Heft-llo there! Welcome to the world of elephant puns, where the jokes are big, the laughs are trunk-loads, and the humor is definitely not for the faint of heart! Did you know that elephants are the only mammals that can’t jump? That’s right! They’re so grounded that if they ever tried, it’s be an impossible tusk!
But don’t let that deflate your spirits! These gentle giants have plenty of punderful attributes that make them the perfect subjects for some lighthearted wordplay. For instance, when they get together, up to the tusk! And while they may not be able to leap, they can certainly bring down the house with their massive presence and amusing antics.
So, if you’re ready to embark on a hilarious journey filled with elephant puns that’ll leave you trunking up a storm, you’ve come to the right place! Prepare to ear the jokes, as we lumber our way through the wild and wonderful world of elephant humor. After all, in the realm of comedy, it’s all about having a whale of a time – or should I say, an elephant-astic one?
Elephant Related Puns
- Elep-ment – Substance that makes up an elephant.
- For their essay on elephants, the students were required to use different ele-fonts.
- Remember that very famous play “Ele-phantom of the opera?”
- Elephants usually go to sleep at Elev-phant o’clock at night!
- Seven-Elev-phant is an elephant’s favorite convenience store.
- Whoa! That was elephant-tastic!
- Elephants are happiest when their having ele-FUN!
- If you’re going to say something irr-elephant, shut your trunk!
- If you don’t have anything r-elephant to say, shut your trunk!
Elephant Related Puns
As we continue to move through the world of elephants puns, the puns are larger than life! Did you hear about the elephant who became a magician? He always pulled a rabbit out of his trunk! Speaking of trunks, why don’t elephants use computers? Because they’re afraid of the mouse! And let’s not forget their social lives: when elephants plan a party, they make sure everyone has a r-elephan task. Ever seen an elephant on a roller coaster? Talk about heavy-duty fun! Their idea of a game of hide and seek is quite the spectacle, too – they just stand still and say, “You’ll never find me; I’m ele-fantastic at this!” So, let’s trumpet the joy of elephant puns, where the humor is huge, and the smiles are even bigger! Get ready to laugh your socks off – if you can find them under all this elephantine joy!
- Looking after more than one elephant, you need to multi-tusk!
- It was a difficult tusk to try and ignore the elephant in the room!
- If you want to see Italian elephants, go to Tusk-any!
- Mommy elephant disapproved of junior’s behavior and said “Tusk. Tusk. Tusk“.
- Ollie the elephant was so dyslexic he couldn’t even get drunk. He kept getting trunk!
- In some parts of the world, elephants are still a favorite form of trunk-sportation!
- Did you hear about the famous elephant inventor? He invented the trunk-sistor radio.
- Ollie the elephant said “I’m all ears!”
- I’m ear for you!
- There’s a herd of elephants coming!!! Do you ear them?
Elephant Jokes
Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo? Because he wanted to pack his trunks for the wild adventure ahead! You know, elephants are pretty wise; when one went to school, he was voted “most likely to remember where he left his keys” (but let’s be honest, it’s hard to lose something with those big ears!). Have you heard about the elephant who won a talent show? He was great at trumpeting his own praises! And happened to the elephant that had one too many drinks? He got trunk! It’s tough being such a gentle giant! And even though they’re huge, they are ever so polite, always saying “Trunk you!” So, let’s celebrate these majestic creatures and their playful spirit, because when it comes to elephant jokes, they never get old – they just get more ele-funny!
Q: How do you get four elephants into a Mini?
A: Two in the front, two in the back.
Q: What game do four elephants in a mini play?
A: Squash
Q. The lion, the king of the jungle, decided to have a party. He invited all the animals in the jungle, and they all came except one. Which one?
A. The giraffe, because he was still in the fridge.
Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge?
A: The door won’t close.
Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your fridge?
A: There’ll be one waiting outside in the Mini.
Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
A: By the footprints in the butter.
Q: How do you get two elephants out of the water?
A: One by one.
Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun, of course.
Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
A: Ever seen a yellow elephant?!!!
Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It was glued to the first one.
Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It thought it was a game.
Q: And why did the tree fall down?
A: It thought it was an elephant.
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.
Q: What was the elephant doing on the motorway?
A: About 5 mph (8kph in the rest of the world)
Q: How do you get an elephant into a car?
A: Open the car door, put the elephant inside, close the door.
Q: Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle?
A: The fridge isn’t large enough to hold them all.
Q: How many elephants can you actually put in a fridge?
A: Depends on the number of elephants.
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?
A: Optimistic!
Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city?
A: Free Parking.
Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into work?
A: Sole use of the elevator.
Q: Why do elephants wear tiny green hats?
A: To sneak across a pool table without being seen.
Q: How many elephants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Don’t be stupid, elephants can’t change light bulbs.
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
Q: Why do elephants wear sandals?
A: So that they don’t sink in the sand.
Q: Why do ostriches stick their head in the ground?
A: To look for the elephants who forgot to wear their sandals.
Q: How do you make a dead elephant float?
A: Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tons of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tons of bananas,…..
Q: How do you get an elephant on top of an oak tree?
A: Stand him on an acorn and wait fifty years.
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card.
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.
Q: How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, but you need a real big bulb.
Q: What has two tails, two trunks and five feet?
A: An elephant with spare parts
Q: What is more difficult than getting an elephant into the back seat of your car?
A: Getting TWO elephants into the back seat of your car!
Q: What happens when an elephant sits in front of you at the movies?
A: You miss most of the picture!
Q: What did the peanut say to the elephant?
A: Nothing, peanuts can’t talk.
Q: How many elephants can you fit into a Mercedes?
A: 5. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.
Q: How do you know when an Elephant has been in the baby carriage?
A: By the footprints on the baby’s forehead!
Q: What is beautiful, gray and wears glass slippers?
A: Cinder-elephant.
Q. What do you get when an elephant sky dives?
A. A big hole.
Q. What’s big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!
Q. Why doesn’t the elephant use the computer?
A. Because it is afraid of the mouse!
Q. There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?
A. It wasn’t raining.
Q: Why do elephants need trunks?
A: Because they don’t have glove compartments.
Q: What do you call elephants who ride on trains?
A: Passengers.
Q: Where do baby elephants come from?
A: BIG storks.
Q. Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle?
A. Because he doesn’t have thumbs to ring the bell.
Q. How do you stop an elephant from smelling?
A. Tie a knot in his trunk.
Q. What’s the same size and shape as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A. An elephant’s shadow.
Q: What’s the difference between a dozen eggs and an elephant?
A: If you don’t know, I’m sure not going to send you to the store for a dozen eggs!
Q: How do you prevent an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card.
Q: What is big, green, hangs in a tree and has a trunk?
A: An unripe elephant.
Q: How do you eat an elephant?
A: One bite at a time
Q. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A. Because it was dead.
Q. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
A. It was stapled to the first elephant.
Q. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
A. Peer pressure.
Q. Why did the tree fall down?
A. It thought it was an elephant.
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a fish?
A: Swimming Trunks!
Q. How can you tell that elephants always ready for an adventure?
A. They’ve always got their trunks ready to go.
Q. What do you call en elephant with an extra long nose?
A. Smell-ephant.
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Great big holes all over Australia.
Q: If you took away an elephants trunk how would it smell?
A: Trunk or no trunk it would still smell pretty bad!
Q: How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?
A: Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him ‘lunch’.
Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
Q: Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
A: Because of all the cheetahs!
Q: What do you call a elephant that never washes?
A: A smelly-phant!
Q: What game do you NOT want to play with an elephant?
A: Squash!
Q: What is the biggest ant in the world?
A: An elephant!
Q: What do you call an elephant covered in mud?
A: DIRTY!
Q: Where are elephants found?
A: Elephants are so big they are hardly ever lost.
Q: How can you tell if there’s an elephant on your back during an hurricane?
A: You can hear his ears flapping in the wind.
Q: What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth?
A: Stuck!
Q: Why do elephants live in the jungle?
A: Because they can’t fit in the house!
Q: What’s the difference between a mouse and an elephant?
A: About a ton!
Q: What’s gray on the inside and clear on the outside?
A: An elephant in a baggie
Q: Why don’t elephants ride buses during rush hour?
A: They’re afraid of pick-pockets
Q: Where do you find elephants?
A: It depends where you left them
Q: What did the elephant say when he got caught in the revolving door?
A: If this place wants to do much business with elephants they’ll need a bigger door!
Q: Why did the zookeeper refuse to work in the elephant enclosure?
A: Because the work kept piling up!
Q: How do you make an elephant fly?
A: Start with a 3 foot zipper.
Zoo Keeper:”I’ve lost one of my elephants”
Other Zoo Keeper:”Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?”
Zoo Keeper:”Don’t be silly, he can’t read!”
Q: What goes clomp,clomp,clomp, squish ,clomp,clomp,clomp, swish..?
A: An elephant with a wet tennis shoe!
Q: Why do elephants travel in herds?
A: Because if they traveled in flocks they might be mistaken for sheep.
Q: What’s convenient and weighs 20,000 pounds?
A: An elephant six-pack.
Q: What’s the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
A: You can’t make a paper airplane out of an elephant.
Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
A: An irr-elephant
Q: Why do elephants have such big ears?
A: It doesn’t matter, it’s ear-elephant.
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a computer ?
A: A 2 ton know it all.
Q: How do you lift an elephant with just one hand?
A: Don’t worry about it, you’ll probably never meet an elephant with just one hand.
Q: How do elephants keep cool?
A: Ear conditioning!
Q: What’s grey and goes 400 miles per hour?
A: A rocket powered elephant
Q: Did you hear what’s big in Africa right now?
A: Elephants
Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A: Nothing…. He just let out a little and wine!
Did you know that elephants can grow up to 11 feet? But most just have 4.
As we wrap up this trunk-tastic adventure into the realm of elephant puns and jokes, remember: laughter is the best medicine, and these gentle giants know how to deliver it in spades! Whether it’s their massive personalities or their big ears that hear the best punchlines, elephants always leave us in stitches. So, next time you find yourself in need of a laugh, just think of an elephant trying to fit into a tiny car – it’s sure to bring a smile! Let’s keep the humor flowing like a river and never forget to keep it ele-funny!
