It’s a spook-tacular day that everyone waits for – the 31st of October – Halloween. It’s when all spooks and ghouls of the two legged kind come out in frightfully weird and wonderful costumes to celebrate spookiness together.

Halloween pun, jokes and one liners are plentiful and we mean plen-tee-fool. So we’ve chopped them up into halloween, ghost, boo, poltergeist, vampire, witch, skeleton, monster, mummy, werewolf and zombie puns, jokes and one liners. There’s a link to the full version of each ghoulish category if you really want to haunt for more.

Enjoy our collection of halloween puns, jokes and one liners! Enough said!
A haunting we will go, a haunting we will go…

Halloween Puns & Jokes

Halloween is a fang-tastic time of year, when ghosts, goblins, and ghouls come out to play—and so do the puns! If you’re looking to have a boo-tiful time, Halloween puns are witch you need. It’s the one holiday where it’s perfectly acceptable to groan at a joke, just like a zombie waking up from a long nap.

Whether you’re a pun-kin enthusiast or just in it for the laughs, Halloween is full of opportunities to sink your fangs into wordplay. Ready for some spook-tacular fun? Then hold on to your broomsticks, because these puns are so good, it’s scary! Just remember, when it comes to Halloween humor, the more corny it is, the more people are likely to scream… with laughter, of course. Let’s get this spooky pun party started before it’s too late—it’s already October 31st somewhere in the world!

• Owl-loween – Owl Halloween.
• Howl-loween – What wolves do when they’re happy.
• Growl-loween – Angry dogs at Halloween.
• Scowl-loween – Angry Halloween face.
• Halloweenie – Sausage Halloween.
• Orange you excited for Halloween?
  Halloween is eeek-tas-tic!
• Oh sheet. Is it Halloween again already?
• It’s Halloween! Time to boo-gie.
• I can’t spend Halloween with you, but I’ll be there in spirit
• Q: Why wasn’t there any food left at the Halloween party?
  A: Everyone was goblin.
• Q: What does a carved pumpkin celebrate?
  A: Hollow-een.
• Q: What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?
  A: Candy corneas.
• Q: What do birds say on Halloween?
  A: Trick or tweet!
• What’s the funniest day of the year?
  Ha-ha-halloween!
• Knock, Knock!
  Who’s there? Iran!
  Iran who?
  Iran over here to get some Halloween candy.
• Knock, Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Justin! Justin who?
  Justin time for Halloween.
• Knock, Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Omar.
  Omar who?
  Omar gosh, that’s a cool costume.
• Knock, Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Eddie.
  Eddie Who?
  Eddie body home? It’s Halloween!
• Knock Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Bee!
  Bee who?
  Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!
• Knock Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Dishes!
  Dishes who?
  Dishes such a bad Halloween joke!

Halloween Ghost Puns & Jokes

When it comes to Halloween, ghost puns and jokes are truly the spook-tacular main event! Who doesn’t love a good ghost joke to lift their spirits? For instance, why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a boo–last! And let’s not forget the ghost who decided to become a motivational speaker – he just wanted to help people get over their haunting fears!

At the same time, it’s hard to beat a classic like, “What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I-scream!” The pun possibilities are endless. Ever wonder why ghosts are such bad liars? Because you can see right through them! On Halloween night, it’s all about embracing the phantom of fun with laughter that sends shivers down your spine. So grab your ghostly friends and prepare for a night filled with chuckles – because there’s no such thing as a “dead” joke when spirits are involved!

• Ghostery store – Where ghost go to shop for their supplies.
• Roller ghoster – Thrill ride ghosts love at the amusement park.
• Ghost writer – Dead author.
• Ghostrilla – Large hairy monkey like ghost.
• Leghost – Small plastic blocks that kiddie ghosts love to play with.
• Flaminghost – Ghostly aquatic bird with long legs and neck.
• Lumbaghost – Lower back pain suffered by older ghosts.
• Ghost office – Where ghosts go to send their letters.
• Ghost chicken – Ghost’s favorite sunday dinner.
• Ghost bread – What ghosts usually eat at breakfast.
• Ghoster – Appliance that ghosts use to make ghost bread.
• Ghostee – Small beard on a ghost.
• Tanghost – Traditional dance of Argentinian ghosts.
• Vertighost – Dizzy ghost.
• The ghost is clear! Time to party!
• Wherever you ghost, I’ll ghost with you!
• What ghost around, comes around.
• I’ve travelled this country from ghost to ghost!
• Hark! Who ghost there?
• Q: What do you do with a green ghost?
  A: Wait for it to ripen.
• Q: What do Italian ghosts like to eat?
  A: Spook-etti and eeekballs.
• Q: What Viking ghost comes out every Halloween night?
  A: The Headless Norseman…
• Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
  A: You can see right through them.
• Q: Which soccer position does a ghost play?
  A: Ghoulkeeper.

Halloween Boo Puns & Jokes

Halloween is the perfect time to embrace your inner ghost with some bootiful jokes! Have you heard about the ghost who loved to dance? He was known for his boo-gie moves! But seriously, why did the ghost go to school? He wanted to improve his haunting skills! And you can’t forget the ghost who was terrible at telling jokes; he always got boo-ed off stage.

What’s a ghost’s favorite place to shop? The boo-tique! Halloween is the one night where being a little spook-tacular with your humor is totally acceptable. So, whether you’re floating around in a sheet or lurking in the shadows, make sure to spread some laughter with your ghostly boo jokes – because nothing is scarier than a Halloween without a few booo puns!

• Boober – Where ghosts go to get a haircut.
• Boohoo – How a ghost cries.
• Booboo – Ghostly mistake.
• Bookulele – Little ghost guitar.
• Boobles – What ghosts like to blow for fun.
• Booble bath – After a tiring night of scaring folk, ghosts like to soak in one.
• Boorista – Ghost who brews and crafts coffee drinks.
• Boodle – Woolly small ghost dog.
• Cheesebooger – Ghost favorite fast food.
• Peek-a-boo – Ghosts love to play this with their babies.
• Faboolous – Wonderful ghost.
• Deja-boo – When a ghost gets that familiar feeling.
• Do you boolieve in ghosts?
• Fasten your sheet-belts everyone, it’s going to be a boo-mpy night!
• Guitar ghosts love to play the 12 bar boos.
• Don’t believe every ghost story you hear. Lots of them are just booshit.
• Q: What’s a ghost favorite bed time story?
  A: Little Boo Peep
• Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a ghost?
  A: A peck-a-boo.
• Q: What do you call a ghost with fancy stuff
  A: Boougie
• Q: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, poodle, and a ghost?
  A: A cocker-poodle-boo.
• Q: Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Woods?
  A: Winnie the Boo

Halloween Poltergeist Puns & Jokes

Halloween wouldn’t be complete without a few cheeky poltergeist puns that send shivers down your spine! Why did the poltergeist break up with his partner? He just couldn’t handle all the boo-shit! And when he tried to throw a party, things got out of hand – every time someone showed up, the furniture would fly off the shelves. Talk about a spirited gathering!

What’s a poltergeist’s favorite game? Hide and go shriek! It’s hard to ghost through a night of tricks and treats without hearing a few groans over puns like, “Why did the poltergeist always bring a broom? He loved to sweep the competition!” So, this Halloween, let’s celebrate the chaos of poltergeist puns that keep our spirits high, our shrieks higher and our laughter louder!

• Poultrygeist – Ghost chicken.
• Pooltergeist – Swimming ghost.
• Pootergeist – Shitty ghost.
• Cooltergeist – Need we say more? Reall cool ghosts.
• Polterguys – Boy ghosts.
• Polkageist – Musical ghost.
• Q: What do you call a ghost that farts?
  A: Poot-tergeist.
• Q: What do you call a ghost that writes poetry?
  A: Poet-ergeist
• Q: What do you call a ghost bear in the Hundred Acre Wood?
  A: Pooh-tergiest.

Halloween Vampire Puns & Jokes

Vampires bring a whole new level of fang-tastic fun to Halloween with their bloodsucking charm and puns that are to die for! Did you hear about the vampire who opened a bakery? He specialized in bloody good pastries! And what’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine! When it comes to Halloween, these creatures of the night know how to make everyone laugh – just ask the vampire who tried stand-up comedy. He sucked!

You can’t forget the classic question: Why did the vampire always seem so tired? Because he couldn’t stop counting! And when it’s time for a Halloween party, you know a vampire will show up – he’s just dying to mingle! So grab your capes and get ready to revel in the laughter, because vampire puns are the perfect way to add a bite of humor to your Halloween festivities!

• Vamp-fire – Vampire version of campfire … minus the fire.
• Vamp-pire – Vampire’s area of control.
• Van-pire – Van for vampires.
• Vampurr – Kitty vampire.
• Re-vamp – Vampire makeover.
• Vamp-dal – Vampire who likes to draw grafitti on walls.
• Vamp-nilla – Vampires favorite ice cream flavor
• Vampires eating at a restaurant never order a stake sandwich.
• The young vampire who couldn’t get any dates said “It totally sucks to be me!”
• Vampires don’t like deep sea fishing – they prefer fishing in the blood stream.
• A vampires once tried to cheer me up. He said we all feel a little drained now and then.
• I wasn’t invited to the vampire party. I hope it sucks.
• Q: Why was there a wrong figure in the vampire census?
  A; They forgot to Count Dracula.
• Q: What type of eggs do vampires dislike?
  A: Sunny side up.
• Q: Why do vampires like to dress up?
  A: They’re so vein.
• Q: How do you beat a vampire at poker?
  A: You raise the stakes.
• Q: Why are vampires unpopular?
  A: They’re a pain in the neck.
• Knock, Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Tyson who?
  Tyson garlic around your neck to keep the vampires away.
• Knock Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Fangs!
  Fangs who?
  Fangs for letting me bite you!

 

Halloween Witch Puns & Jokes

Witches are the queens of Halloween humor, casting spells of laughter with their witch-tastic puns and jokes! Why did the witch get a job at the bakery? Because she was great at making broom-sticks! What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet! You can always count on a witch to brew up some hauntingly good jokes, like, “Why don’t witches get along with ghosts? Because they can’t stand being boo–ed!”

At any Halloween gathering, you can bet a witch will charm the crowd with her antics. Why do witches have problem making decisions? They can’t decide witch!! And let’s not forget her notorious magic trick: turning coffee into brew-tiful spells! So, as the cauldrons bubble and the broomsticks fly, prepare for a night filled with enchanting laughter – because nothing makes the witching hour more delightful than a few punny spells to keep everyone grinning!

• Sandwitch – With’s favorite snack.
• Witchita – US city with the most witches.
• Witchcraft – What kiddie witches like to do with paints, paper, scissors, glue.
• Witch watch – Witch wrist watch.
• Lights witch – How witches turn on the lights.
• They looked so alike you can’t tell witch is witch!
• Keep calm and carry a wand.
• Grab your broomstick so we can make a clean getaway.
• Yeah this is my resting witch face.
• Life’s a witch and then you fly.
• Witch-ing you a happy Halloween!
• Q: What do witches put on their bagels?
  A: Scream cheese.
• Q: Why don’t witches like Starbucks coffee?
  A: They prefer to brew their own.
• Q: What do you call two witches trick or treating together?
  A: Broommates
• Q: What is a witch’s favorite subject?
  A: Spelling
• Q: What made the witch go to the hospital?
  A: She had a dizzy spell.

Halloween Skeleton Puns & Jokes

Skeletons bring their own rib-tickling humor to Halloween with puns that are sure to crack you up! Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! And what do you call a skeleton who won’t work? Lazy bones! When it comes to Halloween antics, these bony fellows are always ready to bone up on their jokes. Did you hear about the skeleton who won the lottery? He was so excited he nearly lost his head!

And of course, every skeleton loves to bust out the classic: “Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!” They also love their dance parties – just ask them to show off their best moves; they’re all about that hip-bone! So, this Halloween, get ready to skeletonize your friends with these funny quips and let the laughter shake, rattle and bone through the night!

• Skelecopter – Skeleton helicopter.
• End-o-skeleton – The last skeleton on earth.
• End-o-skeleton – Skeleton’s butt bone.
• XO-skeleton – Skeleton tic-tac-toe.
• Muscupskeleton – Arnorld Schwarzenegger’s skeleton.
• Skeletonne – A heavy skeleton.
• The skeleton didn’t make it to the dentist. He was tooth late.
• Leg bones always tell the truth because they find it easy tibia honest.
• Skeletons are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
• The skull doesn’t win arguments. It doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
• The skeleton felt pretty lonely because he had no body.
• Q: Why don’t skeletons play music in church?
  A: Because they have no organs.
• Q: What happened to the skeleton who stuck his head in the freezer?
  A: He became a numbskull.
• Q: Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at the joke?
  A: He lost his funny bone.
• Q: What do you call a skeleton ringing the doorbell?
  A: A dead ringer.
• Q: What kind of jokes do skeletons tell?
  A: Humerus ones.

Halloween Monster Puns & Jokes

When Halloween rolls around, it’s time to unleash our monstrous humor that’s sure to raise a few spirits! Why did the mummy go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a wrap! And what do you call a monster who loves to dance? A boogieman! Let’s not forget about the classic question: Why did the vampire always bring a suitcase to the party? Because he couldn’t resist a good bite-sized adventure!

Monsters might be scary, but their jokes are downright silly. Did you hear about the werewolf who got kicked out of school? Yeah, but we don’t know howl he was kicked out! And what’s a monster’s favorite game? Hide and shriek! When Halloween night arrives, these ghouls and goblins know how to boo–ster the fun. So gather your monster friends and get ready for a night of laughter and spook-tacular puns that will have you howling with delight!

• Monsters Ink – Monster tattoo parlor.
• Monk-ster – Bald monster in a monastery.
• Monstir – Baking monster chef.
• Frank-kenstein – Monster sausage.
• Frankkenstain – Smudgy monster.
• Grumblin – Gremlin that complains a lot.
• Gourdzilla – Humongous pumpkin with teeth.
• Hydrant – Fire hydrant with many scary sharp tooth pipes.
• Are you a monster, because you look Frankken-fine.
• A cyclop fell into a puddle. He went cy-plop!
• A cyclop failed all his exams. He was cy-flop.
• A cyclop couldn’t stop eating. He became a cy-blob.
• A cyclop plugged into a computer. He turned into a cy-borg.
• A cyclop melted. He became a cy-glob.
• Something disturbed a group of monsters as they slept. You could say they were monstirred.
• When a werewolf got lost, his mom and dad asked “Where wolf?”
• A werewolf was gentle and cuddly. He was a weirdwolf.
• Q: Why couldn’t the cyclop see?
  A: He got his sight-blocked.
• Q: What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
  A: Prank-enstein!
• Q: What kind of car does Frankenstein drive on Halloween night?
  A: A monster truck.
• Q: How do monsters prepare their eggs?
  A: Terror-fried.
• Q: What is a monster’s favorite cheese?
  A: Munster.

Halloween Mummy Puns & Jokes

Mummies bring a unique wrap of humor to Halloween with their punny antics! Why did the mummy take a vacation? He needed to unwind and get some rest in pieces! Mummies may be all bandaged up, but their jokes are anything but stale. Ever wonder why mummies are terrible at keeping secrets? Because they’re always unraveling!

And let’s not forget the mummy who started a band – he called it the “Rattle and Roll”! When he performed, everyone couldn’t help but get wrapped up in the fun. What’s a mummy’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! So this Halloween, as the mummies rise from their tombs, prepare for a night of hilarity filled with mum-derful jokes. It’s time to roll out the laughter and keep those wraps tight – because nothing can keep a mummy mum about mummy puns!

• Mummeat – Rotting mummy with no wraps.
• Mumbeat – Mummy with groove.
• Mum-Mum-my – Mummy eating.
• Mammy – How baby mummies call their mummy.
• Mumpsmy – Mummy with swollen bumps on the side of the face.
• Mumbly – Mummy mumbling because his face is wrapped.
• According to archeologists, mummies are very hard to find because they’re always kept under wraps.
• After years of lying very still, whenever mummies wake up, the go to a Cairo-practor.
• You’re not wrong to think mummies are grumpy. They always look so wound up.
• Mummies are ancient stories of riches to rags.
• Q: How do you know a mummy caught a cold?
  A: It starts coffin.
• Q: Are you a mummy?
  A: Because you’re keeping your love for me under wraps.
• Q: What tops off a mummy’s ice cream sundae?
  A: Whipped scream.
• Q: Why don’t mummies have any friends?
  A: They’re too wrapped up in themselves.
• Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
  A: They’re afraid to unwind.
• Q: What do mummies listen to on Halloween?
  A: Wrap music.
• Q: What is a mummy’s favorite thing to eat for lunch?
  A: A chicken wrap.

Halloween Werewolf Puns & Jokes

When it comes to Halloween, werewolves are ready to howl with laughter, armed with their best puns and jokes! Why did the werewolf go to the barber? He wanted to get a howl-cut! And what’s a werewolf’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat! You can’t forget the classic: Why did the werewolf break up with his girlfriend? She found him too ruff around the edges!

These furry fiends love a good laugh, especially when it comes to their favorite food – meat and greet! Did you hear about the werewolf who got lost? Where wolf?! And when it’s time to party, he knows how to make things wild. Just ask him to tell you about his last full moon – he had quite the pawsitive experience! So, this Halloween, let’s embrace the howling hilarity and celebrate with a night of monstrous puns!

• Awarewolf – Werewolf that’s up to date with current events.
• Wherewolf – Werewolf with a bad sense of direction.
• Werewoof – Werewolf who barks instead of howls.
• Werewoolf – Soft fluffy werewolf.
• Wierdwolf – Werewolf that’s cuddly and friendly.
• A werewolf hops on a Uber car. The driver asks “Where wolf?”
• A werewolf got religion. Hoooowlllellujah!
• A werewolf suddenly started questioning his existence. Now he’s a whywolf.
• I used to be a werewolf. But I’m okay nooooooooowwww!
• Q: What’s scarier than a werewolf?
  A: A herewolf
• Q: Which side of a werewolf has the most fur?
  A: The outside.
• Q: What’s a werewolf’s favourite mode of transport?
  A: A lunar cycle.
• Q: What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
  A: Moonshine.
• Q: What did the werewolf eat after getting his teeth cleaned?
  A: The dentist.

Halloween Zombie Puns & Jokes

Zombies are here to rise and shine with their undead sense of humor this Halloween! Why did the zombie go to school? Because he wanted to improve his brains! And what do you call a zombie who loves to dance? A shuffling sensation! You can’t help but chuckle at the classic: Why don’t zombies ever eat fast food? Because they prefer their meals dead slow!

These ghoulish creatures are always ready to get your guts laughing. Did you hear about the zombie who started a podcast? He called it “Living the Dead Life”! And when it comes to romance, what did the zombie say to his crush? “I find you a-paw-ling!” As Halloween approaches, let’s raise our glasses of brain juice and toast to the humor that only zombies can bring. So, gather your friends and prepare for a night filled with grinning, groaning, and plenty of zombiefied jokes!

• Zom-bean – Zombie bean
• Zom-beat – Zombie drum beat
• Zom-bee – Undead bug
• Zom-beef – Undead cow
• Zom-beeb – Zombie using the horn when driving
• Zom-beet – Veggie undead
• Zom-B-flat – Zombie who talks in a B-flat monotone.
• Zom-big – Not a small zombie.
• Zom-bin – Where zombies throw their trash.
• Zom-brie – Cheese that takes on a life of its own.
• Zom-pea – Undead peas.
• Zom-pit – Zombie pitbull
• Zoom-bee – Very fast zombie bug.
• You must be a zombie, because you’re drop-dead gorgeous.
• The zombie just got a bit of bad news. He’s looking very grave.
• The zombie club had to stop recruiting. People were dying to get in.
• Zombie dad gave his son a piece of his mind. Zombie son said it was tasty.
• We were attacked by a herd of undead llamas. It was like Zombie Alpacalypse!
• Q: What did a zombie tell the other?
  A: Get a life!
• Q: Why did the zombies stop chasing people?
  A: They were dead tired.
• Q: What is white, black and dead all over?
  A: A zombie trick or treating in a tuxedo.
• Q: What is a zombie’s favorite kind of bean?
  A: A human bean.
• Q: What do you call a Zamboni that died and came alive?
  A: A Zombie-ni.

Bonus – Spooky Celebrity Names

• Seance Bean – Sean Bean
• ​Matt Demon – Matt Damon
• Spook Dogg – Snoop Dog
• Scary Grant – Cary Grant
• Meryl Shriek – Meryl Streep
• Steven Spellberg – Steven Spielberg
• Bonnie Wraith – Bonnie Raite
• Leonardo Decapitated – Leonardo Dicaprio
• Sandra Boooolock – Sandra Bullock
• Denzhell Washington – Denzel Washington
• Ryan Ghostling – Ryan Gosling
• Vin Die-sel – Vin Diesel
• Clint Beastwood – Clint Eastwood
• Robert Death Nearo – Robert Deniro
• Scarrey Mulligan – Carey Mulligan
• Scarelett Johansen – Scarlet Johansen
• Omen Wilson – Owen Wilson
• Jason Biteman – Jason Bateman
• Christopher Walken Dead – Christopher Walken
• Night-Stalker Shyamalan – M.Night Shyamalan
• Dead Lively – Blake Lively
• Seance Penn – Sean Penn
• Killra Knightley – Keira Knightley
• Death Rogen – Seth Rogen

As Halloween creeps to an end and the puns and jokes start to fade into the shadows, remember: there’s no such thing as too corny on this spooky night! Whether you’ve been howling at vampire puns, groaning at ghoul jokes, or getting wrapped up in mummy humor, Halloween is the one time of year where the laughs are as plentiful as the candy. So before the ghosts call it a night and the pumpkins lose their glow, let’s carve out a little more time for one last pun or joke – because nothing says “Happy Halloween” like a good laugh that’s bone-chillingly funny!