Do you need a cookie pun? Or a one-liner? Something funny, something sweet? You’ve come to the right place! Today we’ve compiled a big, tasty list of Christmas treat puns for you to enjoy with a glass of warm milk as you sit by the fire on a quiet snowy night.

Did you know, our modern Christmas cookie flavours date way back to the 16th century? Spices, nuts, and dried fruit were introduced to the medieval Europeans around that time and the people came up with all sorts of great treats like the German Lebkuchen and Norwegian Krumkake. The commonly used spices, that we still use today, are our favourites ginger, cinnamon, cloves, and even black pepper.

The candy cane tradition started off in the 1670s, in a cathedral in Cologne. It was when a choirmaster handed the sugary sweet stuff made into the shape of a shepherd’s staff, to keep the kids content and quiet. The minty flavour however wasn’t a thing until a few centuries later.

Now, enough with all the history for your noggin’. We know all that can bake you crazy enough to snap! So just keep calm, and continue laughing your heart out to this wonderful list of puns. Crumb on, what’cha waiting for?

Christmas Treat Puns

Gingerbread & Gingersnap Puns

Ninja-bread – Christmas cookie assassins.
Gingerbread cats – Kitties who were bred specifically for their orange fur.
Gingerbread Mon – Jamaican gingerbread, man.
Ginger-vitis – When your gums get red from eating too many gingerbread cookies.
Jingle-bread man – A gingerbread man with sleigh bells on.
Limp Biscuit – A gingerbread man with only one leg.
Ginger-emy Renner – The gingerbread man actor who played Hawkeye in The Avengers.
Quai Gon Gin(ger) – Old wise gingerbread man Jedi.
Snap-tain America – The oldest gingerbread superhero.
You say ginger tastes bad? I bread to differ.
We’ll be there in a snap!
Don’t get snappy with me.
How insulting, what a snap in the face.
Wrapping gifts are an elves (ginger)bread and butter.
Icing the song of my people.

Sable and Shortbread Puns

Shot-bread – Christmas cookie with a bullet hole in the middle.
Snot-bread – When you sneeze on a Christmas cookie.
Snort-bread – If a Christmas cookie spoke like Peppa Pig.
Shortbread cookies – The opposite of longcake cookies.
I’ll celebrate Christmas for as long as I’m s-able to.
Make sure your mental health is sable.
Jesus was born in a manger in a horse sable.
What can you bring to the sable?
You’re a little short.
Life’s too short to skip Christmas cookies.

Chocolate Chip Puns

Chocolate Chimp – Every primate’s favourite Christmas cookie.
Chocolate Cheep – Every bird’s favourite Christmas cookie.
Chocolate Cheap – Chocolate on discount.
Choco-late Chip – Choc chips that are never on time.
Chocolate Chip – Sweet tasty chip found in computers.
Chocolate Chip – Sweet brown discs used at money in chocolate casinos.
Chocolate Chip-munk – Chocolate chips with toothy smiles and squeeky voices.
Chocolate Ship – Sweet sea vesset that melts in the ocean.
Chocolate Sheik – Sweet Arabic leader.
Chocolate Chic – Fashionable chocolate chip.
Chocolate Chicano – Chocolate Mexican Amerinan.
Chocolate Chick – Baby chocolate chicken.
Chocolate Chick – Cute girl chocolate.
Chocolate Sheep – Sweet, whie fluffy chocolate chip.
Choke-a-late Chip – Chocolate chips that get stuck in your throat.
Clock-a-late Chip – Chcocolate chip that ticks.
Croc-olate Chip – Every crocodile’s favourite cookie.
Croc-olate Chip – A chewy cookie made of rubber slippers.
Crock-olate Chip – Fake chocolate chips.
Cock-a-late Chip – Male chicken chocolate chip.
Cork-a-late Chip – Chocolate chip used to stuff into bottles.
Shock-o-late Chip – Cookie that zaps you!
Schlock-a-late Chip – Cheap inferior chocolate chip.
I love Christmas choc-a-lot!
My stocking’s choc full of stuff.
Don’t be b for the party.
She’s got a chip on her shoulder about last year’s Christmas cookies.
Santa’s son is just a chip off the old block.
You’re really chip-per today.
I love chip thrills.

Krumkake Puns

Krumkake is a thin Norwegian Christmas waffle cookie pronounced “kroom-kaka”

Victor Krum(kake) – Every Christmas cookie’s favourite Harry Potter character.
Mush-krum(kake) – A thin, sweet, curved, Christmas funghi.
Release the (krum)kake-n!
I feel a little krummy.
Three cheers for the bride and krum!
You’re waffle-y cute.
I love you a waffle lot.
Tis’ the season to be jolly, waffle-la-la-la!
Waffle iron – How waffles curl their hair.

Stollen and Fruitcake Puns

Sylvester Stollen – Famous fruit bread actor.
Joseph Stollen – Former fruit bread in the Soviet Union.
You’ve stollen my heart.
Santa tripped, now his foot’s stollen.
The turkey’s running around stollen for time because he doesn’t want to be Christmas dinner.
Fruitcakes are the currant trend, did you hear?
Some fruit for thought.
Elves don’t like to spend money, their fruit-gal.
I play the oboe, clarinet, and fruit.
My friend is a fruity (a little crazy) person.
You did a grape job raisin‘ that kid.
We’re raisin’ the roof!
Give me a raisin to live.
Don’t be un-raisin-able.
We are raisin awareness for violence against grapes.
Sultanas of Swing by Dire Straits.
He’s a little nutty.
Do nut be afraid!
I can do nut-ever I want.
I walnut disappoint you.
I love nut-ivityreenacments on Christmas.
That’s nuts!
Well orange you so a-peel-ing…
I peel the Christmas spirit!
That’s a hard peel to swallow.
Do you peel-ieve in Santa?

Lebkuchen Puns

Lab-kuchen – Where elves experiment with German Christmas cookie science.
Lab-kuchen – A friendly yellow four-legged Christmas cookie that woofs.
Lib-kuchen – Non-conservative Christmas cookie.
Leb-kook-en – A weird, eccentric Christmas cookie.
Leb-chook-en – Christmas cookies with feathers that go bokbokbok.
Leb-crook-en – A thieving Christmas cookie.
Hey leb, what’s ‘kuchen?

Pudding Puns

Pud-dle – A sweet cakey dog.
Pud-ding! – A pudding with a bell in it.
We’re best puds!
Are we gonnapud’ up the Christmas decorations?
I’m pudding the pieces together.
You’re just too pud’ to be true, I can’t cake my eyes off of you…
Figgin’ lit!
I fig-ured you liked pudding.
You scared the Christmas cake so much it pudding its pants.
“I tawt I taw a pudding tat,” Tweety Bird.

Peppermint Candy Puns

Candy canes – What gingerbread man with injured legs use to walk.
Candy crane – Candy cane with long legs and feathers.
Candy crane – Huge, tall machine used to carry candy canes.
Can-die canes –Candy canes that are not immortal.
Canned-dy canes – Candy canes in a tin.
Can-dy canes – Positive candy canes.
Can’t-dy canes – Pessimistic candy canes.
Can de Canes – A Spanish peppermint dog, related to the Can de Palleiro.
Brandy canes – Candy canes at the bar for those 21-above only.
Dandy canes – Candy canes in excellent shape!
Scant-dy canes – Hardly there candy cane.
Camp-dy canes – Candy to eat while camping.
Cramp-dy cane – Cramps that candy canes experience after physical exertion.
Grandy cane – Soft candy canes for grandma and grandpa.
Pep-permint – An enthusiastic candy cane.
Pepper-mint – Santa’s favourite seasoning on food.
Pepper-mean – A rude candy cane.
Paper-mint – What candy canes write on.
Pamper-mint – What candy canes need after a long day.
Encourage-mint – Mint that encourages other mints.
Pepo-mint – If a gourd and a candy cane had a baby.
Spear-mint – A deadly cool weapon.
Thin mint – A mint that hasn’t eaten for days.
Condi-mint – Santa favourite sweet sauce.
Com-mint-ment – Candy cane level dedication.
Bad-mint-on – A candy cane’s favorite sweet sport.
Oint-mint – Treatment for hurt candy canes.
Retire-mint – Old candy canes that have stopped working.
We’re mint to be.
I’m really in my ele-mint today!
I was filled with amaze-mint.
This candy cane’s in mint condition.
Gimme some encourange-mint.
I’m focusing on my mint-al health.
Santa doesn’t like to talk about his chimney predica-mint.
I’m a hopeless ro-mint-ic.
Lost in the mo-mint.

Eggnog Puns

Yolks of you if you don’t like eggnog.
We’re just yolking around.
Egg comedians love to tell yolks.
That’s all for today, yolks.
I’m just eggs-ploding with happiness.
She wasn’t eggs-aggerating.
I have to dis-egg-ree this time.
Eggnog? Egg-cellent!
Don’t egg-nore the Christmas spirit.
Use your noggin’!
The season of cheer is about to beggin.
I like to be eggs-tra with my Christmas treats.
Hosting a party’s eggs-hausting.
I’m eggs-tatic!
These gingerbread house are egg-squisite.
Rum, rum, Rudoldph!
Rum-believable!
I played my rum for him, pa rum pumpumpum (Little Drummer Boy).
Merry Christmas f-rum the bottom of my heart.
Nothing is impossi-bour(bon).
I spice with my little eye…
You spice up my life!
You’re a big in-spice-ration to me.
I’m feeling a little cinnamon-tal (sentimental).
Follow the star(anise).
I clove you.
If an egg and a walnut had a baby, is it a nutmegg?
Dream a little cream of me.

Christmas Treat Related Puns

Christmas treats are the sweetest way to spread holiday cheer, but let’s not sugarcoat it – punny delights take the cake! Ever heard of a cookie that makes bad jokes? It’s a wafer to lighten the mood! And let’s not forget the mischievous elf who started a cupcake business – he called it “Frosted and Flaky!” When it comes to holiday baking, we all want to be on the nice list, but sometimes our treats end up being a little sleigh-ed in the oven. If your gingerbread house collapses, just remember: it’s a casual-tea, not a catastrophe! And don’t be alarmed if your fruitcake shows up unexpectedly; it’s just trying to make the pear-fect impression. So grab your spatula and get ready to whisk it all – because when it comes to Christmas treats, it’s all about the joy, laughter, and a sprinkle of treat-mendous fun!

You’re so sweet!
You’re such a treat!
Sweet dreams.
What’s up, sugar?
You’re the sugar to my spice.
Life’s batter with cookies.
Batter late than never.
You fros-stink!
I fros-think you’re the one for me.
On the frost day of Christmas my true love came to me.
I frosted you, and you betrayed me.
For goodness bakes…
Bake the most of every opportunity.
The winner bakes it all.
We’re a batch baked in heaven.
Bakers gonna bake.
Dough you think so?
I a-dough you.
You’re a-dough-rable!
All Christmas cookies are skilled in taekwon-dough.
Easy crumb, easy dough.
Don’t leave your crumb-prints on the glass.
We’ve crumb a long way, haven’t we?
I feel a little crumby.
Let’s crumb-promise.
To be-crumb, you must first believe.
Let’s get ready to crumble!
My tummy’s crumbling.
Crumbelina by Hans Christian Andersen.
Oh honey!
You’re so honey.
You’re the hon-ly one for me.
Save your honey for a rainy day.
Hon-believable!

Christmas Treat Jokes

Get ready to have a tree-mendous time with some hilarious Christmas treats jokes! Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy! And have you heard about the peppermint who got kicked out of the party? It was trying to be too cool! Speaking of parties, what do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman, but you’ll need a holiday treat to keep up that physique!

Why did the Christmas pudding break up with the cake? It couldn’t handle the layers of drama! And let’s not forget about the baker who was about to give up on his gingerbread recipe. He said “This is dough or die!” So grab your holiday treats and get ready to spread some laughter because nothing says Christmas like a good joke – and treats that bake you giggle and laugh!

Gingerbread Jokes

Q: Why was the Gingerbread Man robbed?
A: Because of his dough.

Q: Why didn’t the computer programmer have any Gingerbread Men?
A: He deleted his cookies.

Q: What do you sing when gingerbread cookies are in the oven?
A: Jingle smells, jingle smells…

Q: Why did the basketball player love gingerbread cookies so much?
A: He loved to dunk them.

Q: What did the Gingerbread Man put under his blanket?
A: A cookie sheet.

Q: Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house?
A: The property taxes were gastronomical.

Q: Why did the Gingerbread Man leave the bakery?
A: It’s a crumby place to be.

Q: How do you make reindeer-shaped Gingerbread Men?
A: With cookie doe.

Q: What did the Gingerbread man say to the bread?
A: I loaf you dough much.

Q: Which type of gingerbread man cookies can fly?
A: Just the plain ones.

Q: What crime do gignerbread cookies commit?
A: Enamel cruelty.

Q: What excuse did the Gingerbread man give his partner for looking around?
A: “Don’t worry babe, it’s just eye candy.”

Q: Why are there gingerbread men but not gingerbread women?
A: Because of the pastryarchy.

Q: What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection?
A: Gingerbread.

Q: What do you call a snake that eats too much gingerbread cookies?
A: A snack.

Says the doctor to the Gingerbread Man: “Sore knee, huh? Have you tried icing it?”
What do you sing when gingerbread cookies are in the oven?
Jingle smells, jingle smells…
My grandma died after eating too many gingerbread houses last night…The doctors diagnosed her with a rare case of “munch-housing-syndrome”.
It was lunchtime at a Catholic school. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. A nun had put a note there to “Take only ONE, because God is watching.” At the end of the table was a pile of gingerbread men. A child wrote a note and put it there, “Take as many as you want, God’s watching the apples”.

Shortbread Jokes

Q: Why was the sable cookie crying?
A: His friends were teasing him for being short.

Q: Did you hear much about the cookie party?
A: I didn’t either, it was cut short.

Q: Did you hear about the cookie character in the bakery’s reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?
A: He’s Shortbread.

My husband said I’m not allowed to make shortbread any longer. Because then it would be longbread.

Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes

Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
A: Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Q: How do you make a baby computer cry on Christmas?
A: Delete his cookies.

Q: Why did the chocolate chip cookie drop all his chips?
A: Because that’s the way the cookie fumbles!

Q: Where did the pirate keep his Christmas cookies?
A: In a j’arrrrrrrr!

Q: Jim has 125 cookies. He eats 76 of them. What does he have now?
A: Diabetes. Jim has diabetes.

Q: What do the chocolate chip cookie and the computer have in common?
A: They both have chips.

Q: What do you get when you use a reindeer-shaped cookie cutter?
A: Cookie doe.

American websites use cookies to track you, British websites use biscuits.
I ate too much chocolate chip cookie dough and got sick. It was a sweet overdoughse.
Losing weight using the internet is so difficult.Like every weightloss website I visit, I get cookies.
There is a man sadly dying in his bed in his home when he smells something amazing. It’s the smell of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.With his last strength, he gets out of bed, and he goes to the kitchen, where his wife of 50 years, is cooking these beautiful chocolate chip cookies. Four on a plate, just out of the oven. And with his last human strength, he reaches over to take one of the cookies.But his wife sees him and she rushes over and slaps his hand as she says, “No, they are for the funeral.”

Fruitcake Jokes

Q: How do German fruitcakes greet each other?
A: Gluten-tag!

Q: What happens when a fruitcake has too much gas?
A: It becomes a little toot-cake.

Q: Why do fruitcakes like to get electrocuted?
A: They like to feel the currants in them.

Q: What kind of decisions do Christmas cakes make?
A: Fruitful ones.

Q: What happens when fruitcakes get angry?
A: They try raisin hell!

Q: What happens when no one comes to your Christmas party?
A: Then you can have your fruitcake and eat it too.

Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of gross stuff underneath the surface.
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

Pudding Jokes

Q: Why did Will Smith hit the dancefloor with the pudding?
A: He was getting figgy with it.

Q: Did you hear about the guy who made Christmas pudding with spoiled milk?
A: Well it tasted quite off-pudding.

Q: Which is the left side of a pudding?
A: The side that’s not eaten!

Q: Why did Sherlock Holmes destroy the pudding at the Christmas party?
A: He was looking for some proof.

Q: Why did the superconductor eat all the pudding?
A: It couldn’t resist.

Q: What do you call an academic paper written by a Christmas pudding?
A: A dessertation.

First soldier: Pass me the Christmas Pudding, would you?
Second soldier: Sorry, No!
First soldier: Why not?
Second soldier: It’s against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!
Brandy Plum Pudding Recipe:
1 or 2 bottles Brandy 1 cup butter 1 teaspoon sugar 2 large eggs 1 cup dried fruit baking powder 1 teaspoon soda lemon juice brown sugar nuts

Before you start, sample the brandy to check for quality. Good, isn’t it? Now go ahead.

Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the brandy again. It must be just right. To be sue brandy is of the highest quality, pour one level cup of brandy into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat. With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowel. Add 1 seaspoon of thugar and beat again.

Meanwhile, make sue that the rum is of the finest quality. Try another cup. Just to be sure, open second bottle if necessary. Add 2 argeleggs, 2 cups fried druit and beat till high. If druit gets stuck in beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the brandy again, checking for tonscisticity. Next sift 3 cups of people or salt.

Sample the rum again. Sift a pint of legmon juice. Fold in chopped butterfly and strained nuts. Add 1 babblespoon of brown thugar, or what ever color you can find. Wix mell. Grease oven and turn pake can to 350 gredees. Now pour the whole mess into the coven and bake.

Check the brandy again, and go to ged.

Mint Jokes

Q: What do you get if you paint figgy pudding mint-green?
A: A figmint of your imagination.

Q: What are Karen’s favoritechristmas candy?
A: Entitle-mints.

Q: Did you hear about Santa’s guard dog?
A: His peppermint bark is worse than his bite.

Q: How does a gingerbread man freshen his breath?
A: With experi-mints.

Q: How do you make peppermint bark?
A: Allow it to look out the front window when other peppermint is walking by.

Q: What did the mint army need?
A: Reinforce-mints and arma-mints.

Q: What happens when the U.S. Mint stops producing currency?
A: I don’t know, it makes no sense.

Q: How can you tell if a coin is fresh?
A: You can still smell the mint.

Q: Why was the mint jelly nervous?
A: Because it was always on the lamb.

Q: What kind of mint do you give to someone you just met?
A: An Icebreaker.

Q: Did you hear about the candy cane who could talk?
A: He said what he mint.

I like peppermint tea…Because not only does it taste good, but it also describes exactly what it is going to taste like! Pepperminty!
Just bought some extra strong mints, its hard getting them out of the packet.
A friend of mine lost his job in the mint factory. His wife went absolutely menthol.
Food scientists have finally managed to remove the mint flavor from gum. The ex-spearmint was a complete success.
Help! I accidentally swallowed a mint!Never mind, I’m cool now.

Eggnog Jokes

Q: How did the guests like the eggnog?
A: They were eggstatic.

Q: What’s the fastest way to get eggnog to the party?
A: Use the eggs-press lane.

Q: Why does eggnog go to school?
A: For an egg-u-cation.

Q: Which farm animals are known for silly eggnog jokes?
A: The comedi-hens.

Q: What did Mr. Scrooge say about the eggnog?
A: Bah, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

Q: Why do so many people drink eggnog over the holidays?
A: It’s everywhere – so you just can’t egg-nore it…

Q: What’s a fun thing to do while drinking eggnog with friends and family?
A: Kara-yolkie.

Q: Why shouldn’t you invite pigs to a Christmas party?
A: They hog the nog…

Q: Why shouldn’t you prank the eggnog?
A: It can’t take a yolk.

Q: How did the eggnog drinker stay so slim?
A: Lots of eggs-ercise.

Q: Why couldn’t the boy drink eggnog through a straw?
A: It was egg-stra thick.

If I’m full of the holiday spirit, it’s because I spiked my eggnog with rum.
Using a cinnamon stick to stir your eggnog isn’t a religious practice. It’s egg-nog-stick.

As we wrap up this festive journey through Christmas treats, remember that the only thing better than delicious goodies is the laughter they inspire! So, whether you’re munching on cookies or cracking jokes, keep the holiday spirit alive. Just remember, if your treats flop, don’t fret – at least you can say they were “baked with love” (and a dash of chaos)! May your holiday season be filled with puns, laughter, and a few delightful “oops” moments in the kitchen. Remember, tis the season to sleigh it with humor and tasty treats this Christmas!