Time for a change of s-pace, don’t you think? Take a breather (if you can), with these hilarious space puns that will leave you gasping for air.

Space Puns

• I like puns, it’s a nice change of s-pace.
• You’re space-cial.
• Could you give me some space?
• Spaced out.
• Keep up the s-pace.
• Otter space – When otters go to the moon.

 

Space Related Puns

• You’re my universe.
• Let’s get astrophysical.
• Get outer my space.
• Outer my way!
• Astro-nut – A crazy person from space.
• Astro-knot – The only knots you can do in outer space.
• Rock-et – The best genre of music to listen to when flying to space.
• I’ve got planet-y of puns up my sleeve.
• Do you have a plan-et for this weekend?
• I plan-et everything ahead of time.
• I just got an intra-venus injection.
• You’re an absolute venus. (genius)
• Know your w-earth (worth).
• That meal was so w-earth (worth) every penny.
• Happy b-earth-day!
• H-earth – blue planet in front of the fireplace.
  Actually, if you don’t know what a “hearth” is – click here.
• Lend you a listening ear-th.
• You Mars be joking.
• Mars-upials are my favorite animals.
• I love mars-ipan on cake.
• I just bought a Mars-zda.
• Ketchup and Mars-tard.
• What is the Mars-ty smell coming from your closet?
• Jack of all trades, Mars-ter of none.
• You have to mars-ter all of your courage, little one…
• Jupiter (you better) be nice to the others!
• Jew-piter – A planet that celebrates Hanukkah.
• The little girl Saturn (sat on) the stool.
• Saturn-day is my favorite day of the week.
• Time to Sa-turn things around.
• Sa-turn that frown, upside down.
• Uranus – The pun that all 12 year olds love to use.
• Uranus – where poop comes out.
• I’m Neptune-ing you out.
• We have a pluto-nic relationship.
• From head to plu-toe.

 

 

• Like father, like Sun.
• Sun-dae funday!
• You’re my sol-mate.
• You brighten my day.
• You light up my world.
• You make my world go round.
• Burn, baby burn.
• You look so hot!
• Hot stuff.
• She has an old sol-ar (soul).
• I love sol-ar (soul) music.
• You’re the star of the show.
• He was really star-castic.
• She was really sun-sitive.
• She was sun-thing special.
• Summer is the sea-sun of Sun.
• I’d be in the dark without you.
• I love you to the moon and back.
• I’m over the moon for you.
• Once in a blue moon.
• It’s just a phase.
• You’re my world.
• Put a ring on it.
• She d-asteroid my faith in humanity.
• Comet me, bro…
• It’s not that Sirius, bro
• You’re outta this world.

 

Space Jokes

Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet.

Q: Why did they name the planet Saturn so?
A: It had a nice ring to it.

Q: What planet is next to Uranus?
A: Poopiter.

Q: What do you call a space peanut?
A: An astronut.

Q: Where can you read about planets exploding?
A: In the orbituaries.

Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books.

Q: Do you know what’s smaller than a planet?
A: The planet’s sun.

Q: What type of songs do planets sing?
A: Nep-Tunes.

Q: What is an alien’s favourite chocolate?
A: A Mars bar.

Q: Why does the Sun go to school?
A: To get brighter!

Q: Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
A: Because it’s a little meteor.

Q: What did the alien say to the garden?
A: Take me to your weeder!

Q: What is the slowest of all species in the galaxy?
A: Snailiens.

Q: Where would an astronaut park his spaceship?
A: Beside a parking meteor.

Q: What is a planet’s favorite day of the week?
A: Saturn-day.

 

 

Q: Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
A: It has a ring!

Q: How did the Earth call his offspring?
A: Hey Sun.

Q: What is a star’s favorite day?
A: Sunday.

Q: Why couldn’t the moon eat anymore?
A: It was a full moon.

Q: How does a moon cut his hair?
A: Eclipse it.

Q: Why don’t people like going to the moon?
A: It has no atmosphere.

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
A: To find Pluto.

Q: Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
A: The space bar.

Q: Why did the astronaut break up with her boyfriend?
A: Because she needed some space.

Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
A: Because it already had a million degrees!

Q: What was the first animal in space?
A: The cow that jumped over the moon.

Q: What do you call a tick on the moon?
A: A luna-tick.

Q: What music do astronauts listen to?
A: Rock-et and roll.

Q: How does our solar system hold up its pants?
A: With an asteroid belt.

Q: What do you call a lazy man in space?
A: A procrastronaut.

Q: What dance do all astronauts know?
A: The moonwalk.

Q: How do you know when the moon is going broke?
A: When it’s down to its last quarter.

Q: How did the alien break its phone?
A: He Saturn it.

Q: Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
A: Because it was full!

Q: What do you call a loony spaceman?
A: An astronut.

Q: What time do astronauts eat?
A: At launch time!

Q: Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing championship?
A: He was taking asteroids.

Q: How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
A: Rocket.

Q: Why would a cow want to go to space?
A: To see the Milky Way.

Q: Why couldn’t the astronaut focus?
A: He kept spacing out.

Q: What do you call someone who’s not a vegetarian?
A: A meteor.

Q: Which stars wear glasses?
A: Movie stars.

Q: What kind of money is used for trade-in outer space?
A: Star bucks.

Q: What do you get when you cross a lamb and a rocket?
A: A space sheep.

Q: How does our solar system hold its pants up?
A: With an asteroid belt.

• The Earth rotating makes my day.