just adorable; their puns will quill you with giggles! For instance, did you hear about the hedgehog who couldn’t stop making puns? He really took it to a whole new level and became a hedge-star! And when he threw a party, he told all his friends to hedge their bets on the best snacks, because he had a berry good supply of treats. Of course, when things got a bit prickly, he advised everyone to roll with it. And if you think he’s just a cute face, you’re in for a sharp surprise! When it comes to hedgehogs and humor, you’ll find they’re always ready to take it to the hedge of comedy. So let’s take a moment to appreciate these spunky little pun-makers; they really know how to keep it hedge-tastic!
- Stop rambling and get to the point!
- Poke-mon – Hedgehogs favorite cartoon.
- Poke – How hedgehogs keep in contact with each other on Facebook.
- Can you NOT be so prickly?
- Hedgehogs always look sharp!
- You’re lookin’ sharp and hedgy!
- He was always a sharp one in hedgehog school.
- Hermie Hedgehog enjoys a little wine to take the hedge off his stressful day.
- You look a bit rough around the hedges.
- Quill you be mine?
- Do you see anything that spikes your interest?
Hedgehog Quotes & One Liners
- It’s not always easy to hug a hedgehog, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t!
- Hedgehogs aren’t my whole life, but they make my life whole!
- The fox has many tricks, the hedgehog but one and that is the best of all. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can adopt a hedgehog… and that’s kinda the same thing.
- A hedgehog is for life, not just for Christmas!
- Always be yourself, unless you can be a hedgehog… then always be a hedgehog.
- If you want me to listen to you, then talk about hedgehogs.
- Life’s better with hedgehogs.
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We all make mistakes, as the hedgehog said as he climbed off the scrubbing brush ~ Anne Sullivan Macy
Hedgehog Jokes
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To see his flatmate! Hedgehogs might not be the best at navigation, but they sure know how to roll with the punches! What do you call a hedgehog that can’t stop telling jokes? Quill-arious! And why did the hedgehog break up with his girlfriend? She found him too prickly! Or consider the one who started a band – he called it “The Rolling Quills.” Not surprisingly, their first hit was “Don’t Worry, Be Prickly.” Hedgehogs may be small and spiky, but their humor is anything but dull! So next time you see one, remember: they’re not just cute – they’re cool and hedgy!
Q: Why couldn’t the hedgehog wash his hair?
A: Because he’d left his head and shoulders on the road.
Q: What do you call an hedgehog with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can’t hear you!
Q: What did the grape say when the hedgehog stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Q: Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Q: When does a hedgehog go “moo”?
A: When it is learning a new language!
Q: What do you call a hedgehog that can pick up an elephant ?
A: Sir!
Q: What is a hedgehog’s favorite flavour of chips?
A: Prickled Onion!
Q: What do you get when you cross a bush and a pig?
A: A hedgehog!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a hedgehog?
A: Two yards of barbed wire.
Q: What do you get when you cross a hedgehog and a pig?
A: A porkupine.
Q: What’s a hedgehogs favorite restaurant?
A: Sonic.
Q: Why did the hedgehog stop in the middle of the road?
A: It was tired.
Q: What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
A: Ouch!
Q: What do you get when you cross a tortoise with a porcupine?
A: A slow poke.
Q: Which animal won’t share the shrubbery?
A: A hedgehog!
Q: What do you call a pig that places multiple bets?
A: A hedgehog.
Q: What did the toothpick say when he saw a hedgehog?
A: Look, a bus!
Q: What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog?
A: Gin and sonic.
Q: How do hedgehogs kiss?
A: Carefully.
Q: Who is the most poetic videogame character?
A: Sonnet the Hedgehog.
Q: What do you get when you mix a bush and a motorcycle?
A: A hedgehog.
Q: What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?
A: A hedgehog.
Q: What’s a hedgehogs favourite fruit?
A: A spineapple!
Q: What do you call a hedgehog that’s lost it prickles?
A: A mole!
Q: Where do hedgehog wizards go to school?
A: Hedgehogwarts!
Q: What do you call a famous hedgehog?
A: Hedgendary.
Q: What do you call a hedgehog that doesn’t eat worms?
A: A hedgetarian.
Q: What is bouncy and spikey?
A: A hedgehog playing basketball!
Q: Why do hedgehogs make bad clowns?
A: They are bad with balloons.
Q: Why aren’t hedgehogs invited to birthday parties?
A: They keep popping the balloons.
Q: What is a prickly pear?
A: Two hedgehogs!
Q: How do hedgehogs play leapfrog?
A: Very, very carefully!
Q: What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A: A really long toothbrush!
Q: What did the hedgehog say to the cactus?
A: “Brother!”
Q: What’s the difference between a police car and a hedgehog?
A: A hedgehog has its pricks on the outside.
- Hedgehog was pulling a rope in the forest. The rabbit saw and asked: “Why you are pulling this rope?” “You know… It’s very hard to push it” replied hedgehog.
- Two toothpicks are hanging out in a forest … when all of a sudden they see a hedgehog passing by. So, one of them shrugs and goes like, “Hm, I didn’t even know they had public transportation here.”
- A drunken man walks down the street when he spots a drunken lady sat on the floor with a sack! The man slurs his words and asks ” Whaat ave yoo got in thaat sack!”
The woman slurs back ” Hedgehogss, Ive got hedghogs in myy sack! “
He says ” hhow mmmany, howw many hedgehogs ave you got in therre!!”
She says ” i’m, i’m not gunna tell ya”
The man says ” If i can tell how many hedgehogs youve gotta in that sack will ya give me one of them”
She says ” I’ll give ya them both!”
As we roll away from the world of hedgehog puns and jokes, let’s take a moment to appreciate how these spiky little comedians brighten our day. Whether they’re dishing out quill-ity puns or rolling into one-liners, hedgehogs prove that humor comes in all shapes and sizes – especially the prickly ones! So, the next time you find yourself in a prickly situation, just remember: you can always count on a hedgehog to hedge your bets and keep the laughter flowing. In the end, life is too short to take seriously; let’s keep it quill-tastic and filled with hedgehog humor!
