Welcome, fellow bone enthusiasts, to a humerus adventure through skeleton and bone puns! Get ready to tickle your ribs with jokes that are bound to crack you up. This is no ordinary gathering – we’ve nailed it with puns that will leave you grinning from skull to tibia.

You might think skeleton humor is just for Halloween, but these jokes are year-round gold! They have a certain x-ray-ted charm that will make your mandible drop. Whether you’ve got a bone to pick or just need to spine up your day, we’re here to deliver from head to fibula.

These skeletons may not have muscles, but their puns are flexible. They’ll stretch your funny bone, leaving you wishing you had more ribs to contain your laughter. But watch out – you don’t want to fracture a smile from too much grinning.

By the time we’re done, you’ll be a full-fledged osteopunning master. These bone puns will be rattling around your head long after the laughs have died down. After all, in the world of skeletons, the jokes may be bare-boned, but the humor is always in hip and in full swing.

So, vertebrate straight, sit back, and prepare to laugh. We’re about to dive into the spine-tingling world of skeleton humor – where every joke is a little brittle but always bone-chillingly funny. Let’s crack open these skeleton puns and have a rib-tickling good time!

Bone and Skeleton Puns

• Bone-zai – A skeleton’s favorite mini tree.
• Bonely – When a skeleton doesn’t have any friends
• Bone-ny – Scottish skeleton girl.
• Bonehead – Skull
• Bonehead – Leader of skeletons.
• Phoney Ba-boney – How skeletons describe something fake.
• Bone-ny And Clavicle – Famous skeleton robbers.
• Zam-boney – Machine used to clean and flatten ice at an ice rink.
• Bone-jour – How a french skeleton says hello
• Bone-soir – Another french skeleton greeting..
• Trom-bone – Skeleton’s favorite music instrument.
• Saxo-bone – Skeleton’s second favorite music instrument.
• Bones – Skeleton’s favorite TV show.
• Bone-acle – Skeletons that stick to ships.
• Vaga-bone – Skeleton that moves from place to place.
• Bone-o – Skeleton’s favorite rock singer.
• A Star Is Bone – Skeleton’s favorite classic movie.
• Bone-kers – When a skeleton goes crazy.
• Bone-bone – Skeleton’s favorite candy.
• Napolean Bone-aparte – Famous french skeleton emperor.
• Napolean Bone-apart – Skeleton name Napoleon with dislocated bones.
• Sherlock Bones.- Famous skeleton detective.
• Bondage – A skeleton tied up.
• Barebones – Naked skeleton.
• Cellbone – How skeleton’s communicate with one another.
• Telebone – Like the cellbone.
• Tam-bone-rine – Jinggly musical instrument skeletons play by hand.
• Newbone – Baby bone.
• Bone-tany – The study of bones or skeletons.
• Hydrocarbone – Material made of hydrogen, carbon and bone.
• Gumbone – Skeleton’s favorite stew dish in Louisiana.
• Dumbone – Skeleton’s favorite Disney cartoon.
• Gazebone – Structure that provides shade so skeletons can rest and relax.
• Bimbone – Stupid girl bone.
• Jumbone – HUGE bone.
• Lis-bone – Portuguese city where skeletons like to go for holiday.
• Mambone – Favorite skeleton Latin American dance.
• Tur-bone – Fast super charged bone.
• Bone-gus – Fake bone.
• Jump your bones – How skeletons make baby skeletons.
• Car-bone-nara – Skeleton’s favorite pasta sauce.
• Hip bone – Really cool skeleton.
• Husbone – A lady bone’s male partner.
• Bone again – Skeleton who found religion.
• Re-bone – Skeleton re-energized, refreshed or with new bones..
• Bone Iver – Skeleton’s favorite indie band.
• Bone again – Skeleton who found religion.
• Bone Iver – Skeleton’s favorite indie band.
• Rainbone – Colorful bone that appears in the sky after a rain.
• Limbone – Skeleton dance where they bend backwards to pass below a bar.
• Cinna-bone – Skeleton’s favorite brand of cinnamon buns.
• Boneyard – Area behind a skeleton’s house where the skeleton kids can play.
• Cheek bone – The sassiest bone in you body.
• No Backbone – A pile of bones (a skeleton can stand because it has a backbone… get it?).
• Bone-us – When a skeletons gets and extra bone.
• Bone-goes – Small musical drum that skeletons play.
• Bone-fire – What skeletons like to light at night while camping.
• Boney Express – How skeletons delivered their mail in the wild west.
• Bone-ito flakes – What skeletons like to put on their sushi.
• Bone-afide – Genuine skeleton.
• Pro Bone-O – When a skeleton lawyer works for free.
• Bone-nanza – When a skeleton suddenly becomes rich.
• Bone-loney – Skeleton’s favorite deli sandwich.
• Bone To Be Wild – skeleton’s favorite classic rock song.
• Bone Tibia Wild – skeleton’s favorite punny classic rock song.
• Bone away – when a skeleton is very impressed.
• Bone Jovi – Skeleton’s favorite rock band.
• Bone-appetit – What skeleton’s say before a meal.

Bone & Skeleton Related Puns

Prepare to dig into a graveyard of laughter with these skeleton and bone puns that are anything but dead on arrival! Skeletons might not have a lot of flesh, but their jokes are anything but flimsy! They’re great at boning up on humor, and they know how to deliver punchlines that will make you chuckle to the bone.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with! And when he got there, he was sure to bone up on his dance moves, though he might have been a little stiff.

Of course, their humor can be a bit skeletal, but that just makes it all the more entertaining! Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a grave situation – these jokes can dig deep into your funny bone! With a bit of humor, a few punny quips, and an undead sense of timing, you’ll be howling with laughter in no time. So let’s raise our glasses – preferably filled with something that won’t rattle – and toast to the fun we can have with a bunch of skeletons in the closet!

• Spine – Skeleton’s favorite type of tree
• Spine – Skeleton secret agent. Also – Are you spine on me?
• Skelecopter – Skeleton helicopter.
• End-o-skeleton – The last skeleton on earth.
• End-o-skeleton – Skeleton’s butt bone.
• XO-skeleton – Skeleton tic-tac-toe.
• Muscupskeleton – Arnorld Schwarzenegger’s skeleton.
• Skeletonne – A heavy skeleton.
• Spine and dandy – When all is well with a skeleton.
• Fibula – Lie told by a skeleton.
• Tibia Or Not Tibia – Skeleton’s favorite Shakespeare phrase.
• Cervix Center – Where skeletons go if they need help.
• Femur – When a skeleton feels hot and sick.
• Numbskull – When a skeleton has no feeling in his head.
• Spinal Tap – Skeleton doing a tap dance.
• Sternum – Strict bone.
• Skullcap – Leader of skeleton sports team.
• Carpal Tunnel – Underground passageway for skeletons.
• Skull-ttlebutt – Skeleton rumour.
• Ghoul stones – common skeleton medical problem because they can’t retain water.
• Marrow – What two bones in love do when they want to be husband and wife.
• Hip – The coolest bone in the body.
• Ankle – Skeleton’s mother’s brother.
• Carpal diem – A Latin word skeletons use to encourage one another.
• Carpal – When skeletons share a car to go to work.
• To-marrow – The day after today.
• Wrist-taker – Someone who steals just the wrist-bone from a skeleton.
• The nostalgic skeleton sang “My Boney Lies Over The Ocean”
• Graveyards are noisy because of all the coffin.
• The skeleton was afraid of going skiing. He didn’t want to wrist it.
• Two skeletons are chatting. “You going to the funeral tomorrow? “ “Of corpse I am”
• I ulna want to be with you.
• Bone puns are okay with skeletons buts personal insults are where they jaw the line.
• The skeleton didn’t make it to the dentist. He was tooth late.
• Leg bones always tell the truth because they find it easy tibia honest.
• Skeletons are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
• The skull doesn’t win arguments. It doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
• The skeleton felt pretty lonely because he had no body.
• Just because he was the smallest bone, he didn’t let anyone stapes (step) on him.
• There are a handful of bones in a human hand… (well… duhhh)
• The skeleton has to be kept in the rib cage. He was bad to the bone.
• You can always tell when a spine likes bone puns. They start cracking up.
• A humerus fell into boiling water. It became a laughing stock.
• We caught a wild skeleton and put him in a rib cage.
• I wanted donate my body to science. I had to fill out a form and spine on the dotted line.
• The orthopaedic doctor was working himself to the bone!.
• Two skeletons had opposite characters. One was humerus. The other was sternum.
• My best friend told me he had my back. No wonder I couldn’t stand straight.
• Two skeletons entered a beauty contest. No body won.
• A bone was almost eaten by a pack of wild dogs? It was a marrow escape.
• Don’t worry, everything’s going tibia okay.
• One leg joint to another leg joint – “I kneed you”.
• Skeletons are great at chopping down trees. They’re just natural lumbar-jacks.

Bone & Skeleton Jokes

Get ready to have a bone-a-fide laugh with these skeleton jokes that are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone! Skeletons may not have a lot of flesh, but they sure know how to deliver rib-tickling humor. Ever wonder why skeletons make terrible comedians? Because they always crack under pressure! Or how about this: why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no body to dance with!

These bony beings have a knack for humor, even if it’s a bit dry! You might find them spine-ing tales about their adventures in the underworld or digging up the past for some grave stories. And let’s not forget how they love to flex their funny muscles – because their puns may be lightweight, but they always hit hard!

But don’t let their lack of muscle fool you; these jokesters are full of life – or rather, they used to be! They’re known to hang out in dark corners, waiting for the perfect moment to deliver a punchline that will leave you in stitches. So, gather your friends and share a few skeleton puns; it’s the best way to keep the grave conversation lively! Just remember, when it comes to skeleton humor, the more bone-headed the joke, the better the laugh! So let’s raise a toast to these spooktacular puns that are sure to keep the laughter rolling!

Q:How do skeletons stay so calm?
A: They don’t let anything get under their skin.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?
A: He had no body to go with

Q: Why don’t skeletons play music in church?
A: Because they have no organs.

Q: What do you call a skeleton who won’t stop talking?
A: A chatterbone!

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton fight the zombie?
A: He didn’t have the guts!

Q: What did the skeleton say to the comedian?
A: “You crack me up!”

Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
A: He could feel it in his bones!

Q: What do skeletons do at the gym?
A: Heavy bone-lifting!

Q: Why do people trust skeletons?
A: You can always see right through them!

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop!

Q: What do you call a skeleton that tells jokes?
A: A funny bone!

Q: What happened to the skeleton who stuck his head in the freezer?
A: He became a numbskull.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He lost his funny bone.

Q: What do you call a skeleton ringing the doorbell?
A: A dead ringer.

Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest last year?
A: No body.

Q: What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton?
A: You’re nobody to me.

Q: Why did the skeleton quit his job?
A: His heart just wasn’t in it.

Q: What does a skeleton use to cut stuff?
A:  Shoulder blade.

Q: What kind of jokes do skeletons tell?
A: Humerus ones.

Q: How do skeletons say goodbye?
A: “Bone voyage!”

Q: What do you call a genuine skeleton?
A: Bone-a-fide!

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A: He heard it was a ribs night!

Q: Why did the skeleton do when he felt cold?
A: He lit a bone-fire!

Q: How did the skeleton feel when he broke up?
A: Heart-bone-ken!

Q: What kind of birds do skeletons like?
A: Sea skulls.

Q: What do you call a skeleton who hangs out in coffee shops and listens to indie music?
A: A hip-ster.

Q: What do skeletons like to do with their cell phone?
A: Take skelfies.

Q: Why didn’t the police arrest the skeleton?
A: They couldn’t pin anything on him.

Q: What does a skeleton like to order at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs.