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Get ready for oodles of noodle funnies, because today’s puns and jokes are all about the Japanese udon! We’ve got looooong jokes, short one-liners, and everything in between for you to slurp up!

Did you know that food historians think that the Japanese udon was most likely originated in China? The earliest versions of probable resembled more of a dumpling that a long thin strand, and the noodle was only introduces to Japan in the Tang dynasty.

In Japan, the place known for the best udon dishes is Kagawa. Travellers say that the chewy yet silky texture is the best. Kagawa is a drier region, which means it’s great for planting the wheat that is used to make udon flour.

Now that we’ve covered that Udon is, are you ready to udon-take a journey into the world of noodle humor? We’re about to serve up a steaming bowl of wordplay that’s sure to have you rolling on the floor like an udon noodle in a pot of boiling water.

Imagine this: you’re udon your best to make a tasty meal, and suddenly, the urge to crack a joke hits you like a sprinkle of green onions on top. You might say something like, “Udon believe how good this is!” or “Don’t worry, be udon!” Before you know it, you’re spiraling down a noodle-filled rabbit hole of puns that are just too good to resist.

So grab your chopsticks and get ready to dive in, because we’re about to udon-load a whole bunch of puns that will leave you udon-touched, udon-smitten, and udon-believably entertained. Ready? Let’s get this udon the road!

Udon Puns

Yondu Udon-ta – Peter Quill/Star-Lord’s boss from the Marvel Cinematic Noodle-verse.
Udon-meter (Udometer) – A gadget for Japanese chefs to measure their noodles.
U-don’t – The opposite of u-do.
Blue-don – Blue Japanese noodles?
Blue-don – Sad Japanese noodles.
Boo-don – Scary udon.
Boo-don – A ghost’s favourite Japanese noodle.
Boo-hoo-don – When you cry because someone ate your udon.
Bugaboo-don – More scary noodle.
Clue-don (Cluedo) – A Japanese noodle chef’s favourite mystery board game.
Cuckoo-don – Crazy Japanese noodle.
Glue-don – Some incredibly sticky noodles!
Goo-don – Too much corn starch in the noodle soup.
Peek-a-boo-don – When someone hides your udon.
Poo-don – Brown, stinky, noodles.
Pooh-don – Noodles eaten by Japanese cartoon bears.
Pew-don – More stinky noodles.
Moo-don – A cow’s favourite Japanese noodle.
Mew-don – French cow’s favorite Japanese noodle.
Mew-don – A cat’s favourite Japanese noodle.
Noo-don – Freshly made noodles.
Oooo-don – Udon noodles that go “Ooooh, ahhhh.”
Oo-don tea – If oolong tea and udon noodles had a baby.
Shampoo-don – Hairdresser’s favorite noodle dish.
Taboo-don – No-no in the noodle universe.
True-don – Not fake udon.
Udon-key – If a noodle and a mule had a baby.
U-donna (Madonna) – Every noodle’s favourite pop diva.
Udon Juan – A seductive Japanese noodle.
Udon-ald Duck – Japanese cartoon duck noodle.
Udon Quixote – Every noodle’s favourite book by Cervantes.
Voodoo-don – Creepy udon you poke with pins.
Yakky Udon – Japanese noodles that won’t stop talking.
Yak-i Udon – A yak’s favourite stir-fried Japanese noodle dish.
Yahoo-don – Happy noodle.
Zoo-don – Noodles served to wild animals.
Once udon a time…
Udon me now our gay apparel, fa la la la la…

Udon Related Puns

Noodles are more than just a meal; they’re an adventure in a bowl! Whether you’re slurping them up with gusto, twirling them around your fork like an Olympic gymnast, or trying to catch that one rebellious strand that just won’t cooperate, eating noodles is always an amusing experience. Some might argue that there’s a sophisticated way to enjoy noodles, but let’s be honest—where’s the fun in that?

From the dramatic noodle pull that’s as satisfying as winning a tug-of-war, to the inevitable noodle whip that leaves you with a saucy face, eating noodles is like starring in your own culinary comedy show. You can try the “sneaky bite,” where you casually pretend not to notice a long noodle hanging from your mouth, or go all in with the “slurp symphony,” turning each bite into a noisy celebration that would make even the quietest dinner table burst into laughter. And don’t forget the “noodle catch,” where you chase down that slippery strand with your chopsticks like a pro. So, as you grab your favorite bowl of noodles, remember: the messier, the better!

Just are there are crazy ways udon even think about eating your udon noodles, there are hilarious puns and jokes about the relatives of the udon noodles – from spaghetti to ramen. Enjoy our oodles of noodles puns.

New-dles – Brand new noodles!
Newtles – A stringy and noodley salamander.
Nood-cleus – The organelle that regulates noodle cell activity.
Nudel -Strudels made of noodles!
Noodella – A hazelnut spread for noodles.
Noo-dual – Two noodles?
Nood-clear Missile – A very deadly noodle weapon.
Noo-dull – A sad uninteresting noodle.
Noodspapers – Printed news articles for noodles.
Noodtritious – Healthy noodles.
Nood-merous – Many noodles.
Inst-ramen – What noodles use to make music.
Ramen Hood – Noodle vigilante.
Ra-mon – Jamaican noodles.
Times New Ramen – Noodle font.
RAM-en – Computer noodles.
Ramen Numerals – I, II, III, IV.
Rum-en – Ramen that’ll get you tipsy.
So-baaaa – A sheep’s favourite noodle.
Ton-kotsu – The hevaiest Japanese broth ever.
Tongue-katsu – Noodle broth that tastes you back.
Ton-cat-su – Every kitty’s favourite noodle broth.
Tonkat-sue – A lawyer’s favourite broth.
I’m a hopeless ramen-tic.
I miss you soba-d.
Have you soba-d (sobered) up?
Feeling a little shira-tacky today.
Spilling your noodles is a bad somen.
Shoyu think you’re better than me?

Udon Jokes

In the wacky world of udon jokes, where the noodles are thick, the humor is even thicker, and the laughs just keep slurping in! If you’ve ever found yourself udon-doubtedly craving a hearty bowl of noodles with a side of giggles, you’re in the right place. Udon may be a traditional Japanese dish, but who says it can’t inspire some good old-fashioned noodle nonsense?

Imagine this: you’re sitting down to enjoy a comforting bowl of udon when suddenly, you start cracking up because you realize just how punny these noodles can be. Maybe you’ve heard about the noodle who went to school – it got too saucy and was sent home for being too unruly! Or what about the udon noodle that started a band? It was the star of the show, with its long, stringy solos.

And it’s not just udon that’s ripe for humor. Whether it’s the spaghetti that can’t keep its strands together or the ramen that’s always in a rush (you know, because it’s fast food), noodles of all kinds are just waiting to inspire a laugh. So, let’s noodle around with some jokes and see how many we can stir up!

Q: Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?
A: They wanted to be Soba…

Q: What did the Japanese chef ask to his boiling noodles?
A: Udon yet?

Q: What do German poodles and Japanese udon noodles haves in common?
A: They have oodles in common!

Q: Which udon dish do people like the least?
A: Yaki udon.

I’m opening a Tom Petty themed Japanese Restaurant. It’ll be called, “Udon, know how it feels”.
There was once a rookie police officer who was incredibly dedicated. One day, he heard that there was a peculiar case to crack. It was a big one, and it was important to him because it meant that he just might get closer to moving up a rank if was involved in the team that solved the case.
The crime involved plenty of noodles, the Japanese mob, and the Italian mafia. It turns out there was a secret mole in the Italian mafia, and the police needed to find out who it was so they could solve another big case.

But when the rookie officer got into work, his superior told him he was not needed there. The rookie officer begged for a chance, but his superior told him they couldn’t risk anything – because, in order to find out who the mole in the Italian mafia was, they had to cooperate with the Japanese mob.

The rookie asked if he could at least witness the interrogation, and his boss finally relented after seeing how desperate he was. When the rookie got close to the monitor, he was outraged!

In the room was a table with a bowl of Japanese noodles and a lineup of Italian noodles. “Why is a bowl of Japanese noodles involved in this case, and not me?! A human with a brain?!” he exasperatedly questioned.

His boss answered, “Well, udon know how to spot an impasta.”
A man walks into a restaurant at lunchtime and is accosted by three women by the door – one Chinese, one Japanese and one Korean.
“Hey guy! Try the barbecue pork fried rice! Number one dish!” proclaims the Chinese woman.
“No no, you want the unagi udon! Best taste!” yells the Japanese woman in reply.
“Aish! Pork rice unagi udon all so-so!” scoffs the Korean woman. “Handsome man eat kimchi wrap, most delicious!”

The three women start to bicker amongst themselves about which dish is the best while the man slips past and over to the counter to wait to be seated. Once the waiter has approached and ushered him to his seat, he asks what the deal is with the women at the door.

“Oh, them?” laughs the waiter. “Don’t worry too much about them, they’re just the recommend Asians.”

As we reach the end of our noodle-pulling, udon-tangling, pun-filled journey, it’s time to wrap things up – just like a perfect forkful of spaghetti! We’ve twisted, twirled, and slurped our way through some of the silliest, sauciest jokes around, proving that noodles aren’t just for eating – they’re for laughing, too. Whether you’re udon with these puns or can’t get enough, we hope they’ve left you udon-top of the world, smiling from ear to ear like a noodle curled around a chopstick.

Remember, next time you’re enjoying a bowl of your favorite noodles, don’t just fill your stomach – fill the room with laughter! Drop a pun, make a joke, and turn every meal into a noodle-rific experience. After all, life is too short to take seriously, and there’s nothing more satisfying than making someone laugh with a well-timed noodle pun. So, until we meet again for another round of food and fun, keep your noodles in check, your jokes on point, and always remember: when in doubt, noodle it out!