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Easter is just around the corner and boy are we excited! There’s just so many things to be happy about. Like the fresh grass, easter egg hunting, chocolate bunnies, and obviously – some easter puns and jokes!

But before we fill your baskets with funny treats, let’s fill your mind with some fun facts. Speaking of the easter baskets, did you know that they actually mean more than just, well, baskets? Yes! The woven easter baskets that you fill with eggs not only help you gather your goodies, they also represent a bird’s nest and the new life in it.

The easter egg hunt started in the medieval times as a game for little children. This tradition supposedly started way before Easter became a celebration of its own. The tradition used to start from a priest who would give one of his little choir boys a brightly coloured boiled egg. The boy would have to pass it to a friend at random, and his friend would pass it to the next until midnight. When the clock struck 12, the lucky little boy left with the egg would get to have a tasty treat!

Now, you’re all set to hop on and enjoy this egg-cellent list of easter puns. We lily hope this puts a smile on your face, as it did for us while we were putting it together. If you like the yolks, share it with every-bunny you love! Happy trails!

Easter Puns

Easter – What’s more east than East.
Ease-ster – Lazy Easter.
Feaster – An easter with loads of good food!
Yeaster– Bread has risen.
Grease-ter – Makes for a very slippery and oily egg hunt.
Bee-ster – Buzzy bees’ favourite spring holiday.
Breeze-ster – Very windy Easter.
Bliss-ster – Heavenly feeling on Easter.
Blister – On your feet after a standing-only Easter church service.
Crease-ster – Forgetting to iron you Easter Service clothes.
Cheese-ster – Pizza maker’s favorite holiday.
Clips-ster – National holiday for barbers.
Ditz-ster – Scatterbrained Easter service.
Geese-ter – A goose’s favourite spring holiday.
Easter Punny – A corny Easter bunny.
Easter Bun-ny – Easter bread.
Mist-ster – Foggy Easter.
Freeze-ster – Easter in the North Pole.
Flee-ster – Hubby going missing to avoid Easter service.
Flea-ster – Fleas celebrating Easter on a dog.
Frizz-ster – Easter hairdo gone wrong.
Grits-ster – Favorite dish on Easter.
Hip-ster – Awkwardly dressed church congregation.
Kiss-ster – Couples’s favorite holiday.
Meat-ster – National holiday for butchers.
Neat-ster – National holiday for folk obsessed with cleanliness.
Pees-ster – Toddlers needing to go one after another during Easter service.
Quiche-ster – National holiday celebrating the rise of the quiche.
Sis-ter – Sister’s favorite holiday.
Tease-ster – When the sun pretends to rise on Easter, but doesn’t.
Tees-ster – Golfers’ version of Easter day.
Wheeze-ster – Breathless Easter.
Sneeze-ster – Hay fever on Easter day.
Tweeze-ster – National holiday for eyebrow pluckers.
Squeeze-ster – Overcrowded church service.
Please-ster – Watching your manners in church on Easter day.
Peas-ster – National holiday for peas.
Bee-ster – Really buzzing national holiday.
Tree-ster – National holiday to celebrate trees.
Frizt-ster – When everything goes wrong on Easter.
Spritz-ster – Cologne or perfume you spray on only for Easter.
Glitz-ster – Showy Easter service.
Blitz-ster – A hundred toddlers let loose on an Easter egg hunt.
Spitz-ster – National holiday celebrating the doggie breed.
Zit-ster – Humongous pimple popping out on your face just before Easter church service.

Easter Related Puns

Easter is a time for egg-ceptional fun, and what better way to celebrate than with some pun-derful humor? Why did the Easter bunny cross the road? To prove he wasn’t a chicken! As you hop along, remember: if you don’t egg-splore your surroundings, you might just miss out on some egg-straordinary treats! Ever wonder why eggs make terrible comedians? Because they always crack up before the punchline! Some folks say that if you listen closely, you can hear the chocolate bunnies whispering, “Don’t worry, we’ll hop to it!” So whether you’re dyeing eggs or just trying to avoid a peep show, embrace the yolks and let the egg-citing festivities begin! After all, every bunny loves a good laugh, especially when it’s egg-stra sweet!

Rabbit & Bunny Puns

E-bunny (Ebony) – A silky black bunny.
Hot Cross Bunny – Very angry easter bunny.
Puny Rabbits – Tiny rabbits.
Punny Rabbit – Rabbit who makes puns.
Boney Rabbit – Skinny rabbit.
Bunny Rabbit – Buns that look like rabbits.
Barney Rabbit – Big friendly purple dinosaur rabbit. (Barney the Dinosaur)
Buttny Rabbit – Rabbit with a big behind.
Hare dye – When the easter bunny fell into the easter egg colouring.
Carrate – A bunny’s favorite sport.
Carrot-bean – Where easter bunnies spen their vacation days when it’s not easter.
Carrotid – A bunny’s most important artery.
Car-rot– An easter bunny’s vehicle.
Car-rot – Carrot far from fresh.
Care-rot – Concerned carrot.
Cat-rot – Carrot that goes meow.
Cat-rot – Crunchy orange cat.
Car-rod – Hot rod carrot on wheels.
Everybunny has a bad hare day every now and then!
Don’t Worry. Be Hoppy!
Hey there, hop stuff.
Springtime makes me so hoppy.

Easter Candy Puns

Confection– When an easter bunny admits it did something wrong.
Sweet tarts– Two candies in love.
Sweet farts – What happens after eating too much Easter candy.
LOL-lipops– The funniest easter candy.
Jelly beans– Jealous beans.
Jolly beans – Happy beans.
Hap-bean-ness– The source of all jellybeans’ joy.
Zom-beans– Brain-eating jellybeans.
Peep-le– Marshmallow humans.
Peep– When a marshmallow chick wets itself.
Peep-ckle– A sour marshmallow chick.
Gummy a big hug!
Don’t be jelly my puns are better than yours.
You choc the choc, but can you walk the walk?
I love easter a choc-o-lot!
Bean there, done that.

Chicken & Easter Egg Puns

Henny-copter – How chickens rise up.
Henny-totter – How a baby hen walks.
Hen-ppy – A positive chicken emotion.
Hen-dsome – The best looking chicken on Easter.
Egg-cercise – How chickens get in shape after all that easter candy.
Egg-cited – How chickens feel the day before easter.
Egg-ffort – When chickens work hard to make Easter great.
Egg-centric – A weirdly coloured easter egg.
Eggs-presso – A drink to wake chickens up for all the Easter activities coming.
Laid-back – Chill chickens.
Laid-back – When a hen tries to squeeze her egg out but it goes back in.
Shell-ebration – Party time for chicken eggs.
Chick Corea – A chicken’s favourite jazz pianist to hire for Easter parties.
I’m just eggs-ploding with happiness.
There are plenty of cute chicks on easter.
Blood is chick-er than water.
I’m dye-ing with laughter.
You’re dye-namite!
You colour my world!

Easter Jokes

Easter is the perfect time to crack a few jokes and share some egg-stra laughter! Have you heard about the Easter egg that won the lottery? It was egg-stremely lucky! And what do you call a bunny with a large brain? An egghead! As families gather for festive feasts, you can bet the dad jokes will be hopping around like crazy. “What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant? IHOP!” they’ll say, waiting for the groans. And let’s not forget the classic: “Why was the Easter egg so happy? Because it found its way back to its shell-f!” It’s a time when laughter is as plentiful as chocolate and jelly beans. So gather your friends, put on your best bunny ears, and let the pun-derful jokes fly! After all, Easter is all about finding joy in the little things – especially when those little things are filled with laughter!

Q: Where does director Quentin Tarantino hide all his Easter eggs?
A: In his movies.

Q: Why do capitalists like Easter?
A: They love when prophets rise.

Q: Who farts the most on Easter?
A: The Easter Bummy.

Q: Where does Christmas come before Easter?
A: The dictionary!

Q: What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards?
A: A receding hare-line.

Q: What is the difference between an Easter egg and a dead body?
A: One’s buried in a casket, the other’s carried in a basket.

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide its eggs?
A: It doesn’t want anyone to know it’s a chicken.

Q: Why do Spanish people eat rice on Easter?
A: Cause Jesus Arroz from the dead.

Q: How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
A: Only one—after that it’s not empty anymore!

Q: Where does Easter take place every year?
A: Where eggs mark the spot!

Q: Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?
A: Because he is too young to drive!

Q: What does a bunny rabbit do in spring showers?
A: Get wet.

Q: What do you call a zen egg?
A: An ommmmm-elette.

Q: How do you make Easter easier in just one simple step?
A: Replace the T with an I.

Q: Did you know that the Earth’s gravity increases a bit on Easter Sunday?
A: It’s because there’s a lot more mass.

Easter Chicken: Hey EB, where’s Easter Duck?
Easter Bunny: I was so angry, I sent him home!
Easter Chicken: Angry? Why? What happened?
Easter Bunny: He kept quacking the eggs. I told you he’d duck everything up.
Did you hear? Bunnies are the luckiest animals on the planet! Yeah, because they’ve not one, not two, but four rabbit’s feet!
Did you hear about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee? It’s a tender tail!
I think if anyone really got to know me, they’d say my personality’s a lot like a chocolate bunny. Sweet on the outside but hollow and disappointing on the inside.
End childhood obesity…Eat your kids’ Easter eggs!
I accidentally drank the water we used to colour eggs for Easter. I think I dyed a little inside.
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer’s patients? Yeah, they could just hide their own eggs.
Did you know Sean Connery used to save the eggshells he used and paint them to use for egg hunts at Easter? It was an eggshell Lent idea.
Pope Francis has cancelled the Easter events this year due to COVID-19. I guess he’s just going to Passover it this year.
Public Service Announcement: If you get a new baby bunny for Easter, DON’T eat the little brown chocolate eggs that come out of it.
It’s true that bunnies have good eyesight. You don’t ever see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?
What do you guys think of my idea to abstain from working with spreadsheets for 40 days before Easter? Because personally, I think it’s Excel Lent.
I wasn’t going to visit my family this Easter, but my mom promised to make me eggs benedict. So,I guess I’ll be going home for the hollandaise!
One time I saw my baby brother yelling at his Easter candy.
“What in good heavens is going on?” I asked.
And he says, “I’m giving shout-outs to my Peeps!”
The Easter Bunny walks into a bar. The Bartender says, “I suppose you want a White Rabbit, huh?”
The Easter Bunny says, “Whatever, just give me something hoppy.”
I saw a little boy at the bus stop eating a giant chocolate Easter bunny.
I hollered, “Hey kid, eating that much chocolate in one sitting is bad for you.”
He looked me in the eye and said, “Well, my grandpa lived to 110.”
“Wow really? Did he eat a lot of chocolate?”
“No, he minded his own business.”
A man was really excited about Easter egg hunting. He got all dressed up for the occasion, brought his own baskets, and even brought a permit to hunt for Easter eggs. When he arrived at the garden party, just before the hunt started, his friend came up to him and stopped him. “You can’t go on the Easter egg hunt, dude.”
The man asks, “Why not?”
His friend replied, “You’re too old for it!”
So, the man goes back to his car. He tore up his permit and threw it away. He returns, and his friends with a rifle and a pot of boiling water.
His friend stops him again, “Whoah man, I thought we agreed you wouldn’t hunt for the eggs?”
The man says, “Yeah. That’s okay, I prefer poaching them anyway.”
One Easter, a father was teaching his son to drive when out of nowhere a rabbit jumped on the road. Slamming on the brakes, the son said, “I nearly ruined Easter! I almost ran over the Easter Bunny.” His father replied, “It’s okay son—you missed it by a hare.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger was in the city one day. On the way home, he called his son to make sure he had all the groceries they needed at home. He told him all they needed was some coffee, so Arnold went into his local store to get some.
On the way to the register, he passed all the candy the store had, and it brought back memories of his first Easters as a dad, and the joy of seeing his children having fun. He decided he’d recreate the magic, given the year everyone is having. The cashier saw all the eggs and chocolate he was buying, and couldn’t help but ask why he was buying nearly all the store’s Easter eggs and chocolate when he’s such an old man. Arnold simply responded, “I still love Easter, baby!”
Three people die and are at the pearly gates. St. Peter says to them “I’ll let you enter Heaven, if you can answer this: Why do we celebrate easter?”
The first person thinks and says “Easter is for the kids to get candy. They dress up in costumes and go door to door getting treats right?”
“No, I’m sorry.” St. Peter says. “You may not enter.”
The second one says “I know! It’s about Jesus right?” St. Peter looks hopeful. “Yeah we celebrate the birth of Christ and give out presents.”
“Nope!” St. Peter shakes his head. “You may not enter.”
Third one says “I got this. Easter is when Jesus came out of the ground.”
St. Peter nods encouragingly. “Yes, yes very good! You may en-“
“Oh,” the third person interrupts. “And if he sees his shadow it means there’s six more weeks of winter.”
A parishioner who only attends church on holidays is leaving church after Easter mass.
The preacher is standing at the door to shake hands. He grabs the parishioner by the hand and pulls him aside. “You need to join the Army of the Lord!” the pastor tells the parishioner.
The parishioner replies, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, pastor.”
The pastor questions, “Then how come I don’t see you in church except at Christmas and Easter?”
The parishioner whispers, “I’m in the secret service.”

As we hop away from this egg-citing journey of puns and jokes, remember: laughter is the real treat of Easter! Whether you’ve been chuckling at hare-larious puns or rolling your eyes at egg-sasperating one-liners, the true spirit of the holiday lies in sharing smiles with family and friends. So, next time someone cracks a joke, don’t be shy – join in the fun! When you have a basket full of puns waiting to be shared, serve them sunny-side up and your Easter spirit high!