Welcome to a world where things are about to get a-peeling! If you’ve ever slipped on a banana peel (or maybe just heard about it in cartoons), you already know that bananas are naturally funny. But what if we told you the jokes don’t stop at physical comedy? That’s right—this humble yellow fruit has plenty of pun-tential.
Now, before you split, let’s get to the root of why banana puns are so fruitful. Bananas are a versatile fruit, and their name is perfect for wordplay. You can mash them into any conversation, and people will go bananas! Whether you’re having a bad day or things are just a bit ripe for humor, a good banana pun is sure to peel away your worries. Just make sure not to slip up – things might get slippery when you least expect it.
You might think these puns are a bit fruity, but that’s the beauty of it. Bananas have a way of making any conversation go from regular to top banana. And who wouldn’t want to be the top banana in their friend group?
So, brace yourself as we dive into a bunch of banana puns that are sure to knock you off your peel. These puns will a-peel to your sense of humor, they’ll split your sides with laughter, and you might even find yourself going bananas over them. Whether you’re ripe for a good time or feeling a little green, these puns are potassium-packed and here to make you smile.
Let’s not delay – peel your eyes for the banana puns coming your way!
Banana Puns
- Ba-nana – Banana Grandma.
- BaNaNa – Barium(Ba) + 2 Sodium (Na)
- Banana split – Bananas doing gymnastic splits.
- Beau-nana – A banana’s significant other.
- Baa-nana – Banana-sheep crossbreed.
- Bun-ana – A bunny rabbit banana.
- Bun-ana – Bananas with butts.
- Bun-ana – Bread bananas.
- Boo-nana – Banana ghosts.
- Bananatee – Banana-manatee crossbreed.
- Bana-nut – Crazy fruit.
- Bana-nerd – Banana with no life.
- Bana-nun – Banana in a monastry.
- Bana-numb – Banana with no feeling.
- Bana-none – Banana no more.
- Blur-nana – Banana who forgot to wear his glasses.
- Baaaa-nana – Banana who speaks fluent sheep.
- Butt-nana – Banana behind.
- Bub-nana – Banana bro.
- Bug-nana – Yellow fruit pest.
- Burn-nana – To insult a banana.
- Bundt-nana – Type of banana cake.
- Bard-nana – Yellow Shakespeare-quoting fruit.
- Boob-nana – Stupid banana.
- Bot-nana – Yellow Robot fruit.
- Bob-nana – Yellow fruit floating in water.
- Bob-nana – Banana with a short cute haircut.
- Bob-nana – Yellow fruit named Robert.
- Bah-nana – Indignant banana.
- Blah-nana – Talkative banana.
- Bae-nana – Hot, cute banana.
- Babe-nana – Baby banana.
- Baked-nana – Banana out too long in the sun.
- Baked-nana – Banana in the oven.
- Blue-nana – Sad banana.
- Blew-nana – Banana exploded.
- Blow-nana – Banana flying in the wind.
- Blab-nana – Yellow fruit who cannot keep secrets.
- Pug-nana – A little pug in a banana costume!
- World’s nest Ba-Nana.
- re you bananas?
- I’m bananas about you!
Banana Pun Songs
Banana Related Puns
Now that we’ve peeled back the first layer of banana humor, it’s time to go bananas with even more pun-tastic wordplay! You may think we’ve reached the limit of fruity jokes, but trust me, we’re just getting started. Bananas are so versatile, it’s almost impossible to resist coming up with new ways to a-peel to your sense of humor. From breakfast smoothies to slapstick comedy routines, these yellow wonders sneak their way into every corner of life – and, naturally, into our pun arsenal.
In fact, banana puns are so easy to come by, they’re just waiting to be picked. Banana puns can also be straight crooked if you like – mashed directly – or subtley curved, blending them gently into your conversations. Whether you’re a fruit enthusiast or just someone who finds joy in a perfectly ripe punchline, you’ll find something to enjoy. And don’t worry if you find yourself slipping into a fit of giggles, that’s the beauty of these jokes – they’re smooth, sweet, and always leave you wanting more. So if you’re ready to take a bunch of laughs and keep the energy going, let’s peel out more banana puns that are ripe for the picking. Things are about to get fruitful!
- I find you very a-peeling.
- Thanks a bunch!
- You peel me?
- I peel so happy.
- I’m peelin’ good.
- Don’t stop believin’, hold on to the peelin’ !
- Yellow there!
- You had me at yellow!
- Yellow-llujah!
- Don’t trust bananas – they’re crooked!
- Pot-ass-ium – Banana butts.
- That’s not ripe…
- Left or ripe?
- Sundae funday!
- I don’t work on Sundaes…
- I find apple puns quite ap-peel-ing.
- You look cherry-fic!
- You’re the apple of my eye.
- Orange you glad we’re making fruit puns?
- I’m grapeful for your friendship!
- Stop kiwi-ing me, you’re driving me bananas!
- You’re kiwi-ing me… citrusly??
- Don’t be melon-choly, just stay peachy!
- Practice what you peach!
- I’m in a jam, but I’m trying to preserve my dignity.
- We make a great pear!
- Do your berry best.
- Lime yours forever!
- You’re plum perfect!
- It’s a fig deal, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
- I can’t bear to seed you go.
- Life’s a bowl of cherries!
- You’re one in a melon!
- I’m totally bananas for you!
- Whoa! He’s fast! Look that that man-go!
- It takes two to mango!
- Grape minds think alike!
- I’ve been berry busy lately.
- Let’s be raisin-nable!
- I’m currant-ly feeling amazing!
- It’s un-peel-ievable how great this is.
- You’re pear-fect in every way.
- You’re plum crazy!
- The kiwi to success is persistence!
Banana Quotes & One Liners
- Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere. ~Robert Fulghum
- Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana. ~Harry Style
- Time flies like an arrow – but fruit flies like a banana. ~Terry Wogan
- Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches. ~Brendan Morrison
- Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on. ~Daphne Guinness
- Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars. ~Vilayanur S. Ramachandran
You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don’t have that. I’m a banana. ~Harvey Korman - Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana. ~Bill Gates
Banana Jokes
From one-liners to knock-knock classics, banana jokes are the gift that keeps on giving. Let’s start with a classic: Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling very well! Or how about this one: What do bananas say when they pick up the phone? Yellow! I know, I know – everyone’s made those jokes before. But there’s more where that came from. Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? Because they hang out in bunches!
Banana jokes have a unique way of bringing a little yellow sunshine and potassium into your day, no matter how corny they might be. Whether you’re cracking up your friends or just trying to inject some fruity humor into a conversation, these jokes are bound to get a laugh or at least a good-natured groan. Ready for more? Let’s peel back some more laughs!
Q: What do bananas say when they answer the phone?
A: Yellow.
Q: What kinds of jokes do bananas like to tell?
A: Side-splitting ones.
Q: Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?
A: Because they peel!
Q: What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
A: (sing to the tune of 5th symphony)Banana..na….! Banana..na….!
Q: What do you call two banana skins?
A: A pair of slippers.
Q: When banana growers are heart broken, what do they sing?
A: What Else But Peelings?
Q: Where do bananas buy their clothes?
A: Banana Republic.
Q: Why did the banana get so many Valentines?
A: Because it was really sweet.
Q: Why didn’t the banana cross the road?
A: Because it’s a banana – it can’t walk!
Q: Why did the banana go to see the doctor?
A: The banana was not peeling very well.
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because he couldn’t find a date.
Q: Why the boy throw a banana out the window?
A: He wanted to see a fruit fly!
Q: What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
A: Cut it in half.
Q: What do you call solid gold bananas?
A: A bunch of money.
Q: Why did the gorilla eat the banana?
A: Because it’s a gorilla!
Q: Why did the boy keep falling off his bike?
A: He slipped off the banana seat.
Q: What did one banana say to the other when they first met?
A: Yellow, nice to meet you.
Q: What fruit do sheeps like the most?
A: Baaaaa-nanas.
Q: How do monkeys get down stairs?
A: They slide down the banana-ster.
Q: Why did the banana go to the hairdressers?
A: Because it had split ends!
Q: What is the hippest kind of fruit?
A: A bae-nae-nae.
Q: What did the banana do when he saw a monkey?
A: The banana split!
Q: Why did the banana fail his driving test?
A: He kept peeling out.
Q: Why couldn’t the whipped cream find the banana at the party?
A: It split.
Q: What’s yellow and always points north?
A: A magnetic banana.
Q: Why don’t bananas ever get lonely?
A: They hang around in bunches.
Q: Why was the plantain sent to the principal’s office?
A: It went bananas during class.
Q: What made the banana such a smoothie ?
A: Yogurt!
Q: When will the trail mix have enough money to buy a map?
A: After the banana chips in.
Q: Why did they cancel the ice cream social?
A: The banana split with the ice cream.
Q: What do you call bananas who are friends with monkeys?
A: A bunch of idiots.
Q: Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?
A: He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Q: How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?
A: She left him out in the sun too long.
Q: Why don’t bananas snore?
A: Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Q: What’s worst than a monkey eating bananas?
A: A monkey going bananas.
Q: What was the cool banana’s favorite song?
A: Mello Yellow.
Q: Why wasn’t the unripe banana named the starter banana football game?
A: He was too green.
Q: Why was the banana so upset?
A: Someone called him a plantain.
Q: How do bananas travel?
A: In a yellow submarine.
Q: Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?
A: Because they peel.
Q: What do you call a banana who gets all the girls?
A: A banana smoothie.
Q: Why couldn’t the banana yell high?
A: It could only yellow.
Q: Where do bananas go to learn?
A: Sundae school.
Q: Why did the monkey like the banana?
A: Because it had appeal.
Q: Why was the banana so sick?
A: He had yellow fever.
Q: Why did the farm hand lose his job on the banana farm?
A: He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Q: What kind of a key opens a banana?
A: A monkey.
Q: What should you do if you see a blue banana?
A: Try and cheer it up.
Q: How do monkeys get down the stairs?
A: They slide down the banana-ster.
Q: How did the unripe banana feel about the ripe banana?
A: It was green with envy.
Q: What do fruit use to buy things?
A: Banana bread.
Q: What’s the best thing to put in a banana cream pie?
A: Your teeth!
Q: What do you call the period of time between slipping on a banana and landing on your butt?
A: A bananosecond.
Q: A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
A: The wiener.
Q: What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
A: A banana dressed up as a cucumber.
Q: What do you call a banana eating a banana?
A: Canabananalism.
Q: What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
A: An electric banana.
Q: Want to hear a potassium joke?
A: K.
Q: Where do bananas like to go swimming?
A: In a cereal bowl.
Q: What’s invisible and smells like bananas?
A: Monkey farts.
Q: How do you catch King Kong?
A: Hang upside down and act like a giant banana.
Q: What did the banana say to the chimpanzee?
A: Nothing, bananas don’t talk!
Q: What’s yellow and goes 30 miles per hour?
A: A banana in a washing machine.
Q: What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
A: Show it out the door.
- I am going bananas. That’s what I say to my bananas before I leave the house…
- My boss accused me of “acting the monkey” at work. I almost choked on my banana.
- They’re not going to grow bananas any longer.
Apparently, they’re long enough already.
Bananas are naturally humorous fruits because they’re quirky, versatile, and – let’s face it – just fun to talk about. Their bright yellow color, funny shape, and the classic image of someone slipping on a banana peel make them ripe for comedy. Plus, they come with endless opportunities for puns and jokes, making them the comedians of the fruit world. Whether they’re mashed into a joke, sliced into wordplay, thrown into a punchline, or blended into a joke smoothie, bananas just have that goofy charm. So, next time you’re enjoying one, remember – it’s not just a snack, it’s comedy gold (or yellow) wrapped in a peel!
