Lollipop puns are like the candy itself – fun, colorful, and a little sticky! Whether you’re sucking on a classic rainbow swirl or enjoying one of those mystery flavors (seriously, what is the blue one?), lollipops seem to bring out the inner child in all of us. But did you know that beyond just being a sugary treat, the lollipop also comes with a bounty of wordplay? If you’ve ever felt the need to stick a joke into your day or just need something hard to resist laughing at, lollipop puns are here to brighten things up!

Before we dive into the puns, here’s a quick fact that might pop your mind: The modern lollipop as we know it was first popularized in the early 20th century, though candy on sticks has been enjoyed for centuries. The name “lollipop” is believed to have originated from the word “lolly,” meaning tongue, and “pop,” which is just the sound we associate with something light, fun, and quick. So, when you’re enjoying a lollipop, you’re basically “tongue popping”  – in a good way! Okie dokie… lets get lollipoppin!

Lollipop Puns

• Lol-lipop – A very funny lolly.
• Lolli-pop – What little candies call their dads.
• Lolli-pop – The sweetest genre of candy music
• Lowly-pop – humble candy on a stick.
• Lolli-bop – A dancing candy stick.
• Lolli-cop – The candy police.
• Loli-pop – A small girl dressed as a sweet.

Lollipop Related Puns

Lollipop puns have a way of sucking you into a world of laughter. They’re the kind of humor that’s short, sweet, and often leaves a good taste in your mouth. For example, ever thought about starting a conversation by saying, “I’m stuck on you, just like a lollipop”? Or, how about telling someone, “I’ve got a sweet spot for you, you’re my pop star!” These jokes may be “hard to break,” but they sure are easy to wrap your head around!

Let’s not forget some classic puns like, “You must be a lollipop because you’ve got me spinning around,” or “Life’s too short, so lick the day!” These wordplays are sugary sweet and carry that same fun, innocent vibe as the treat they’re based on. Whether you’re cracking these jokes with friends or using them to brighten someone’s day, lollipop puns are guaranteed to lolli-pop up some smiles.

• I’m a sucker for lolly puns.
• You suck.
• If you wanna suck-ceed, you have to work hard.
• Sucker-punch to the face.
• Stick with me.
• This is a stick up!
• He’s got stick up his butt.
• You gotta stick up for yourself.
• Stick moves, bro.
• I’m in a sticky situation.
• Stick it to the man.
• She’s some eye candy.
• I’m so bored I can-dy. (can die)
• Candy floss – Dental-hygiene friendly sweet.
• Call the candyman, our sink is broken.
• This’ll come in candy someday.

• You’re so sweet!
• Sweet dreams.
• You’re such a sweetie!
• Aww, you’re such a sweet tart.
• I love warm comfy sweet-ters. (sweaters)
• I had an uncandy feeling.
• The resemblance is uncandy.
• I have a confection to make…
• Sucrose yet so far.
• What’s up, sugar?
• Sugar daddy. 
• Sugar gliders – sugar packets that fly.
• Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson (Rock sugar)
• The Carb-dashians.

Candy Quotes & One Liners

• All I really need is love, but a little candy now and then doesn’t hurt! ~Charles Schulz
• Candy is childhood, the best and bright moments you wish could have lasted forever. ~Dylan Lauren
• You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating jellybeans. ~Ronald Reagan
• I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert. ~Jason Love
• Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate. ~Sandra Boynton
• Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.
• Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too. ~Jane Smiley
• Without chocolate, we would have to find something else to do with the fruit & nuts. ~Anthony T. Hincks
• Smarties don’t make me smart, but they do make me happy! ~Anthony T. Hincks

Candy Jokes

Lollipop jokes aren’t just for kids – they’re for the kid in all of us! Here’s one: “Why did the lollipop go to therapy? Because it had a sticky situation!” This classic joke is sure to leave you with a sweet grin. Or how about, “Why did the lollipop get in trouble? It was too wrapped up in its own world!” – a perfect punchline that speaks to how we all sometimes get lost in our sugary thoughts.

These jokes have a “lick of cleverness” about them, and they’re simple enough to make anyone smile. You could try, “What did the lollipop say to the candy cane? You’re twisted!” or, “What’s a lollipop’s favorite sport? Stickball!” – all fun little quips that go down as easy as a sweet treat. As you can see, lollipop puns are a plenty and you can whip up a bunch lickety-split!

Q: Why is Halloween candy so similar to anti-vax kids?
A: Because both don’t last very long.

Q: Jim has 125 candy bars. He eats 76 of them. What does he have now?
A: Diabetes. Jim has diabetes.

Q: What country did candy come from?
A: Sweeten!

Q: What crime do lollipops commit?
A: Enamel cruelty.

Q: Which country does candy come from?
A: Sweet-zerland.

Q: What do you call a candy which doesn’t like to be with others?
A: A lonelypop.

Q: What candy tells the truth?
A: A nestle speaking.

Q: What do you call a snake that eats too much candy
A: A snack.

Q: What two letters spell candy?
A: C and Y!

Q: What’s the difference between me and candy?
A: People like candy.

Q: What do you call candy that makes you laugh?
A: LOL-lies.

Q: What country invented lollipops?
A: Lick-tenstein.

Q: What did the doctor give the lollipop when he broke his leg?
A: A candy cane.

Q: What did the lollipop say after quitting his job?
A: So long, suckers!

Q: What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A: A brick.

Q: Where do you keep lollipops?
A: The licker cabinet.

• I forgot my joke about a lollipop… I swear it was on the tip of my tongue!

As we come to the end of this sugar-coated journey, it’s clear that lollipop puns and jokes are the perfect way to add a little fun to any conversation. Whether you’re looking to sucker someone into a laugh or just unwrap a few giggles with friends, lollipop humor has a delightful way of sticking around. And just like a lollipop, these puns can brighten your day and give you that little boost of joy.

So, the next time you’re enjoying a lollipop, let your mind wander to the world of wordplay and see what pun pops up. After all, as the saying goes, life is sweet – so why not make it a little funnier too?