Brain Puns
- Somewhere over the brain-bow.
- Come brain or shine.
- Cloudy with a chance of b-rain.
- Have you ever seen the b-rain.
- The Amazon brain-forest.
- It looks like a brain-storm is coming.
- All brains and no brawn.
- Take it with a brain of salt.
- A brain of truth.
- I just had a brain fart.
- Books are brain food.
- Brain wave – How brains greet other brains.
Brain Related Puns
- She managed to get a-head of the group.
- A-head of the pack.
- She’s got a good head.
- Which way are you headed?
- Head me baby one more time.
- Please make up your mind.
- Oh! Mind goodness!
- Be mind Valentine!
- Mind your own business.
- Anything is possible if you put your mind to it.
- I’m gonna blow your mind.
- I lobe you so much.
- He had the nerve to bully his classmate.
- You get on my nerves.
- Don’t be nerve-ous.
- Hippo-campus – Where brains go to get smarter.
- Cere-broom – How brains keep their rooms clean.
- I love to drink cereb-rum and coke.
- I’m think neur-on to something.
- Neuron (you’re on) my mind.
- Oh synapse!
- I love eating ginger synapse.
- Synapse your fingers to the beat.
- You matter to me.
- Brains puns matter a lot.
Brain Jokes
Q: What always gets on my nerves?
A: Myelin.
Q: What do bad nerves end up doing?
A: Joining a ganglion.
Q: What did one neuron say to the other?
A: I’m excited.
Q: How do neurons communicate with each other?
A: Using cell phones.
Q: Why didn’t the brain want to take a bath?
A: It didn’t want to be brainwashed.
Q: When does it rain brains?
A: During a brain storm.
Q: What kind of bees eat brains?
A: Zom-bees.
Q: When does a brain get afraid?
A: When it loses its nerve.
Q: What do you call a skull without a brain?
A: A no brainer.
Q: Why do brains put candy under their pillows?
A: So they can have sweet dreams.
Q: Why can’t a brain be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot.
Q: Why didn’t the brain want to take a bath?
A: It didn’t want to be brainwashed.
Q: Why was the neuron sent to the principal’s office?
A: It had trouble controlling its impulses.
Q: What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street?
A: It gives a brain wave.
Q: What kind of fish performs brain surgery?
A: A neurosturgeon.
Q: Where to brain surgeons go to study?
A: The hippocampus.
Q: What chemical is released in your brain when you see something funny on the internet?
A: Dopameme.
Q: How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
A: His drill slipped.
Q: Did you hear about the person who wanted a brain transplant?
A: He changed his mind.
Q: What goes through a potato’s brain?
A: Tater thoughts.
Q: Why are brains always anxious?
A: They’re part of the nervous system.
