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I heard you! I heard you step into the world of ear puns! Come on in and make all the noise you want – preferable giggle and laughs as we explore funny ear puns and jokes!

Have you ever realized that you can never really stop hearing? Our ears never stop working – they work even when we’re asleep. That’s why you can hear sounds that wake you up, or sometimes dream that you hear something that’s actually happening when you are jolted awake. Our ears never get a break!

The human ear can detect a range of sounds from 20 Hz to 20,000 Hz? That means you could hear a pin drop – or maybe just a cheesy pun! So, let’s ear it for puns and jokes that’s music to our ears. Why did the ear break up with the nose? Because it couldn’t stand all the snotty comments! And what do you call an ear that’s funnier than others? Pun–ear! If you’re not careful, you might find yourself in a lobe–ly situation filled with laughter.

Remember, these puns might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but they’re sure to tickle your funny bone – just as long as you don’t tune them out! So sit back, relax, and let’s turn up the volume on some ear-iffic humor. So Ear ye! Ear ye! Let’s ear some ear-risistable puns and jokes!

Ear Puns

Ear-th – A planet that hears you.
Ear-idium – The chemical element of ears!
Ear-idescent – Sparkly ears.
Eark (Irk) – See “ear-ritating”.
Ear-ie (Eerie) – Haunting ears.
Ear-resistable – The sexiest ears ever.
Ear-ritating – AKA, annoying sounds.
Ear-rational – When your ears act without thinking.
Ear-regular – When your ears are not the smae size.
Ear-relevant – Nothing important for an ear.
Buccan-ear – Pirates with big ears.
B-ear (Beer) – An ear’s favourite alcoholic drink.
Ear-thquake – When your ears tremble.
Ear-nest – An honest and sincere ear.
Ear-gonomic – Something designed for utmost ear comfort.
Ear-go – Th-ear-fore.
Corn-ear – If your eyes were in your ears.
D-ear – Precious ears.
Disapp-ear – Ears go poof! Gone!
Lin-ear – Ears in a straight line.
Nucl-ear Bomb – Explosive ears.
P-ear (Peer) – Ear friends!
Sinc-ear – A genuine ear.
Sp-ear – Weapons made from sharp ears.
Have no f-ear!
Cogito, ear-go sum.
I’m ear for you.
Happy New Ear!
Be grateful for your hearing, it’s ear-replaceable.

Ear Related Puns

Step right up and prepare to have your ear drums tickled by some ear-rific humor! Why do ears make terrible secret agents? Because they can’t help but eavesdrop! Did you hear about the ear that went to school? It always listened intently but never quite managed to ear-n its diploma. And what did one ear say to the other at the comedy club? “This place is ear – let’s stick around for some more laughs!”

Ever notice how ears are the best at picking up on gossip? They’re the real MVPs of any conversation, always tuning in to the latest scoop. But beware! Too many ear puns can lead to excessive ear-itation – and trust me, it’s a sound you don’t want to hear! So let’s embrace these ear-some one liners and keep the laughter rolling – because, in the end, life is just a pun away from being ear–resistibly funny!

Eye, Nose, Mouth Puns

Eye love you!
Eye got my eye on you.
Eye don’t care about that.
Eye candy.
Eye am who eye am.
Eye’d rather die than be subject to you.
Keep an eye on your sister please.
Eye puns are to eye (die) for.
We could never see eye to eye.
Who nose…?
Nose sleep ’til Brooklyn.
This smells nose-talgic.
Nose-body’s perfect.
Sing us a song, you’re the pia-nose man!
I’m sexy and I nose it.
Don’t make a mouth-tain out of a molehill.
Happy Mouth-er’s Day.
The Enor-mouth Crocodile by Roald Dahl.
Thanks a tongue (tonne).

Music and Sound Puns

Moosic – Cow music
Moo-sician – Cow that plays music.
Mewsic – Cat music
Mew-sician – Cat that plays music.
Muse-sic – Thinking music.
Treble maker – Guitarist who always gets into trouble.
Guac and roll – Avocado’s favorite music.
Soundboard – Students in a classical music theory class.
Rock and Row – Music for row boats.
Rock and Roe – Music for fish eggs.
Pop music – Music that balloons hate.
Pop music – Music that dads love.
Hip hop – Bunny rabbits favorite type of music.
Conductor – The first one in an orchestra likely to be struck by lightning.
Vegetables love to listen to music to hear the beet drop.
Staccato puns are really short.
I love music, it keeps my mind sound.
Lost and sound.
Turn that sound (frown) upside down.
The land sound (down) under).
You will reap what you have sound (sown).

Animals With Big Ears

Punny Rabbits are so punny!
Eb-bunny-zer Scrooge – Stingy, selfish bunny.
Remember that line in the song “Eb-bunny and ivory…live together in perfect harmony…”
Bunnies hop around so much you’d think they had endless hare-nergy!
Don’t forget everybunny… tomorrow is Easter!
Everybunny was Kung Fu fighting!
Everybunny has a bad hare day every now and then!
That was elephant-tastic!
Elephants are happiest when their having ele-FUN!
If you’re going to say something irr-elephant, shut your trunk!
Elep-ment – Substance that makes up an elephant.
For their essay on elephants, the students were required to use different ele-fonts.
I’m batty for you!
Things are getting from bat to worse!
Sometimes, it just be like bat (that)…
He’s really bat to the bone!
Bats have a bat attitude.

Ear Jokes

Why did the ear go to therapy? It just needed someone to listen! Ears are truly fascinating – just like that time my friend tried to become an ear doctor but got a little too attached to his work. He kept saying, “I’m just trying to lobe my job!” And speaking of connections, did you hear about the ear that opened a bakery? It specialized in ear-mazing pastries and tasty lobes of bread!

At a comedy club, an ear told a joke that made everyone chuckle – but the punchline was such a flop it couldn’t even ear the laughter! Then there’s the ear that joined a band, but all it did was pick up the wrong notes. Remember, folks, when it comes to ear puns and jokes, the laughter might be music to your ears, but the punchlines may be ear-rational, never ear-ritating!

Q: What has ears but doesn’t listen?
A: Men.

Q: How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
A: Three – A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear

Q: What do you call a bear missing an ear?
A: A b.

Q: How much did it cost the pirate to have his ears pierced?
A: A buck an ear.

Q: What did Van Gogh name the ear he didn’t cut off?
A: Van Stay.

Q: What kind of ears does Thomas the Tank Engine have?
A: Engineers.

Q: What did the ear say after it was hit with a high frequency?
A: It Hz.

Did you know if you hold your ear up too a strangers leg, you can actually hear them say, “What the heck are you doing?”
Told my wife about the ringing in my ears. She said it’s tinnitus. I told her I’ve heard about that before.
I used to play guitar by ear. I had to stop because of the bruises.
I have a strawberry growing out of my ear. I went to see my doctor about it, and he told me to put some cream on it.
I went to the doctor complaining about wax in my ear.
She asked, “Which ear is it?”
“2022” I replied.
The older cowboy turns to the younger one and says, “You see that? Just by putting his ear to the ground, he can hear what’s coming from miles off.”
The Indian lifts his head and says, “A full wagon, drawn by a single horse, two passengers and a dog.”

The Indian puts his head back down and continues, “Heading east, about 3 miles away.”

The young cowboy exclaims, “That’s amazing!”

The Indian replies, “Yep. They ran me over a half hour ago.”
Little Timmy’s neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Timmy’s family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Timmy’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby’s missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.

Little Timmy told his dad he understood completely. When Timmy looked in the crib he said, “What a beautiful baby.”

The mother said, “Why, thank you, Little Timmy.”

Johnny then asked, “He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?”

“Yes”, the mother replied, “We are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.”

“That’s great”, said Little Johnny, “Because it’s suck if he needed glasses.”

As we wrap up this ear–splitting adventure of puns and jokes, remember that laughter truly is the best medicine – especially when it’s delivered straight to your ears! If you find yourself groaning at these one liners, just remember: the ear is a sensitive thing; it can’t handle too much pun-ishment! So whether you’re laughing, cringing, or doing a little of both, don’t forget to share these ear-resistible gems with your friends. So keep your ears open and your humor loud – after all, it’s music to our ears!